The metalheads of Chaos
This is fun. I wanna try.
Slaanesh is definitely pornogrind— that shit shouldn’t exist (not linking that). Khorne checks out (example). I think Nurgle could maybe be stoner doom (example). Tzeentch is cosmic black metal (example).
— that shit shouldn’t exist (not linking that).
You've damned me with a great curse, one of lust for knwoledge
Pornogrind is usually just edgy childish grindcore.
Grindcore is just the most extreme punk so extreme it's also the most extreme metal.
The genre was established by Napalm Death though the missing link from that and Hardcore Punk is Discharge.
Combine Death Metal and Grindcore and you've got Bolt Thrower. They were 40k nerds.
You've been Tzeentch'd.
GUT is the band that started it. Think grindcore for horny violent teenage boys. They got banned from playing Maryland Deathfest which is hard to do
grindcore
IDK what's that but time to google it
You’re either gonna love it or have a vehement disgust for it
Besides GUT, Cock and Ball Torture is the only good pornogrind band I've ever heard. The other difference between it and grindcore is its got an almost dancy groove to it.
Bow chicka wow wow
BREEEEEEEEEE
Just don't look up the band Torsofuck and you're good.
You've damned me with a great curse, one of lust for knowledge
You've fallen into Tzeentch's trap.
Just as planned.
I would go a little harder for Nurgle. Something like Bongripper's Terminal album: https://youtu.be/f3JSLEk2sp4 I mean, the song names spell "SLOW DEATH" how perfect can it get.
For Tzeentch, maybe something more ethereal like SUNN O)))'s Life Metal: https://youtu.be/vpwe5I1YqV8
Truuuueeeeeeeeee
I was totally expecting that Khorne link to be Debauchery -Blood for the blood god. I personally think he'd fit more death thrash nad similar.
Death thrash makes sense. If I’d thought it through I’d have linked World Eater but They Deserve to die was stuck in my head.
I've been listening to a lot of Plague Years and ilk, so it's been dominant in my head. Really I think majority of metal that rides a death or thrash fits save for just the acoustic assault of TDM and like. More Slaanesh there.
Bruh, why you gotta link the shit version? Here.
Nurgle is gutalax personified
True
I was thinking Tzeentch would be more tech death like Fallujah or The Faceless. It's ever changing and the next time signature is just one step ahead.
I love both tzeentch and tech death so this checks out. Really anything sort of proggy would be up tzeentch's alley
Geddy Lee is Tzeentch confirmed.
Mortician.
NO MORE ROOM IN HELL
This person knows more about metal than the OP does and I greatly appreciate it
I think tzeentch would be more fitting with progressive metal
Khorne could also be war metal
Cosmic black metal? I like the sound of that, gonna check that song out!
I guess alcopissmetal is for nurgle then
I think Nurgle is something like Vulvodynia
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Noisecore could also be fitting for Slaanesh.
Tzeench should 100% be prog
Tzeentch is Dream Theater but they do some early Genesis covers and, for reasons unknown, some Raspberries.
Khorne is clearly Slayer.
Nurgle is Cannibal Corpse but also for some reason Edison Lighthouse (Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes).
Slaanesh is Motley Crue.
Khorne is clearly Slayer
Slayer is way too chill for Khorne. You need a something like grindcore, a 2 minute long wall of noise with some incoherent screeching.
I feel like anal cunt is more representative of insane bloodthirsty morons.
Dr Feelgood takes on a horrible meaning now…
Naw dude fucking math metal. All the trippiest time switches and off tempo rhythms.
And most annoyingly intellectual fanbase. I say this as a meshuggah and tool fan.
Those both suck
L take tbh meshuggah and tool are the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwgl1Q-jTeU
I imagine the voice of Tzeentch at 1:03; speaking in multiple layers of meaning that seem to contradict but mesh perfectly.
Looks like a rejected rings of Saturn cover art...
That was my first choice. I changed it to nu just because the text fit better.
Ah yes, change for a terrible reason. Tzeentch is pleased.
See, I'd put prog in Slaanesh territory, if only because, like the Emperor's Children, prog artists think that flawless execution is what makes it good.
He loves tool but ironically
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Slaanesh it probably pornogrind and harsh noise (for my noise marine boys), and Khorne is actually just Bolt Thrower
Slaanesh is Steel Panther
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Slaanesh is Sexcrement. Oh yes. They're real.
So nurgle is earth or some other drone rock shit
I could see Nurgle listening to shit like Sunn O))) or Disembowelment
Gork and Mork would be power metal.
Power metal, like Dragonforce and such? That feels like Space Marine stuff to me. It's all glory and fire etc.
