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Clean Truth Or Dare Prompts For Christian Teens

Hello fellow teens! I’ve prepared a list of totally safe, totally rad prompts to get the evening going!

Emily Menez
Slackjaw
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2 min readJan 2, 2021

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Hello fellow teens! Are you ready to prepare for your next sleepover, fun event, and/or social gathering? If you’re inviting secular friends, it might be helpful to guide those silly sheep towards games that are still a giggle fest, but not awkward in any way! I’ve prepared a list of totally safe, totally rad prompts to get the evening going! You’re welcome! -Mary Elizabeth

TRUTH: Which of the 12 Apostles do you think is the cutest? I pick Thomas because we all have doubts, and I can relate!

DARE: Wait until you get to the living room to take off your shoes!

TRUTH: Tell us your secret prayer request, like, the one you barely whisper because it’s kind of embarrassing. Mine involves meeting a certain middle child duckling who’s related to Donald Duck, but totally has his own thing going on.

DARE: Recycle #4 plastic in a #5 bin!

TRUTH: Tell us what you actually did during the Celebration, Florida school trip last summer. I can’t answer this one because I’m hosting. But this might be a fun one for Beth Carter to answer.

DARE: Say “Nice pun, Dad!” but ironically!

TRUTH: As a follow-up to the Florida question for Beth, did you go into Orlando and workshop your flirting? And if so, did it go well? Please be specific and remember you can’t lie because you swore an oath on the Bible.

DARE: Refer to Pastor Dan as “Pastor Man!”

TRUTH: Beth, did you kiss Dewey?

DARE: Mix the oat milk with the almond milk!

TRUTH: What did it feel like?

DARE: Dip your big toe in the pool!

TRUTH: Do you feel like a woman now, Beth? Because you took something away from me. Something I always wanted. Everyone knows that kissing a mascot head is the closest thing to making out with an actual DuckTales character! If you wanted to mack with a duckling so much, why didn’t you just settle for stick-in-the-mud Huey or that forgettable slacker, Louie? This trip was about me becoming a woman, ME. Not you! YOU BROKE MY HEART, YOU DUCKING HARLOT!

DARE: Text your crush your favorite Bible verse. Unless it’s Dewey. In which case, please tell him about me. Please. Please, Beth.

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Emily Menez
Slackjaw

I've written for The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, CBS, and more. I'm an editor @Slackjaw. Send in your funny pieces!