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(Sen.) Maria Cantwell's Men: the Dating History of Washington's Junior Senator
Seattle Weekly ^ | 3/8/2010 | Caleb Hannan

Posted on 03/08/2010 12:27:10 PM PST by llevrok

How do you solve a problem like Maria's personal life?

​Maria Cantwell is single, young (by Congressional standards) and, according to the Huffington Post, the sexiest Senator in the land. She's also, if the scurrilous gossip-mongers at The New York Post are to be believed, part of the reason CNBC correspondent and New York Times writer John Harwood's marriage is ending.

Neither Harwood nor Cantwell confirmed the affair rumors to Page Six. But if its "D.C. insiders" are correct -- and really, who would ever question the validity of anonymous sources dishing to a gossip columnist -- then it wouldn't be the first time Cantwell's been linked to a married man.

A casual glance at the Wikipedia page of any male politician usually reveals one section devoted to personal history. Some mention of past girlfriends or a closet where skeletons are buried. But despite a verified instance in which Cantwell was "the other woman," her Wikipedia entry is so clean you could print it out and eat off of it.

So here now, an attempt at documenting the dating history of Washington's junior Senator.

If Cantwell has a type, older, politically savvy men like Dotzauer are it. ​Ron Dotzauer

Their complicated relationship began in 1985, when Cantwell, then 23-years-old, was the first employee in the 37-year-old Dotzauer's consulting firm. They dated, "had a sexual encounter" a week before he was to get married to another woman (thus confirming her status as "the other" in Dotzauer's divorce papers) and continued their political partnership, with him acting as an adviser in every one of her campaigns. (He was her campaign manager in her successful bid to unseat three-term incumbent Slade Gorton in 2000).

Charley Steiner

The bearded ESPN anchor with the infectious laugh allegedly escorted Cantwell on a few dates in 2002.

Man's gotta be cool if they call him Torch, and he dated Mick Jagger's ex. ​Robert "The Torch" Toricelli

New Jersey's fieriest (get it?) House Rep dated Bianca Jagger and Laura Ingraham before squiring Cantwell around D.C.

Know how I know? Cuz it says so on his Wikipedia page. (Just not on hers.) It is unclear, however, whether the human torch has ever been denied a bank loan.

Johanson ​Jim Johanson

Currently a lawyer and, at one time, a candidate for Snohomish County Superior Court, Johanson and Cantwell dated during her first Senate run in 2000. He also succeeded her as state rep when she bumped up to the U.S. House in the early '90s.

Those are the Cantwell relationships I can verify. Please read nothing into that subtle use of italics. Thank you.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: collusion; cultureofcorruption; inbedwiththemedia; pravdamedia
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The hussy!
1 posted on 03/08/2010 12:27:10 PM PST by llevrok
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WA state ping
2 posted on 03/08/2010 12:27:50 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: llevrok; Lazamataz
Herself:

Laz, a determination is required.

3 posted on 03/08/2010 12:30:16 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: llevrok

“the sexiest Senator in the land”

I, personally, think she’s GUILTY!


4 posted on 03/08/2010 12:30:46 PM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: llevrok
WA state ping

More like WA state PIG

5 posted on 03/08/2010 12:31:31 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: llevrok

ja...ja..ja...juicy!


6 posted on 03/08/2010 12:31:38 PM PST by nagdt ("speak the truth but leave immediately afterward")
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To: illiac

Guilty!


7 posted on 03/08/2010 12:31:46 PM PST by brownsfan (The average American: Uninformed, and unconcerned.)
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To: illiac
“the sexiest Senator in the land”

With or without the eyeglasses on? OURS!

8 posted on 03/08/2010 12:32:09 PM PST by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: llevrok
New Jersey's fieriest (get it?) House Rep dated Bianca Jagger and Laura Ingraham before squiring Cantwell around D.C.

Laura Ingraham dated Robert Torricelli? WTF?

9 posted on 03/08/2010 12:32:18 PM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: ArrogantBustard

She looks like a hamster.


10 posted on 03/08/2010 12:32:33 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: ArrogantBustard
Better photo:


30 years ago I would have hit it, if I was drunk.
11 posted on 03/08/2010 12:32:46 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: llevrok

“An Affair To Remember”?


12 posted on 03/08/2010 12:32:57 PM PST by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: llevrok
She's an un-hot version of Michelle Bachmann.


13 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:15 PM PST by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: ArrogantBustard

i vote for the ball


14 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:19 PM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: llevrok

So much for the enlightened female. Is she sleeping her way to the top or is she acting like the boy tom cats?

Enquiring minds want to know.


15 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:25 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Well, she’s no Diane Feinstein...


16 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:26 PM PST by Eagle Eye (The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

HTTP 404 - Sexy not found


17 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:31 PM PST by ltc8k6
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To: illiac
I, personally, think she’s GUILTY!

Look at the rest of the Senate, they are guiltier

18 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:35 PM PST by NeoCaveman ("workers of the world unite, it's not just a slogan anymore" SEIU's Andy Stern)
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To: llevrok
Hmmmm...


19 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:35 PM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: ArrogantBustard
I would hit it after a case of malt liquor and 1/5 of everclear.
20 posted on 03/08/2010 12:33:46 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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