Ok. Well this is my "Bitch & Ranting's Page". Here, I will bitch and rant about whatever lil' thing pisses me off, be that TV, Politics or YOU, the general web-public. Well no... not really, only if there's nothing left to say .P

12th September 2004

McDonalds Ad

Hmmm. I hate these stupid McDonalds ads. Fucking pricks. You know the one I'm talking about...the ones where they get these 'suckers' to say "You know what stops me from eating this 'so and so delicious' burger from McDonalds? Absolutely nothing!". Shut the fuck up you tools. You're just getting paid to say bullshit, propagated by these sponsors. Y'all a bunch of fucking tools!

You know what I would like to see? The same McDonalds ad, where that stupid bitch says "You know what stops me from eating this 'so and so delicious' burger from McDonalds?" , where she then takes a sniff from the burger and says "Wait. This burger pate smells like cow shit!". Director says "It is! Charlene". "Well yes... this IS the only thing stopping me from eating this 'so and so delicious' burger" and then vomits from the fumes of hot shit!

Eat it...bitch!

Skill Testers

You know those skill testers you see at TimeZone or the nearby arcade? I believe that this is false advertising. It's hardly a SKILLful game and most of it is by chance and not actual SKILL. I believe this is the most blatant rip-off, anywhere, anyplace!

I mean c'mon. You'd probably spend up to $15-20 just trying to get some fucking plush toy that costs like $5-10 at the local toy store. I mean, there you are...shoving your $1/$2 into the coin slots hoping to get some plush toy or something and really all you're doing is wasting money. You see the 3-fingered hand go down with the press of the horizontal and/or vertical buttons, you watch it descend and as it closes, you think that maybe...just maybe it might actually pick something up and give it to you.

HA. sucker!

You're better off avoiding these bottomless-coin pits!

Sponsors

God...I hate sponsors. Sponsors are evil. Sponsors are stupid. Sponsors are fucked!

If you get paid to advertise some shit from some sponsor, you're getting used. You're a fucking tool, basically. If they want to sell their shit, then let their bloody people sell their own shit.

When sponsors pay you, they own you! You're just a freak on their leash. Why don't you just sell over your soul to these sponsors and get monetaries in return. That's what it's all about isn't it?

That's why I feel sad for all these atheletes who sell shit for nike, uncle toby's etc.

It's quite pathetic really....it really is!

18th July 2004

PIZZA

Ok...ok...it's been a while...

My bitch today is... Pineapple. Not just pineapple... PINEAPPLE on PIZZA! >:-/

Now... I wanna know who the stupid fuck was, who first put pineapple on a pizza. Was it a vegetarian? Was it someone who was 'health-conscious' when eating a pizza? Pizza is supposed to be fattening! It's supposed to be greasy! WHY the fuck would you put a healthy piece of fruit, let's say pineapple, and use it on a PIZZA! >:-/. It doesn't supposed to fucking go there. OMG. I guess it's people trying to redeem themselves by saying "No. Pizza isn't fattening. LOOK...there's pineapple on there!"

Look... you stupid fucks who eat pineapple on pizza... why don't you go eat cereal with tomato sauce FFS!

TV ADS

I can't stand that nicorrette ad. You know the one? Where that pregnant woman is screaming and the guy isn't 'tempted' to smoke cause of this 'situation'. LOL. Fuck that shit. If I wanted to see some stupid pregnant woman with that incessant annoying scream, I'd watch a fucking daytime movie FCOL.

Get that annoying bitch off the screen and think more creative you stupid advertisting FUCKS!

PETS

I used to love cats and dogs. Not so much anymore. It's not because they're cute, cuddly and most-of-the-time dirty, it's moreso the fact that people treat them like human beings. I really don't see the point when people treat their pets as human beings. Or worst. More then human beings. You know the type of people I'm talking about. Spending thousands and millions on their pets. It's disgusting. Giving your pet a pedicure, buying lavish things for them, giving them their own little homes etc.

It's fucking pathetic. You're treating your pet as if it's your lover FFS. PETS are not human beings...so why are you treating them like that? Why don't you spend all your wages on your pets and YOU live in the dumps... people treating them like superiors...FFS!

3rd June 2004

DOGS

OK.. it's been a while since my last bitch!

My bitch today is... viscious dogs.