Gork and Mork sound like thrash to me. But like, the really aggressive stuff, not old-school Metallica.
I just assumed power metal because it's the once that most sounds the most editable and fun. I also imagine metal of choice for Space Marines (and by extension most of the Imperium) would be a type of dark, religious metal like whatever Powerwolf could be classified as.
Not familair with Powerwulf, but Gothic Metal is totally a genre
Gothic metal? Sounds about right for the Imperium.
Powerwolf is a Space wolves special.
Or just GWAR
or Gnarkill
Gork and Mork are litterally Gnarkill
Nurgle is sludge metal, not whatever made up genre grunge metal is
Think Alice in Chains, only instead it's Isha in Chains.
Alice in Chains is sludge metal lol
Bruh what
They literally have a song called "sludge factory"
Definitely. Friend of mine tried introducing me to that genre years ago and I felt filthy.
Seriously, 3/4 of those aren't even metal.
They hated him because he told the truth.
The emperor is power metal, fight me.
Dare I say, Christian metal?
No? Considering the emperor is explicitly atheist. The ministorium sure, but not the Big E.
But he is not Atheist, though. He knows that gods exist, despite of what he's saying. He just acts as an Atheist. He does not worship them, he does not belive in them, he knows. Atheists say there is/are no god(s), period. Christian Metal would still not fit for him. Emps is Wagner, Classical Musics Metal.
Fair. Anti-theist.
This could be easily reinterpreted as a song about the great crusade. Just replace "England" with "Terra" and boom
Emperor: Power metal
I could see Nurgle listening to country music; the metaphor of outback, wild, dirty, unclean... feels like it might fit.
A plague marine with Banjo, o god...
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Sloppity bilepiper with a banjo
My turn, Tzeentch would listen to prog-tech-death, Nurgle would listen to sludge/funeral doom or DSBM, Khorne just listens to black metal and Slaanesh listens to the most "prog avant-garde" kind of shit you could imagine, you have to remember Slaanesh isn't just about sex but all forms of pleasure in all possible ways
I will not stand for this glam metal slander. It’s rated E for everyone compared to some of the stuff out there.
Tzeentch would never be Nu Metal. If any of the four would be it would be Nurgle because he's down with the sickness and probably drinks hot dog flavored water, however Slaanesh does probably eat chocolate starfish.
Nurgle could be goregrind. Stoner Doom. Maybe just really extreme noise/sludge. If you've ever seen a Sunn0))) set it's the sort of thing you can put down, go watch hooded menace for an hour and come back and it's still pretty much where you left it. Lay back down and resume submitting to the noise.
"Grunge metal" is OP's way of saying he knows metal exists but doesn't really know anything about it though. Metalheads are often nerds so you need to be careful with this shit.
Nu Metal is the most un tzeentch thing ever. It was never complicated or hard to follow, despite all the press noise basically didnt' change anything and didn't evolve in any way as a genre. Metalcore and Mathcore (which I know both overlap with punk) both actually changed something.
If Tzeentch has to be metal it would be prog but not just prog like "dream theater is prog right?" but proper jazz chords in 13/8 key changes and deliberate dissonance, with dozens of changes. Dillinger Escape Plan if they didn't manage to find a way to add pop noir/alt/electronica into their sound without diluting it and went off the deep end instead.
Khorne is definitely like black metal but his followers are death metal
Nurge is sludge/doom metal
As someone else said, Slaanesh is pornogrind
Fuck tzeentch
No fuck you
I approve
Autopsyker
Black Metal is Chaos Unidivided.
My guess: Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, and finally Slaanesh.
This is more based on the themes of the music/lyrics/clip than the actual genre.
Prog-Tzeench
Sludge/Stoner/Doom-Nurgle
Thrash-Khorne
Pornogrind-Slaanesh
You've done my boy Tzeentch dirty. He's at least avant garde metal.
Why is Tzeentch the most braindead kind of metal? Surely he'd be prog metal?
You call it brain dead, others call it diverse.
I’m sorry but khorne would like black metal, you could easily imagine him listening to bathory or something
I can definitely see something like Tsjunder too but I don’t think he’d vibe with the more melodic styles. There’s also war metal which I didn’t think of
Well that’s a good one but I just didn’t know about it
Blasphemy is the go to war metal band if you’ve never heard it. I also like Caveman Cult
I’ll try them out now
He definitely avoids the more atmospheric/melodic stuff though.
Malal on the other hand would 100% be blasting Wild Autumn Wind at max volume.
Khorn listens to Zumzum.
World Eater by Bolt Thrower would be Khornes jam
Viking metal could be his jam as well. Nothing like a good battle hymn.
