My Story
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Big Weekend

July 13 1996

The Guardian

September 9 1996

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You don't say
why me if
you win Lotto

By David Watts

MINE is a story of good fortune which I write in the hope it may bring hope to others. Here are the facts:

 

I cannot use my right eye, so I wear a patch; I cannot use my left leg and am wheelchair bound; I cannot use many of the muscles in my face so I cannot smile or talk properly; I cannot use half the muscles of my throat so I choke and splutter a lot. 
So far, so bad. But I am alive and what I can do far outweighs the cannots.

 

I can play and laugh with my children, Alana (10) and Rory (7); And my wife Chris; I can gossip and have a few drinks with friends; I can take myself out in an electric wheelchair; I can swim . . . well sort of; I can dress myself, slowly; I can eat most good food; I can still do fulfilling work at a computer. I could go on, but here is my story.
It all began in December 1993 when I started having episodes of double vision. By January I had to turn my head deliberately to see things and started to feel a tightness round the corner of my mouth. Investigations using sophisticated MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) revealed a spot on my brainstem -- the area bridging the spinal chord and main part of the brain and the site of hundreds of nerve pathways as well as the root of vital nerves controlling heartbeat and lung movement.
Neurologists thought at first I had multiple sclerosis. The alternative was an infiltrating glioma of the pons,  in other words a brainstem tumour or inoperable killer. I prayed for MS. But tests and observation over the two months from the first signs ruled that out. A neurosurgeon pronounced his certainty of a tumour in June and said he could not operate or even do a biopsy because that part of the head is "tiger country". Another doctor, some months later, said surgeons would have to take my head off to get at the beast.
Feeling weaker day by day, finding it scary to drive and unable to work 12 hours a day as night editor of The West Australian I was starting to feel defeated. I was having acupuncture, drinking herbal juices, meditating and altering my diet, all in the hope of the reversal the medical experts had virtually ruled out. I took the family to my native Queensland in October for what I considered my farewell. Medical opinion was I had 18 months to two years left before the tumour strangled the nerves governing heartbeat. Radiotherapy was not advised. My neurologist ruled it possibly unsafe and probably ineffective. But a young English palliative care physician said to go for it.
"You are young with a young family. You'll regret not trying everything you can," he told me. So I did it against my instincts and possibly in the wrong frame of mind. Thirty times I went to a Wembley clinic where I lay on a cold metal table with a mask moulded to the shape of my face strapped on, while a roving red electronic eye in a big machine fried me in front and behind the ears for 10 minutes.
All it seemed to do was make me feel worn out, grotty and defeated. Christmas 1994 and New Year 1995 came and went with no joy. I could barely walk or talk. Everything got on my nerves, my hearing was going, my salivary glands had been cooked making all food taste like iron filings.
The first four months of 1995 were a descent into hell. Most days I lay on my bed trying to read or watch TV and hoping no one would visit. But they did. Many people, friends and family -- Mum and Dad flew over from Queensland and stayed six months.
I was being tended by Silver Chain nurses and showered regularly by them. My wife Chris and many friends were pushing me along Cottesloe beach in a wheelchair. They got fitter. I just got anxious about the future.
Then all the reading and thinking I'd been doing about death and dying seemed to click. It wasn't a blinding revelation like Paul on the road to Damascus, but it was a breakthrough. All the friendship and nurturing -- mothers from my children's school, Iona, and from the Claremont Tennis Club, and from work were cooking meals for us -- all the wise words from Bernie Siegel, Deepak Chopra and Ian Gawler in particular, and all the "new" therapies reiki, reflexology, meditation and positive visualisation were blending and lifting my spirits. Combined with the fact that the negative effects of radiotherapy were wearing off I started to look forward to the day instead of wishing I was dead and no longer a burden.
I started trying to push myself around in the wheelchair. Mates took me to see the Eagles (Perth's top football team) and I became a regular in the excellent Club Bay wheelchair area at Subiaco Oval, jeering Dermot Brereton along with all the other wheelies. The movies proved relatively easy to get to with friends' help and I started seeing the funny side of things again.
In May, while Chris was in Sydney at a wedding I had not even contemplated going to because I thought I'd be dead, I was composing, in my head, an oration I wanted read by a friend at my funeral. I'd be doing this for months with great gravity, but now all I could think of was jokes and one-liners: "Dear friends, if you're hearing this I must be dead and as a result have access to hitherto forbidden information like the meaning of life. However, here are next week's Lotto numbers instead."
I thought it was funny. What I needed to do was write it. As a regular Thursday patient at the Cottage Hospice in Shenton Park I had access to a PC. At first I avoided it because it reminded me of what I'd lost and presumed I could never have again. But slowly I taught myself Windows and instead of writing funeral orations, I played games, drew pictures and toyed with the configuration until I got into trouble enough to find my errors and fix them. In miniature it was like my old work life which involved problem solving.