I hate viscious dogs. I find them dangerous, agressive and most-of-all, life-threatening. I really feel sorry for those post-people that have to take the letters/packages up to the door, while crossing that dangerous 'out-of-bounds' area, with a "NO TRESPASSING. DOG ON PREMISES" bullshit sign!

Dobermans, rottweilers...basically all dangerous dogs that have a lot of bad history throughout the years, that have attacked people, infants, other dogs etc. Even though some of those breeds aren't dangerous, it's as if it's in their breeding blood!

I think all these breeds should be culled. I don't give a fuck if you're RSPCA or you're a big dog fan... THEY SHOULD BE CULLED!!!

A dog is an animal. Human beings are NOT... although some act like that!

It seems ironic that man's best friend could kill you! :P

P&H

NOTE: There are some companies that don't charge direct P&H charges to their customers. This is a B 'n' R to those bastards who do!!!

I'm gonna bitch about P&H...and for all those who don't know what the hell that means, it means Postage and Handling.

I believe that when we order something from the store, we should ONLY pay the normal price of a cd. When we order a product online and it gets delivered to our door, then we should pay for the cd AND the P&H.

Partially true, except the bit about the store.

I ordered a CD from a place (which I will not mention here in fear of a lawsuit) and when I was ordering it, I'm sure the guy said it was going to cost about $40. Actually, I ordered 2 cd's and I'm unsure about picking up either one of them now.

The notice I received was for a CD called 'Within Temptation - Mother Earth', which is supposedly goth rock but I beg to differ... more like folkrock to me.

ANYWAYZ... I received the notice and it said 'The price is $44.00'

I went "WHAT THE FUCK"

Now, all of you are aware that this is quite expensive for one CD, EVEN an import.

I'm going to haggle with the company and see if I can get it for $40 (which is STILL wrong, goddammit) cause I'm a pretty lenient kinda-guy (more like sucker! - ed).

Now, you're probably going to say "why not order it online?" and I say "I don't think so!". I don't trust online banking, online transactions and whatnot. I've never trusted it and I never will. All things will never be fullproof. Just on the news not long ago, there were credit cards that were hacked and shit... NO WAY MATE.

WHEN you buy a cd, you're paying for the cd. When you go into a store and pickup an ordered purchase, you're paying for that product! You're not paying for the P&H, or so you shouldn't cause that's the responsibility of the store. If they make you come into the store and pay a shitload for the P&H, that's saying something about the store. Maybe they're not making much of a profit and they want us to pay for 'their' P&H.

It's different when you're ordering something online and it gets delivered to your door 'cause...basically you're not moving your arse. Why should you pay the 'P&H' when it gets delivered to the store in which you have to pick up yourself.

HERE IT IS in simple form:

• Transaction between you and company = WE pay RRP of CD or product
• Transaction between company and importer = THEY pay P&H

It's as simple as that. We're paying for the CD. Why should we pay for the so-called 'P&H' between importer and company... that's the company's responsibility for their own business.

1st April 2004

ACTORS

I find it disgusting the amount of money some actors/actresses get. I couldn't give a fuck how many movies you've made, how much money you've earned or how many people you've made happy - you're not better then anyone else.

And you shouldn't be treated like gods in monetary form - you're just money whores, getting paid for moving and talking.

I mean really, think about it! Anyone can act, some better then others. There are some really really bad actors out there, but they're still actors!

I read in a video magazine that claudia schiffer got paid �200,000 just for a one-minute cameo in the movie 'Love Actually'. LOL. Listen claudia baby... you're hot and all but you're not worth that much for such a short scene... fucking hell!

That's why I don't blame the Paparazzi. I know, If I was an actor, I'd hate the Paparazzi too. But they're just there to tell you - you think you're special, so we'll treat you that way. We'll follow you around like a bad smell, we'll try to get a word in every chance we get, we'll try to stalk you even to the bathroom.... YOU get paid that much, we deserve to act like bastards!

If you get paid more then $500,000 for a movie or an episode, you're getting owned by people. Shame shame...

18th March 2004

SPEEDING CARS

I have nothing against super-sleek cars like Jaguars, Lamborghinis or Ferraris! What I DO hate are people (not just these cars...ALL CARS) who drive too fast. People who speed, people who drag... fucking moron's trapped in metallic cages. Thats what I say!

