Magical sat down and ate another dragon. They got up and started to enchant frogs.

Yes

okay nobody did something in 5 replies i'm sick of this-

(VIOLENTLY CLEARS THROAT)

Once upon a time, in a place where stuff happened, I guess? there was a love triangle because I got into a bad writing deal with some shady guy. Anyway. The three dragons in the love triangle were Octodad, Melonhead, and Karen.

I'm serious.

"I HAVE 19 CHILDREN!" Octodad shouted, throwing an ambiguous melon at Melonhead's head.

"Weird flex but ok," Melonhead shrugged, punching the melon into his mouth.

Suddenly, a wild Karen appeared and the two became very flustered all at once.

(By the by the way reader person Octodad is a SandWing, Melonhead is a MudWing, and Karen is a SilkWing. No, I'm not telling you their damn appearances, go wild with headcanons, why the hell not.)

"What's happening in here?" Karen queried. "Is Octodad flexing his children again?"

"Karen, I made you a pie. Do you want some pie?" Melonhead whispered frantically, his eyes going wide.

"No."

"oh"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO INFLICT THE WRATH OF ZEUS UPON YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING?!" Octodad cackled, mad with power.

"I have literally nothing better to do, let's go do a funky ritual."

And so Octodad and Karen boogied into the sunset, while Melonhead sobbed into his pie. The end??

Cereus was walking through the desert when she started getting chased by rabid cows. She tried to fly away, but the cows threw rocks at her that turned into wings and got stuck to her tail. Not trusting the thirty-seven new wings she had, she started scaling a random tree that hadn't been there before. When she got to the third branch, she heard someone shouting, "What are you DOING?! That tree leads into the sun!" Then the sun fell on them all.

The end

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Translation:

(So one time, there was a stupid dragon named darkstalker and darkstalker liked Momoland. The end /j

Darkstalker liked Blicket and momoland

So one time he enchanted Blue to go inside a glue bottle and sing Baam and Starry Night ti cricket so he did and got stuck inside the glue bottle. Cricket tried to get him out of the bottle and it didn’t work at all.

So Tsunami and Riptide tried to get Blue out of the bottle and it didn’t work so Darkstalker tried to play Momoland and get Blue out of the bottle with the power of music but it didn’t work, so they called Luna.

And someone yelled “sTaN lOoNa” and Luna thought that was meant for her so she went “tHaNkS” and got embarrassed, like super embarrassed.

So Luna got Blue out of the bottle with flamesilk magic and everyone cheered the end lol and Momoland is great)

Bonbon of the JunkfoodWings decided to take a nap after eating his mega pack of kfc. He fell asleep on his marshmallow table.

Meanwhile, his sister was angrily yelling his name.

“BONBONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!” yelled Squashed Sherbet, his sister. “I wanted that kfc for my school project!”

“Too bad,” said Bonbon while sleepwalking into the freezer. He knew he had left his ear glasses in here. Where are they?

“Ugh!” Squashed Sherbet slammed the door shut. She ate a tomato on the way to buy her chess set, before running into her crush, Dudebroboi.

Dudebroboi of the MEGACOOLEPICAWESOMEWINGS was a rather small, large dragon. His wings were the standard cat shape, and his horns were yellow and green spotted, with mini dog figurines sellotaped onto them. He was completely boring in every way.

Squashed Sherbet, however, had a massive crush on him. She liked his cat-shaped wings and green voice. She also thought that his tomato and butterscotch salad was delicious.

“Hello,” said Dudebroboi, his green voice resonating with an orange tone. “Have you seen my favourite tree anywhere?”

Unfortunately, the previous morning, Dudebroboi had lost his favourite tree. Its blue stalks and loud triangles ought to have been reported to the KTPG (kinda terrible police group) who always solved every book, but they were busy watching Dragons: the musical.

“Um... no,” said Squashed Sherbet, embarrassed. “Would you like to dive into the pond in my garage and look for it?”

“Indeed,” said Dudebroboi. The two dragons dived into the pond and searched for his tree.

“How did this get in here?” Muttered Bonbon, finding a tree in his freezer. “This must have gone off ages ago. Squashed Sherbet!” He shouted down his tv into the garage. “I’ve found an out of date tree in my freezer!”

“That’s my tree!” Cried Dudebroboi. He yeeted himself through the window into the freezer, and hugged his tree. “You shouldn’t have wandered off like this!”

“I’m glad you’ve found your cactus,” responded Bonbon. “Btw, my sister wants to ask you out to kfc.”

“Bonbon!” Cried Squashed Sherbet. “I was going to ask him when “25 ways to make your cactus fly” was on tv!”

“Well, I do love kfc,” said Dudebroboi.

“Does that mean we can go out?” Asked Squashed Sherbet.

Dudebroboi smiled. “Sure.” And the two of them went to McDonald’s and lived weirdly ever after. The end

Omg this is the oddest thing I’ve ever written lol

This honestly looks like one of those story generators and I love it

Mine? If so, thx! If not then dw lol I probably took ur comment the wrong way xD

Fearless tiger lady joined multiplayer. She met a level 114 snake and level 74 wolf and level 30 wolf. They defeated furious bull and leveled up and freinded eachother and left the end.