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1. A four-pound pack of JIF creamy peanut butter just waiting for you to slather it.
2. A two-pound bag of pink Himalayan salt so you can take ^Na^thing and everything with a grain of salt.
3. A three-pound bag of hemp protein that'll supercharge all your smoothies with Plant-Based Power.
4. A gallon of Tabasco hot sauce to prepare your body for all the ~spicy memes~ you're about to post in the group chat.
5. A 12.5-pound bag of popcorn that'll turn all your nights (for the next hundred nights) into Movie Night.
6. A variety pack of KIND bars you can fill your backpack and/or purse with, to turn you into the type of friend everyone seeks out for snack-based advice.
7. A five-pound bag of dehydrated vegetables ready to be added to just about any dish, so you can save your Chopping Hand for an upcoming Karate tournament or woodcutting competition.
8. A variety pack of fruit leather you (probably) can't turn into a badass jacket, but you can eat to get your recommended daily intake of fruit.
9. A three-pound bag of raw almonds from a pesticide-free farm so can respect Mother Nature as you snack sustainably.
10. A six-pack of Banza chickpea pasta that'll ~elbow~ its way into all your meals.
11. And a six-pack of gourmet garlic marinara for anyone who isn't afraid to get lost in the sauce.
12. A four-pound bag of Bolivian quinoa so you bring the "gold of the Incas" down from the Andean mountains and into your humble pot.
13. A 12-pack of Soylent shakes because you've already spent enough of your life chewing and the future is now.
14. A six-pack of whole wheat breadcrumbs you can put into dish after dish and, in a pinch, use to leave a trail back to the kitchen.
15. A variety pack of allergen-free cookies that'll get you out of the house (to buy another gallon of milk).
16. A two-pound bag of raw chia seeds to bolster your gut-health through the miracle that is chia seed pudding.
17. A five-pound bag of coffee blessed by the Norse Gods that ~must be~ the secret to growing a beard worthy of Valhalla.
18. A three-pound bag of organic kidney beans so you can put down the can-opener and start working on a recipe that rivals Kevin Malone's Famous Chili.
19. Or four-pound tub of assorted jelly beans to make the chili of your dental nightmares/dreams.
20. A 25-pound bag of old-fashioned rolled oats for anyone who wants the Slow-Digesting Thrill of simultaneously using every eye on their stove to cook oatmeal.
21. A six-pound bag of non-GMO coconut sugar that'll make you sing ♪ Pour Six Pounds Of Sugar On Meeeeee ♪ with a measuring spoon as your microphone.
22. A variety box of 48 assorted teas from the UK, because the Brits have your back when you want to brew up a well-steeped storm.
23. A two-pound bag of organic pumpkin seeds so rich in magnesium you'll be absorbing calcium and converting vitamin D into its usable form all over the place.
24. A five-pound bag of Haribo gummy dinosaurs for anyone who has a snack-time hankering as monumental as an extinction-level event.
25. A variety pack of IZZE sparkling juice so you can crack open a couple of cold ones with the boys (who are leaving The Soda Life behind).
26. A 100-count care package of snacks and candies that'll turn your house into The Cool House everyone wants to slumber-party at.
27. And a gallon of pure maple syrup guaranteed to make your pancakes more cake than pan.
Pass the syrup, please.
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