I saw some guy drive at least.. AT LEAST 100KM+ down wanneroo road a few days ago. Fucking arsehole. And another guy in some white commodore I think :\ Turned to go down banksia street and stepped on the gas... he even left a long tire mark. As I was walking to the deli..all I could smell, for 2mins were fucking burning rubber. It's disgusting...

It really pisses me off. I don't give a fuck if you're smart, if you're rich and you're detailing your car, making it as buff as it can be (or legal enough) - YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON.

If you wanna speed, go to a fucking racetrack or even better - become a goddamn motherfucking rally driver.

IT REALLY BURNS ME UP INSIDE. It's not just their lives they're putting at risk, it's EVERY HUMAN BEING. It affects everyone. It could be YOU, in another car, just driving home from work or from a friend's house and BOOM... BIG CAR CRASH and you weren't even in the wrong. It could happen to anyone. No matter how safe you think you are, no one's invincible.

This is what I say to all those drivers out there who speed....

...SATAN WILL RAVAGE YOUR SOUL IN HELL, ETERNAL BE DAMNED...

Sometimes it's too late and then... it's too late.

I swear blasphemy everytime I see someone speed or hear some drag cars off in the distance! I wish I had a rocketlauncher and blew the fuck out of those speeding cars. You'd be surprised how fast those cars would be going.

STUPID WOMEN

OK... enough of morons... what about stupid women. AND I'm not talking about stupid as in 'dumb', I mean ignorant, foolish women.

I was watching on the news about this girl who has seven babies or something. Started puppy training at 13. OMG. Stupid woman. It's pure ignorance. You're fucking and having one baby a year. It's just carelessness and stupidity. If I had my way, I'd put a ban on how many children can be born into families. It's already in place in some countries.

I'd make sure that there's only brother and sister. Noticed I didn't say brothers or sisters. That's right. No more brother(s) and sisters(s). If you're the first child in a family, you can only have ONE brother or ONE sister... no BROTHERS or SISTERS. It may seem wrong but it's putting a big dent on payment benefits. Some couples keep fucking and having babies just for payments. What about those abandoned babies - those couples shouldn't even be allowed to fuck let alone urinate.

And what about adoption. There's hundreds of babies adopted a year. Where do these kids come from? Yes...from stupid couples who have too much freedom in their fucking genitals >:-\.

8th March 2004

TV ADS

I hate that 'Just Right' ad. You know the one! The one where all those tastebuds are moving about, having an orgy. Lol. They really remind me of Haemorrhoids!

I can't stand it. They should have them sliding down a cat's arsehole. Mmmmmmmmmmmm 'Just Right' tastes 'Just Great'!! .)

I can't stand that Yogo ad either. The one where that blue bird of a dildo goes around singing 'Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Yogo'. SOMEONE SHOOT ME!

OMG... take that fucking shit off. I really REALLY hate that ad. I wish I met the marvelous person who did the voice for him - I'd ring his fucking neck until his blue face turned purple or vice versa. I'd really want to ring his neck.

And if a child provided that voice, I'd have no trouble ringing his neck either >:-)

10th February 2004

COMPUTER VIRUSES

OK... it's been around for 20+ years... and probably 20+ more to come. I'm talking about viruses and the fucks that created them!!!

I've always been against viruses, malicious programs, trojans and whatnot!

I believe all virus creators are going to hell. Same thing for rapists, murderers and politicians.

It's one thing to create viruses and keeping them contained on intranets not connected to the internet. Go ahead. Play GOD and fuck up your workmates computer so their fucking Hard Drive dies. It's when it gets out into the wild, that things turn to hell. Even then, it's evil to create them in the first place. Two words - Destructive DAMAGE!! >:-/

The thing I hate about virus programs is that they're malicious and hardly any fucking use at all. At least hackers find security flaws on company websites, company programs etc. They're actually helping them in a way, as long as they don't do any damage. But these fuck-o's that create viruses should be tortured in hell with satan sipping a martini saying "she's/he's not done yet".

They're causing destruction to the lives of everyone who uses a computer, the internet or whatever.

What they should do, is find the virus creators responsible, and infect them with viruses.. LITERALLY. Get some ebola, some anthrax and have a party. HEY... if they can fuck-up other people's lives with virus programs, I'm sure they can have a taste of their own medicine. The Life-Threatening way ;-).

