35 Most Memorable Quotes from 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'

The Grinch can't steal our Christmas spirit, but he sure can deliver laughs. In the 2018 adaptation of Dr. Seuss' beloved children's storybook, Benedict Cumberbatch brings the mean ol' Grinch to life in the best retelling since Boris Karloff's original 1958 animated special.

The newest movie includes all the Grinch quotes we've come to know and love, while adding a few new one-liners to the mix. Between attempting to rob the Whos down in Whoville of their holiday fun and his heart growing three sizes, The Grinch has some unforgettable—and sometimes unforgivable—thoughts along his way to learning, and teaching us all, the true meaning of the holidays.

And with that, we give you a definitive list of the most quotable lines delivered by The Grinch, Cindy Lou Who and Lou Lou Who.

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35 Best Grinch Quotes

1. “It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch
2. “Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” — The Grinch 
3. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” — Cindy Lou Who 
4. “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch
5. "It's because I'm green, isn't it?” — The Grinch 
6. “4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness." — The Grinch 
7. "Am I just eating because I'm bored?” — The Grinch 
8. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” — The Grinch 
9. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch 
10. "That is not a chew toy!” — The Grinch  
11. "Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant." — The Grinch 
12. "Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.” — The Grinch  
13. “I’m all toasty inside.” — The Grinch  
14. "Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can't find something nice to wear I'm not going." — The Grinch  
15. "No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer." — Cindy Lou Who
16. “What is that stench? It's fantastic.” — The Grinch  
17. “One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.” — The Grinch  
18. “Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” — The Grinch 
19. “Bleeding hearts of the world unite.” — The Grinch
20. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch 
21. “I could use a little social interaction.” — The Grinch 
22. “Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” — The Grinch 
23. “I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” — The Grinch  
24. “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch  
25. “HELP ME...I'm FEELING.” — The Grinch  
26. “You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights." — Lou Lou Who
27. "If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key." — The Grinch  
28. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” — Lou Lou Who
29. "That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! 'I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.' Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is..." — The Grinch  
30. "And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!" — The Grinch
31. "Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!" — The Grinch
32. "Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely." — The Grinch
33. "Santa, don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he's kinda... sweet." — Cindy Lou Who
34. "I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry." — The Grinch
35. "Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we." — Narrator, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

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