The 14 Most Brilliant Porn Parodies of All Time
Ever wonder what happens in the Huxtable household after dark, when Clair finally gets Heathcliff's sweater off? Or what the immortal classic Casablanca would look like if reimagined as a gay hard-core flick? If you've had filthy thoughts about the cast members of any of your favorite movies or TV shows, chances are there's a porn parody out there that makes those filthy dreams come true. And on later this month, those forbidden fantasies about hot Snooki-on–The Situation action will find purchase, too, when Jersey Shore Goes XXX. We asked adult-film star Taryn Thomas (who plays Snooki) about the unique qualities of the porn-parody experience.
"Parodies are a lot funner because it's a feature script, so you're on set longer and it's a lot more work than a regular gonzo porn," she says. As Thomas is a New Jersey native who spent all her summers in Seaside, putting the XXX in Jersey Shore was an "instant decision. It's pretty much my favorite show on TV. From the moment I saw the trailer, I knew I would be doing a parody of it." Besides the genre's obvious comedic potential, Thomas thinks it may also have the unique ability to unite. "Porn parodies have a lot more possibilities because they might be based on a couple's favorite show—like Jersey Shore," says Thomas, "and maybe the guy wants to watch porn with his girlfriend, but he doesn't know how to break the ice. He can bring this home and they can watch it together."
Here are 14 classic porn parodies for anyone who has ever pondered the naughtier possibilities of fictional characters. From the editors of Details.
1/14Tits a Wonderful Life (1994)
With the tagline "Massive mams for big tits fans," it's a holiday classic for the whole family.
2/14Not the Bradys XXX (2008)
"Facing financial difficulties at home due to slow business, Mike reluctantly tells his wife and kids that the entire household will be on a budget until business picks back up . . . Wild fun and mayhem ensue especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a 'figure model' only to find out she's about to star in a porn movie!"
3/14Titanic Orgy (1994)
"Along with the hot action of one-zees, two-zees and three-zees taking place on this love ship, a huge unbelievable orgy is brewing that finally busts out all over the poop deck and beyond."
4/14A Tale of Two Titties (1990)
So what if its title is probably a joke you heard from your dad—how many pornos can you actually describe as Dickensian?
5/14Not Three's Company XXX (2009)
"When Jack loses his restaurant job the kids can't afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she's become a hooker." Thankfully, Don Knotts was not involved in this project.
6/14Everybody Does Raymond (2001)
It's solid guy-on-guy action—but that's still favorable to Ray Romano-on-Patricia Heaton action.
7/14According to one IMDB user: "The two male leads do not do any mountaineering but they certainly do more than their fair share of mounting."
8/14Not Married With Children XXX (2009)
"Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can't stop f******g in this sexy spoof of the classic 90s TV show."
9/14Buffy the Vampire Layer (1996)
Slaying with wood is still the most trusted method in the vampire hunting business.
10/14The Horneymooners (1988)
At the very least, you'll finally be able to settle the issue of who makes a better Ralph Kramden: Jackie Gleason or Ron Jeremy.
11/14Not The Cosbys XXX (2009)
"With her cute girlfriends addicted to sex, Denise feels pressured to lose her virginity & with college on the horizon, hilarious situations in the household give way to an explosion. . .as Cliff & Claire attempt to maintain control of Theo, Sandra, Denise, Rudy and Cockroach in this hilarious spoof of the 1980s classic TV show."
12/14Foreskin Gump (1994)
"Skin happens" is the tagline of this American flesh epic. We're guessing a little more of it than you ever wanted.
13/14This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX (2009)
"Cum on, get happy with one of America's favorite TV families gone hardcore!" We think you'll love it—so what are you so afraid of?
14/14Pulp Friction (1994)
When somebody asks you "Which dildo is yours?" You tell 'em "It's the one that says 'Bad Motherf—"