4th February 2004

MOBILE PHONES

Now my bitch about mobile phones. Can't stand them. Don't like them. Dont't want them.

They're so fucking annoying. I don't give a shit if some person is talking about:

• What they had for dinner!
• Where they are going now!
• Meeting someone in 15 mins!
• Meeting someone in 10 mins!
• Meeting someone in 5 mins!

...you get the idea!

And the fact that even rich, snotty school children having them, is even more bane to the fact!

Now, it is one of the world's most bought and used devices now available. I don't understand it.

They made them now so small and so cute like it's a fucking novelty, not an actual bill-hungry, life-saving device. Well...in some cases, they have come through where public phoneboxes have been fucked by hooligans or you're stranded somewhere and don't know where the fuck you are - THE ONLY REASONS FOR MOBILE PHONE USE!

On that note, I don't blame all those that get high-arse bills for using their mobile phones whenever they want.

On average, if not more, those people JUST TALK SHIT. Fucking yuppies. If they're not getting robbed, raped or violated in any way, sure... let's just talk to my friends for hours and hours.

Mobile phones are just annoyances that make you pay through the nose. Besides that, they now have ringtones that are even more fucking annoying. You're customising your ringtones not because it's viable or in any way helpful, but because YOU CAN!!! The ringtones don't predict who's gonna ring you or how important that phone call may be... so... what's the fucking point.

It's all about stupid people using stupid devices... and there's even studies been conducted about cancer through the ears with these mobile phones...

Oh yeh.. I almost forgot. Hands-free devices for your car so you can talk and drive at the same time... STUPID. You can't talk and drive at the same time cause there's too many distractions in the environment, you expect to keep a straight conversation as well. I've seen people in cars, driving with their mobile phones stuck to their heads. YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING MORONS, there IS a fine now if you do that.

Mobile phones vibrate, sing and scream out to you when they need you but we all know it's some moron on the other side...even if it's your boss. Give me a phonecard and a pager.. and fuck mobile phones!

...mobile phones vibrate huh... I'm pretty sure most of the population that have mobile phones are women. Think about it...

TV ADS

I really hate those uncle toby's ads. They just FUCK me off. I can't stand them. You know, where they pick stupid Athletes to promote their fucking shit, apples as muscles, twisting bodies...you know the ones i'm talking about. GOD I swear, adverts are becoming more annoying, more distracting and more ignorant everytime. One solution - change the channel!!

3rd February 2004

SPORTS

I just saw on the news, about the riots at the superbowl. OMG... more stupid fucks!

CONSPIRACY THEORY 1

I've just figured out something... How is it that tobacco, a DRUG, is being legally sold to human beings while other drugs, no matter how harmful or relaxing they are, are basically illegal. Besides caffeine that you find in mostly anything nowadays (coke, tea etc), tobacco is the only product they're trying to say is bad for you, with all the gross adverts and 'bad for your health' campaigns, yet they still sell the fucking shit!

I have a feeling that the same government that puts boundaries on what drugs can and ARE being sold (i.e. tobacco) while despising all those other drugs - it makes you wonder. They're probably in on the whole deal. They probably get a percentage from the tobacco companies... kinda like blackmail. 'If you don't give us a percentage, we'll put you out of business. Everyone knows that tobacco is bad for you, but we're on your side....for now!"

I mean, look at marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy and all those other 'bad' drugs. Some doctors actually sell marijuana to people for medical reasons. There's even drug-injecting rooms around - what the fuck does this say about the whole situation. Here's a room, that is basically very bad and very immoral, yet they still support it!?!!

It's all about power and control.

Tobacco is a huge, multi-billion dollar industry that is recognised by every human being in the world. It's too big for the government to avoid. So, in actuality, the government is only allowing the tobacco companies to continue because - ?...they must be getting something in return. I mean, look at it this way...you can't say that all drugs are different - they're all the same. They're all harmful to the body and the mind. What about marijuana? It's no different to tobacco... only difference is that it gets you high, higher then tobacco does. So what does this say about drug policies nowadays?

Tobacco companies control tobacco but who controls the tobacco companies?

Oh BTW, if I stop writing, for any reason or disappear completely, you'll know what happened! ;-).And if you don't know, use your imagination!

ADVERTISING

Shopping adverts piss me off. They sure fucking do! It's like this...