 

Slowly it dawned that this was life and I was alive. All the cliches about taking it a day at a time and never knowing unless you had a go were correct. The best of all were these sayings gleaned from books: "Life is what happens when you're making other plans", and "You never say why me when you win Lotto".
In late May I visited a faith healer whose methods frankly got under my skin. I had an open mind but this experience was hocus-pocus. However . . . two weeks after seeing her my left hand which had not moved since February began to twitch --- a tiny amount, but a little. For the first time since I was diagnosed something actually improved. By the end of June I could bend one finger. 
The next step I'd been aching for was to have a PC by my bed. I was getting sick of books and TV. We bought one with an inbuilt fax/modem and soon I was annoying my old workmates who I had been unable to communicate with since November because I was  too deaf and slurred for the phone.
Life was looking much better than it had only two months earlier. Friends were delighted at my spirits and we had more invitations out; even my GP (family doctor) was slightly bemused by what was now stability with mild improvement rather than deterioration. Connection to the Internet followed the PC and my ability to communicate exploded as exponentially as the Net itself.
By the end of August I had subscribed to a mailing list called BRAINTMR on which 700 people worldwide shared information and support about brain tumours. Many had tumours, many were supportive, anxious family members, some were techno-literate doctors. I made an e-mail pen pal of a Washington DC man with the same tumour type as mine. In three months I learnt a lot, but pontine gliomas are rare in adults and tragically more common in children.
From other parts of the Net I learnt there were emerging hopes for children with pontine gliomas but precious little for adults. Still what I had learned allowed me a feeling of control and knowledge about my body and more precisely my condition that helps face reality.
By September I felt so good I wanted to work again. I was idly surfing the Net looking for information on WA politicians Carmen Lawrence and Richard Court when what I found so amused me I wrote an article and e-mailed it to editor Paul Murray.
While I was in Melbourne for the AFL Grand Final (the biggest football match in the country) -- taken there by two good mates who helped my zest for life -- The West Australian published my story. I wrote another, then another and by November considered myself a regular in the computer section.
The stability and an actual strengthening of previously weak limbs led me to an MRI in November to check what was going in with the tumour. To my great surprise there had been minor shrinkage. Doctors put it down to radiotherapy, New Ager acquaintances put it down to reiki, reflexology and meditation. I put it down to everything in combination . . . a harmony of lifegiving forces.
Most of all I put it down to family, particularly Chris, and friends who would not allow me to give up. Maybe at 40 we were too young to know any better than to live life. The good-news MRI was a breakthrough in more ways than one. I rode there on my own and then (from Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital) to The West Australian for my first day of work in a year. I was able to because of a trait not usually associated with journalists . . .  kindness.
The staff of The West Australian had a whiparound to buy me an electric scooter-wheelchair. I could now ride to the shops, take the kids to school, go to work, the movies and more without troubling people for help.
This independence capped what turned out to be a rich year. At the beginning I gave myself four miserable months at best. At the end I could see a year ahead, which is all I dared do. Learning to deal with terminal illness requires a drastic revision, a return to almost childhood thinking. And that means a day at a time, even 10 minutes at a time when the going gets rough.
It also means that you have to regard life as a terminal illness to try to negate the effects of your condition, to make it less important and to make each day more meaningful. At the moment I'm stable with a little deterioration in the left side of the face over the past six months. I don't know how long I've got and in a way it is no longer a preoccupation. Getting the most out of every situation good and bad is what it's all about. 


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intances put it down to reiki, reflexology and meditation. I put it down to everything in combination . . . a harmony of lifegiving forces.
Most of all I put it down to family, particularly Chris, and friends who would not allow me to give up. Maybe at 40 we were too young to know any better than to live life. The good-news MRI was a breakthrough in more ways than one. I rode there on my own and then (from Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital) to The West Australian for my first day of work in a year. I was able to because of a trait not usually associated with journalists . . .  kindness.
The staff of The West Australian had a whiparound to buy me an electric scooter-wheelchair. I could now ride to the shops, take the kids to school, go to work, the movies and more without troubling people for help.
This independence capped what turned out to be a rich year. At the beginning I gave myself four miserable months at best. At the end I could see a year ahead, which is all I dared do. Learning to deal with terminal illness requires a drastic revision, a return to almost childhood thinking. And that means a day at a time, even 10 minutes at a time when the going gets rough.
It also means that you have to regard life as a terminal illness to try to negate the effects of your condition, to make it less important and to make each day more meaningful. At the moment I'm stable with a little deterioration in the left side of the face over the past six months. I don't know how long I've got and in a way it is no longer a preoccupation. Getting the most out of every situation good and bad is what it's all about. 


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