So bathory
I pictured Bathory as more black metal than full-blown viking metal.
Bathory was pretty much the first band in both genres.
Hammerheart and stuff like that was more folksy- vikingy metal
Naa Khorne is straight up thrash.
"grunge metal"? Are you ok my guy? Obviously Nurgle listens to Doom.
Naw the sludgiest sludge. Like Where the Slime Lives sludgey.
Khorne and slaanesh are spot on but nurgle should be gore slam, and tzeentch should be whatever the fuck dream theater is
SLUDGE. Nurgle is SLUDGE
Malice is black metal 100%
Pirate metal, a niche taste.
I like stoner metal and doom metal, I play an EC warband called the Warp Riders.
Tzeench is djent, and Tool is it's champion
Nurgle is slam, and devourment is it's champion, although I'd say extermination dismemberment can compete for that spot
Khorne is definitely death metal, and I'd say in my opinion Dying fetus would be it's champion
Now for slaanesh, who would it's champion be?
Steel Panther
Tzeentch is prog-metal
Tzeentch is noise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaYyMaQnqzA
Nurgle is drone/doom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ySfzxWrT80
Khorne is war metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5oO8pcGro
Slaanesh is belphegor (which is a band, link is NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAe-a-2Oa0
I think blasphemy would be a better example of war metal, and more fitting for khorne
Well that Revenge song is something...
I like the part where they go AAAAAAAAAAAAAA for a long time!
Slaanesh - cock and ball torture, Khorne - debauchery, no idea what band would fit for Nurgle and Tzeentch
It just occurred to me that the Eternal Dance with Slaanesh would now be the Eternal Headbang.
Wtf is grunge metal?
Nurgle should be death, Khorne should be black, Slaanesh should be Motörhead. Nobody did more fucking and drugs.
Now I want to make 4 different playlists for each chaos god. And maybe a fifth one for undivided which will mainly just consist of Be'lakor.
Nah man, Nurgle is death, Tzeentch is prog, Slaanesh is gothic and Khorne is old-school thrash
Orks are Grindcore.
Specifically, Torsofuck
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Be´lakor would listen to Be´lakor!
So progressive/ melodic Death Metal
This was made by someone who drove past a metal once lol
Undivided is weird progressive metal with a religious slant like Church of the Cosmic Skull
Nice! I'd give tzeenrch prog too unless that's assumed in nu.
Alright, but who represents all the outrageously dorky power metal?
Has to be dark angels/Imperium, so the emperor?
It's a stretch, I guess?
Nah Nurgle would be Death metal and Khorne would be thrash
Nurgle should be sludge metal
Tzeentch should be cosmic/space metal
So khorn does not listen to korn?
Nurgle is Death and Khorne is thrash.
No.
Id say Slaanesh music is dubstep blasted at 1,000,000 Decibels.
Khorne music is spot on
Nurgle is slow bluegrass played on a rotting banjo
And Tzeentch is that guy that cant decide what genre he likes
No no no
Tzeentch would be into progressive metal Nurgle would be into sludge or doom Khorne would be into goregrind And slaanesh would be into hair metal
And chaos undivided is heavy metal. Whom I wonder is prog?
Nu for tzeench? i'd have thought djent.
Let's not kid ourselves, tzench is progressive tech-death (a genre as complex and confusing to navigate as he is)
Mathcore - Sludge Metal - Thrash Metal - Pornogrind
There ya go
See, I tend to listen to a bunch of Fleshgod apocalypse when painting my Emperor's Children and Daemons of Slaanesh.
To me, this is Slaanesh Music:
Sugar (This one in particular)
These are some of what I listen to when I paint Slaanesh and or read about Slaanesh (my favorite chaos god, if you couldn't guess.)
tzeentch is definitely more like prog stuff and nurgle def falls more into like sludge-y doom metal. Slaanesh is grindcore 10 times outa 10
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Nurgle would be sludge metal 100%
> Glam metal
Noise marines would like to have a word with you
It's not just the sound, it's the aesthetic.
What's Slaanesh's favorite band? Orgy.
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
I’m thinking: Tzeentch: Nu-metal / mathcore Nurgle: Sludge Khorne: Death Metal / Deathcore Slaanesh: Grindcore
Accurate
Tzeentch is obviously prog. Like why wouldnt it listen to opeth or dream theatre?
No, Slaanesh is into Pornogrind or really any other type of grindcore
And gork n Mork are GWAR (gwar is its own genre I don't car)
Tzeentch should be Prog metal. Nu metal is like Limp Bizkit, that has no Tzeentch energy, unless....
Tzeentch is def more math core than nu metal. Nu-metal is def more slanneshs’ wheelhouse.
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