Some shops advertise a particular product...yet they have none of those products in stock. Even with all the availability details (limited products available, only available until certain day etc.), some don't stock them.

This has happened to me, numerous times. I see a product in a catalogue, I race into the store to find it and either all are sold out, not available or have been discontinued. Now, I'm sure you're asking - why don't you ring them first? That's a good question, unless they state 'no rainchecks'. WTF does this mean anywayz? I mean, fucking hell...NO RAINCHECKS?

It basically means "We MIGHT have this product in store. If we advertised this particular product and we don't have any, I'm sure we're very sorry for that part. Why don't you buy some other shit in our store and buy your product next week or until availability becomes apparent"

Bastards!!!

29th January 2004

INSECTS

Hey y'all. You're probably thinking...well...BC...You bitch a lot.. about basically everything... and I say... yeah...so what? I've got more shit to fill a papershredding machine the size of King Kong's Kong! :P

Well.. my topic today is about cockroaches...and flys...and mosquito's... and all those annoying fucking insects that really gets to people.

I see cockroaches scuttle here and scuttle there. It's not so much looking at them that disgusts me... it's where the fuck have they been that does it! I mean, you see them running across your plates, your sink even over your cutlery. It's really really disgusting yet they seem to be quite clean.

It's weird isn't it? I mean, I've heard that if there was a nuclear bomb.. you know.. a holocaust.. the only thing that would survive, would be.... yep... you guessed it... Fucking cockroaches >:-/

Quite ironic really... something so small, so disgusting.... where you can kill it with cockroach spray or even your boot actually survives a fucking holocaust where human skin would peel off! :-/

As for mosquitos... plz.. PLZ don't get me started on those lil bastards. It's not so much the sucking that annoys me...it's the fact that it stings after awhile. Not to mention the ross river virus. It's pretty fucked-up how something so small can be so deadly. Like AIDS... so 'Use rubber, flubber!'

What else? Oh yes. Flys. Another one of God's playground filth. Or was it mankind's filth that produced these vile insects? Pests? Obnoxious lil' fly-tards? Whatever you call them, they're all one thing - VERY FUCKING ANNOYING.

It's great how we have such useful remedies nowadays for getting rid of these annoyances...Sprays, baits, roll-ons, nets, fly-swatters, mouse-traps, electronic pest thingies, fly-zappers, mothballs etc. But you still have to buy them!! :-/

Somewhere, someplace, in another galaxy, in another world... Cockroaches are superior. In a sense, they kinda are on planet Earth! .)

26th January 2004

SPORTS

OMFG I can't stand sports....I hate them...abso-fucking-lutely hate them.

I mean really... it's no different to the shit they did in the roman times. All of it is a bore.

Fucking cricket... so is the tennis and soccer, not to mention the football.

God oh god... I'd rather be dead then watch sports.

I mean... look at those soccer riots and shit. WTF is going on there? I don't blame people getting hurt and the police beating down those stupid fucks. I mean, if I was part of the police, i'd smack the fuck out of those hooligans as well.

Just because your team didn't win, that is no fucking reason to go insane. NO FUCKING REASON.

I wish god came down, when he predicted that a riot would soon break out and let it rain... You know... piss on them all. He should piss into the whole soccer arena and drown them all. There's so many blind-sighted sport freaks out there... that if it was raining for a whole month, I'm sure half the population would perish!

21st January 2004

TV SHOWS

I can't stand these damn reality TV shows anymore... I mean.. OMFG - why do people still watch this shit? Ok... so I look like a hypocrite - I admit, I watched Big Brother... but not an ample amount to say otherwise! Sure, I saw the first 5 or 6 episodes of Big Brother(1), and maybe a couple during middle and maybe 3 or 4 before the finale, but other then that, I can't say that it excites me anymore. It just bores the fuck outta me.

And, I'm not just talking about Big Brother. I'm talking about all that other drivel that's on now...

'The Block', 'Groundforce', 'The Bachelor', 'The Bachelorette' (OMG, lol), 'Australian Idol', 'Meet My Folks', 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy', 'Survivor' (how much of this shit have they wasted time on?), 'Big Brother' and the up and coming 'The Hot House' and 'The Resort'. I know there's others, but I can't think of anymore now!

LOL..why oh why do they still make this shit... and WHY OH WHY do people still watch it? I mean, are peoples' lives so damn boring now they gotta see other people's. It's like voyeurism without the legality.

