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A finger was found on a nature strip in Melbourne a few months ago... is anyone.. missing a finger? š¤
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This is from the 22 of December. Did they ever find out what happened to the person the finger was attached to?
Pretty sure it was solved? Wasn't it by a lawn mower? š¤
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-victoria/deadline-owner-of-severed-finger-on-glenroy-nature-strip-found/news-story/6bd60d37fa923c6c9746c4a5b87413d9
12ft ladder couldnāt help me get past the pay wall, but looks like the owner was found
I can get you a finger, believe me.Ā There are ways, Dude.Ā You don't wanna know about it, believe me.Ā I'll get you a finger by this afternoon--with nail polish.
I'm staying.. finishing my coffee.
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
Calmer than you are.
Nihilist
CALMER THAN YOU ARE
Enjoying my coffee.
That rug really tied the room together.
Man in the black pajamas, Dude.
Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
There are rules Donny!!
You pull that shit on me, I'm gonna take that piece off you, shove it up your ass, and pull the trigger until it goes click.
8 year olds dude
have ya seen fallout? fingers are easy!!!
Nah Iāve got eight here, and two thumbs. Iād know if any were missing because my collection matches the ones I have on my hands and my display cabinet has a lock on it
Can confirm, not mine.
Leprosy outbreak?
You wouldn't tell a joke to this person. They might get stumped
A good leprosy joke? Give this man a big hand.
Thatās where I left it. Iām always losing my glasses but this time I lost a finger šš
What da hell
Boy swallows universe part 2?
Simpsons did it first
Someone got fingered. Hope they enjoyed it.
Someoneās nose has just had enough.
Poor Burgertory owner can't catch a break...
I was surprised by the lack of information provided so I asked AI what information could be obtained from a finger.......
Identity through Fingerprints: If the skin is intact, fingerprints can be used to identify the individual if their prints are on file with any fingerprint databases (like criminal, civil, or governmental databases).
Gender: Determining gender directly from a finger alone is not straightforward. However, DNA analysis can provide this information if there are viable cells from which DNA can be extracted.
Which Finger and Which Hand: Sometimes, it's possible to determine which finger it is based on the size and characteristics of the finger (like the relative length and thickness of phalanges). Identifying whether it came from the left or right hand can be more challenging without other contextual clues or unless specific patterns (like handedness-specific wear or injury) are evident.
Age and Health Indicators: Certain features like the condition of the skin, nails, or joints may give clues about the age or health of the individual.
Cause of Separation: Analysis might reveal whether the separation was due to trauma, surgical intervention, or decomposition.
DNA for Genetic Background: Beyond just gender, DNA can provide information about genetic background, familial relations, and even predispositions to certain diseases.
Surely some of the above would help if it was included with the news release.
Please stop.
can u go away
Just another day ending in ādayā for the northern suburbs.
What nice suburb do you live in with your parents?
Good to see this suburb snobbery is being called out and that comments has gotten more down votes than up votes