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Shohei Ohtani unbuckles his pants in the middle of a baseball game

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u/themarkster09 avatar

there are not many players more likeable than Shohei Ohtani

u/BeltfedOne avatar

Really seems like a class act. An insanely talented class act!

u/jyok33 avatar

Arguably the classiest acts of them all

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A real Luka Doncic if you will. Or an anti-Pat Beverly 😤😤😤😤😤

u/thecolbster94 avatar

Luka the man who's face turns into a turnip whenever a foul is called against him?

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I have to believe it was a rogue Clippers fan who downvoted you. Upvoted to offset!

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I am an avid Clippers fan and r/nbacirclejerker. I know only the truth.

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I believe "class act" was actually a category on his success board.

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This is a god tier copypasta right here.

u/2_7182818 avatar

Did not realize this was a copypasta and got as far as him trying to tip the cashier before I finally went "okay, what is happening here?"

It’s historically a very negative copypasta, and somehow OC made it wholesome.

u/JohnTheSecondComing avatar

You have to find the original. OP turned a “famous douche” pasta into Shohei ♥️ pasta.

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I never knew you could make this copypasta wholesome.

u/m4xdc avatar

Some positive infetterence, if you will

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u/Bigforsumthin avatar

You took something great and made it even greater

u/GInfinity avatar

fuck that’s a great spin on an old classic. Can someone please link me the original? I swear it was about Papelbon

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And you expected anything less from the Messiah himself?

Right!?

My girlfriend's sister HATES him for odd ass reasons.

She claimed that he was an immature punk for his reactions after "trying to hit" Mark Canha and also after his balk. I don't think she understands how culturally East Asians have a tendency to react with a nervous laugh or smile.

She also said that Cole was a #3 starter now without spider tack so she has some truly garbage takes.

Trying to hit Canha? Even the most extreme A's fans know he was t trying to hit Canha man what a bad take from your sister I mean if she can hate this man you can't halp her lol

Oh here is the funniest take.

She said Pete Alonso was having a low key MVP season last week.

...

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very VERY low key

How low are we talking about?

So low that no one else in the universe is talking about him as one.

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What??

What's your girlfriend's sister's opinion on Metallica's St. Anger?

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Okay I’m pretty sure she’s just a mythical creature now

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But he is an immature punk!

/s

That would be me, and yeah, he was not trying to hit Canha. Maybe he was when he actually did hit him on Canha’s next at-bat, but it didn’t matter cuz both Ohtani and Canha laughed it off and smiled at each other with a “we’re cool” gesture. The main stream sports media didn’t show that though, they blew that whole situation out of proportion. Ohtani is definitely a class act, from an extreme A’s fan.

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Oh yeah? Well tell your girlfriend's sister that I hate her 😤

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We get it, your girlfriend's sister likes Shintaro Fujinami.

I don’t think it was a nervous laugh or smile from Shohei, it was just his own way of dealing with angry people. His high school friends said that he would smirk whenever someone was angry at him because he thought it was none of his business and didn’t want to get involved in fights/arguments lol.

u/PCsNBaseball avatar

My girlfriend's sister HATES him for odd ass reasons

I already dislike her

u/JollyRub2635 avatar

My girlfriend's sister HATES him for odd ass reasons.

Is she also Gurriel's sister?

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We need a sub devoted to her takes.

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Most downvoted sub ever?

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That is an interesting specimen

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There's a timeline I'd like to live in where Yu Darvish convinces Ohtani to come to Texas instead of LA and the pair carry the Rangers to three more world series losses.

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He’s just so friendly in addition to his talent! I totally get why Japan was/is obsessed with him

This is straight facts he’s just too cool.

His personality seems awesome. He reminds me of this one college player who was constantly checked for any foreign substances and he was laughing and smiling the whole time while they check him.

u/FitMongoose9 avatar

I believe Shohei’s soul is the same kind of good and wholesome that a dog’s soul is.

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u/Jbaquero avatar

"A pleasure to have on penis-inspection day"

Anybody else find it weird how it was always the janitor and not the nurse who did them?

American school funding I guess.

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Just part of the LAUSmyD curriculum

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The fact that Europeans, and women don't about how much us boys were terrified of Penis inspection day.

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u/mcolwander90 avatar

Least risky click of the day.

You mean instant click of the day

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u/Michael__Pemulis avatar

I swear I’m not just being hyperbolic when I say he is one of the most charming & handsome baseball players I’ve ever seen.

Like he legitimately looks like a model.

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He's done stuff for Hugo Boss

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I know & honestly Boss is probably the perfect brand for him.

He is quite svelte.

This pleases the nut

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This releases the nut

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And the bean

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It’s just not fair, man.

Oh my stars.

u/Sunny_the_Canadian avatar

Oh no, my fragile heterosexuality

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Here’s his latest campaign with Hugo Boss

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SWOON

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Wait... that commercial was shot at Yokohama Stadium and Meiji Jingu... why?

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gotta use that production budget somehow

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u/XXXXXXXXXIII avatar

He looks like he's going to burst out laughing any second

u/LakersFan15 avatar

God damnit what the fuck. Man. I love him. 💘

Damn, I wanna go out and get fitted for a Hugo Boss suit now.

Wait nm that dude was a Nazi. I momentarily forgot lol

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u/xzElmozx avatar

Good lord some people are unfairly attractive

He has that same je ne sais quoi that Roger Federer has. Absolutely perfect for luxury brands.

Holy shit. He looks like a ktv heartthrob

u/JGad14 avatar

I lost

Damn

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u/dingusduglas avatar

I mean, he is a model.

And my boyfriend. Back off.

u/efitz11 avatar

but why male models

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Are you serious I just told you

but why male models

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Shohei is beautiful in every sense of the word.

u/CHEDDAR_BAY_BISCUITS avatar

They need to bring back the Score Dream Team cards with shirtless Shohei and other ripped players.

He seems like he would have been one of the best in any field he chose

u/Morethanlikely avatar

He has that same type of charm as Ryohei Suzuki. A smile that melts anyone.

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I swear I’m not just being hyperbolic when I say he is one of the most charming & handsome baseball players I’ve ever seen.

So remindme! in about 5 years when everyone hates him?

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u/Lesbanon_James avatar

I've had dreams that start like this.

Then what?

u/Fools_Requiem avatar

They wake up before any of the good stuff happens.

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Does Vegas have odds on the first dude to hang dong?

It's Bauer

u/joecb91 avatar

He would do the helicopter

u/008janebond avatar

He calls it the drone thank you very much.

Does he have 4 smaller dongs instead of one normal sized one?

u/Socratesticles avatar

He involves the balls and a strap on.

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🎶 To impress a chick helicopter dick 🎶

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u/cahir11 avatar

He would do it "accidentally" then make a youtube video about it

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u/iambiglucas_2 avatar

Shoehei thundergun express confirmed.

u/itstomis avatar

And does Shohei already being featured multiple times on r/monsterdongs (SFW) boost his odds?

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u/ericrs22 avatar

Check him again... and in slow motion with some baby oil and a fan.