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SEC be lurking?
Are you the SEC? They have to tell you if you ask.
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This guy intranets
I think lying on intranets can have worse connotations than lying on the internets
The facts add up, sir. We're good to go here. Carry on as if nothing happened.
Still not buying it. Name 4 Retards
1 2 3. -and 4.
Man, I was hoping the Southeastern Conference was here.
I once heard that if you ask someone over the internet, if they are the SEC they can’t say no!
I am part of the SEC, shame of you for mentioning that very clever and also true loophole.
Someone call my wife's boyfriend he's a paralegal
How lucky! My wife's is a lazy ass paraplegic, but at least he has parabolic penis!!! Otherwise I'd roll his ass down the street somewhere.
Hey somebody has to satisfy the woman. Otherwise we'd get zero bro time. Nobody makes me safe like you
No your wife said "barely legal", not " paralegal"
I usually ask hookers “are you a cop”? If they say no than BJ’s are on the menu!!!
During the initial run up when they were potentially watching WSB
Edit: I’m an idiot, didn’t see the user name 🤦🏻♂️
Of course you’re an idiot that overlooked a basic thing you’re a member of this sub :) we smooth brain apes
🤣🍻
Official Meme Gourd
"Hello fellow youths!" - Guy who said he's not SEC
Hey what's up man, they sent me too. I can't find shit here but memes and apes though.
r/namechecksout
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, short somebody
You go short somebody
Grandma told me
Get your money, autist (get your money)
Get your money, autist (get your money)
Get your money, autist (get your, autist)
Get your money, autist (get your, autist)
autist
Welcome to wallstreetbets
Don't catch you sellin' now (woo, woo, don't catch you sellin', now)
Don't catch you sellin' now (ayy, woah)
Look what I'm buyin' now (GME!)
Welcome to wallstreetbets (yeah, yeah)
Don't catch you sellin' now (woah, ayy)
Don't catch you sellin' now (ayy, woo)
Look what I'm buyin' now (ayy)
Look how I'm greenin' out (hey)
I'm so retarded (I'm so retarded, woo)
I'm on GameStop (I'm on GameStop)
I'm so retarded (yeah, yeah)
I'm gon' get it (ayy, I'm gon' get it)
Watch me buy (blaow)
This a rocket (ha)
That's a crayon (yeah)
I’m gonna eat it (woo, eat it)
Ooh, know that (yeah, know that, hold on)
Get it (get it, get it)
Ooh, work it (69)
Shitadel, shitadel, shitadel (shitadel)
Capital, capital, capital (capital)
I got the wife on Monday’s (woah)
Boyfriend gonna find me like blocka (blaow)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, tell somebody
(America, I just checked my bank account and)
You go tell somebody
(You mothafuckas owe me)
DFV told me
Get your money, autist (autist)
Get your money, autist (autist)
Get your money, autist (autist)
Get your money, autist (autist)
Autist (one, two, three, get down)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, tell somebody
You go tell somebody
DFV told me, "Get your money, " autist
Get your money, autist (autist)
Get your money, autist (autist)
Get your money, autist (autist)
Autist
You just a autist in this world
You just a retard, ayy
You just a smooth brain in this world
Drivin' expensive Honda’s, ayy
You just a retard, yeah
I kenneled him in the backyard
No proper life to a retard
For a big retard
Don’t give me rewards I literally just deleted and replaced a few words.
Shitadel was nice
I see art. I upvote
Thank you sir.
5 shares of GME at a floor of 500,000,000 for this post
I need this recorded - I cant visualize (audiolize?) words very well
Lmao
Can we crowdsource funding to make this happen, please?
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I go by ‘SpergLord. Or ‘Sperglawd.
Uhhh.... you def missed the part where the church choir was singing and it was your portfolio and vlad the stock impaler comes out and shoots them all to death
Vlad the stock impaler 💀🤣🤣
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Oh shit, run! It’s the 5-O!
o shit
This is the fucking most bad ass shit I’ve ever fucked with. I’m up $150% this year. Used my $2000 stimmy. Got $5,500 right now and used my margined robinhood debit card today at Lowe’s to buy a new lawn and flower bed for my backyard.
I fuck with this sub, that market, and this music video everyday.
So...you just signed up with RH and the rest is history? Teach me o’ wise one.
Quick, hide the ladder attacks in a dark pool!
People keep running up and smacking me over the head with ladders, it’s not a fun time
Hot mods in your area.
Thank you for getting rid of the megathreads. I can now, finally, get caught up on all the other things that are happening on Wall Street like, did you know, a billionaire lost $20B and it had ramifications else where in the financial world. Bravo /s
So the plan is to flood the daily threads with GME talk until you realise it’s inevitable?
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Maybe it stands for you only lose once? 🤔
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😂
Yolo SPY puts or you didn't YOLO
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The amount of loss porn I've seen posted as a result of spy puts truly astonishes me. I thought they were trolls, fake losses. No, these retards really bought puts on SPY haha
how much do they cost right now?
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You still have a vague idea of the day, you can probably have a couple more
If you guys never have the balls to trade retarded stuff just get a bottle and drink and read through WSB. You'll wake up the next morning broke or rich, works everytime.
This is the real dd here
Appropriate comment for that username.
Join me and the other retards! Yoloing on $420 SPY calls.
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That would have been a much better last line 😂
I'll be right by your side, till $3,000,000,005
This is me on a high gain day....unhinged, prancing around, excited about unrealised gains
4 hours later, my exit strategy has failed and I'm back on WSB reading DDs hoping to find a new nugget
I know how to spend money and hold stocks. Selling and exiting is another story
GME Apes & Co. Newest hedge fund on the block.
Did everyone rewatch this music video today?
This Ape did !!
Can you tell me what it is please
This Is America by Childish Gambino
Hell yeah. Shit still slaps.
“They gonna ban all of them”
I think your anti visual mod memes were some of the best. Lol.
Haha, thanks! Next time I get blocked I’m sure I’ll make another!
u/memetron9000 , don’t feel the need to take that to heart 🙄
Where’s the part where Donald Glover comes in with an AK47 and shoots up my portfolio?
That's tomorrow.
In 3 months this sub has become the epitome of cringe. Outstanding
So you joined 4 months ago?
He’s still not wrong, wtf is this unfunny ass post lmao this is NOT what would’ve been on the front page here a year ago. This sub is kinda useless now unless you have a shit sense of humor or don’t actually trade and only buy GME
How did you cut out the gang getting murdered by FDs?
Ha, !remindyoutomorrow
This is another level of cringe.
got a lambo like LeBron’s mom
GME $3005 confirmed
new users to wsb be like, "$GME is the only position I own"
GME & AMC 100% my portfolio.
3- GME 6- AMC
Childish Gambino voices is always spectacular... I wish his voice had a stock.. I would have gone yolo on..
Mods won't ban you. The pathetic automod bot will though.
What is this? A sub for high quality gifs!!
Content in this sub is really going down fucking hill