I mean, who gives a shit if some guy has to pick between 12 or whatever woman to be their bride. I mean, really... who gives a fuck. The woman are mostly in it for - the money, the guy(dump maybe in less then 6 months) and the popularity. I mean c'mon... if you're that lonely, you got to get out more!

And that goes for dating services too. Here, is a pathetic school of loosers who can't find anyone in a bar or are too self-conscious to go out partying and meet people...

No wonder most of the population is undateable... They're too busy watching reality TV shows and spending too much time on dating services! :P

Oh BTW, if you really want to see a survivor 'Survivor' show, pit 12 simple people, give them weapons and armour and chuck them in colloseum with hungry, starved lions. NOW, that would be a 'real survivor' tv show!

14th January 2004

CARS

Have you seen the latest megane hatch? What a load of crock...

When I walk around the city, I know my arse is hanging out(of my pants). It's pretty fucking obvious. I don't want the same shit happening to my car. You ever seen this shit? The big fat arse hanging out of your car.... It's embarrassing. I don't know what the designers were thinking. More room for your car? What about more room for your ARSE!!!

THE GOVERNMENT

I loathe the government. I think, besides politicians, that the government is one of the most greediest, restrictive Son's of Bitches in society, in the world. They must know what you're doing, they must know how much money you make etc.

One of the reasons why the government put tax on people is because they're fucking lazy. They figured "how can WE screw the humans of TODAY. I know. TAX THEM"! I find it despicable.

Together with the big, huge, fucking oil companies, they make a formidable evil team lol. Put that into the subject of 'world pollution' and I don't really blame all those greenies. Fucking cars, fucking pollution all because of society's fix on petrol, oil and fucking cars. Doesn't anyone actually WALK anymore? Sure, it's easier to take a car, and in some cases, you actually HAVE to take a car 'cause of the distance (to work). If no-one drived a car, the fucking petrol/oil companies would go bankrupt. That's one fucking idealistic event I'd like to see!

What about that guy who invented some kind of system, for your car so the car actually runs on water? It was a while back, although I can't remember what happened. I think I recall, that the guy was assasinated or some shit. I really, can't remember. It might've been the publicity, but if big petrol/oil companies or even the fucked-up government is willing to silence people to save their arses, they're more evil then I thought!

Add that to the fact that we can't sell anything anymore, on the side, least a small profit from our own shit...we have to tell the fucking government about it. Fucked-up world I say. I really wish armageddon was here. That, is one thing I'm hoping for, 'cause in the end, all this shit will be the downfall of mankind!

TOBACCO

Tobacco. One of the world's most vile, digusting, marketing products, that does harm to human beings YET they still sell the fucking shit. I mean, it's no different to people selling guns legally. Only difference is that gun owners have a stance - "We use guns for protection"

LOL

What about Cigarettes? Cigars? All they are are little white tampons that even males smoke. It's disgusting. Smoking is one of the worst habits in the world. I'd never kiss a smoker. Would you stick your mouth over your car's exhaust pipe and inhale. I don't fucking think so.

One of the worst things the tobacco companies do is literally, aim them at children. Even though you see the warning label and shop owners sell them to people over the mature age, the thing you don't understand is that children CAN and WILL get some eventually - from friends, family etc.

You see, most adults smoke but that's only half the population. They want to get the kids hooked as well. Just because you see an actor/actress smoking and you think it's cool, doesn't mean you have to act like a fuckhead as well!

You ever seen those sponges? You know. The yellow sponges that absorp shit... well.. get one of those babies and start putting smoke and shit and.... crap into it. That's basically what your lungs are - SPONGES, absorbing all this shit. No wonder people cough and die - their fucking lungs are full of holes LOL.

22nd December 2003

TV ADS

Ok... WTF is up w/ those domino's ads? Right now, I'm being bombarded with this ad where women act like guys? You know the one i'm talking about - women burping,women walking around with tight pants so their arses show etc... I mean c'mon you pathetic ad-people -

I DONT' WANT TO SEE WOMEN ACTING LIKE GUYS!!!

I know there's not one man out there that finds this attractive. Some men are pricks and some are pigs but WOMEN on the other hand are NOT, except in that ad! Well I may be wrong altogether ;-).

So plz, remember - there's no stupid adverts, only stupid ad-people!