I've trimmed up the main page, and moved the majority of it into the News Archive
So if your looking for something in particular and cant find it on this main page,
then chances are its been moved into the archives.

Well the idiots at namezero.com have prevented me from continuing the chickz.org name, so basically no one can get to this page anymore..

The forums is the only part of this website thats still active.. and its gonna keep going for a long time hopefully. I recommend you give it a look.

You can access it at http://austin.axg.net

Thanks to the 2000+ people per day who used to visit this site, its you guys who keep me motivated and wanting to give you all more.. and up till now its had 711,000 visitors.

Thanks all.

Mike - Austin Powers

Well sorry guys, its a reaallly busy time for me at the moment.

I've basically been living away from home the past few weeks, and for at least another week to come. I havent been able to respond to emails or even think about updating the main page for a while now.

Everything should be back to normal after that if all goes well.

- Austin.P

Hey everyone, we're back from our holiday up in Geraldton, Western Australia. It was awesome trip, and well worth the 4 hours drive. If I get around to it I'll try put up some photos we took.

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I'd just like to say Happy New Years to everyone who visits my site.

Sorry about the lack of updates and stuff on here, Its just been a real busy time of the year.

If you havent been to the forums yet, go check it out. Its by far THE most popular section of this site, and Im getting tempted to make this entire site based around the forums.

Anyway, I've gotta get going. Packing for a 5 day holiday up north.. cant wait!

Cya all later, and hope you have an awesome new years eve!
Drink heaps and hopefully score heaps!

I'd just like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Hope you all get what you wanted.

If you wanted some christmas porn, then your in luck :) Heres some christmas sets of chicks. Ho Ho HO!

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Hi guys. Ever wondered what Santa would say if he answered all his letters honestly..?

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be nice for Santa? Leave me a bottle of Johnny Walker and some Toblerone and tell your mom to wait up.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
What, like your dad's going to quit banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane? Tell your mom to lose some weight and I'll talk to your daddy. Let me give you some nice Lego in the meantime and let's see if you can build up a family with those.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in rubbish disposal. How about I send you a fucking dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the Space Ranger, at least HE can spell!

Santa
P.S. Have your mother start calling you Rain Man!

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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney, begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap don't fly up here. You're getting a King Cobra instead. He likes it when you pat his head.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, play station, a train, some G.I. Joe's, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
I'll tell you what, I'll send you a round trip ticket to the North pole so when you get here I can kick sense into your fucking head. Who names their kid "Francis" anyway? I bet you're gay. I'll send you the Village People album instead.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making Toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time squeezing cocktail waitresses' asses, and losing money at the craps table. And then one shitty day a year, I send toys to all you little Fuckers!
Santa

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Thanks Carrie for emailing me those.

Sorry I've been pretty busy lately.. and im pissed off that the stupid banner is still at the bottom of this page. The guys STILL havent emailed me back about it..

Heres a video from the Brittish TV Show called 'Top Gear', of them test driving a Ferrari Enzo. It weighs in at a hefty 70MB but if you love them as much as I do, then its worth the wait. You can get the video from HERE (right click and save as, or use a download manager).

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Bedroom golf

1 Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course should always be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine
14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match..


Until next time... ciao :)

Hello and welcome back to chickz.org! If you tried to access this page during the last week or so you would have noticed that it was down. Lets just say that wont happen again.. for at least 2 years :) a BIG THANKS to Phooze for using his credit card to pay for the domain again. I'd also like to thank all the people who sent me emails offering help. Thanks guys.

Well as you can see I've moved everything from the front page into the archives, so im starting with a nice and fresh page.

CARS

The new Porsche's Carrera GT looks like it will be delayed even more, with one of its most experienced test drivers saying it is too powerful for us mere mortals.
"Former world rally champion and Porsche test driver Walter Rohrl told Drive the new Porsche supercar is "the first car in my life that I drive and I feel scared"
I wouldnt mind one thats for sure. Click here for the full story

Now if this doesnt scare you from driving through puddles then I dont know what will! Looks like the lady just assumed it was an ordinary puddle.... but boy was she wrong!

Im sure you've all seen the kids with their toy scooter things.. its the current craze. But this person has taken it one step further!. .actually make that about 1000 steps! This thing is turbo'd with an intercooler and wait for it.. NOS baby! Click here to check the pic out. Now im not sure just how easy it would be to stand on this thing when giving it full stick and hitting the laughing gas.. but I'd love to find out :)

Now this is what someone does when they have a LOT of spare time! Its gotta be one of the loudest box carts out there. Imagine cranking this baby while rolling down the street.. with all the other kids covering their ears ;)

And heres a lego mans view on how to turn your car into a rice mobile :)

CHICKS

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Heres 2 picture galleries of 'julia'. Set 1 and Set 2

Heres a XXX video to download. The previews are the first two rows of images along the top of this page. It's 31 Mb in size.

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Until the next update, ciao all.