The result is impressively bad and should probably go on your “worst movies ever” list if you have one, and if you don’t, make one and put this stinker at the top.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Dec 2, 2023

Definitely isn't setting any precedence, but it's serviceable and fun.

Full Review | Mar 24, 2014

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Nov 17, 2011

It's a murky film, in terms of both plot (overcooked) and visuals (underlit), proudly artificial and yet burdened with a severe pulp deficiency.

Full Review | Dec 17, 2009

This movie is lost from the start and never finds its way. Plays like a video game with repetitive special effects and wooden dialogue.

Full Review | Original Score: D+ | Aug 5, 2009

The computer-generated imagery falls short when it comes to supplying the gore for the fight scenes: the bright splashes of red look almost literally Photoshopped onto the settings.

Full Review | Apr 29, 2009

It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Apr 29, 2009

Stylized, slapdash sci-fi bloodbath is gory and grim.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 27, 2009

Shoestring special effects and flimsy storytelling make Mutant Chronicles a B-movie fantasy in search of an old Times Square moviehouse.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 27, 2009

...makes one long for the comparatively straightforward incompetence of filmmakers like Uwe Boll.

Full Review | Apr 24, 2009

The reason most movies don't include aliens, zombies, weird mysticism and a lot of swordfighting is that each of those elements... takes time to explore and nurture into something compelling.

Full Review | Original Score: C- | Apr 24, 2009

Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire

Full Review | Apr 23, 2009

You won't understand what's going on and, even worse, you won't care.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 22, 2009

I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.

Full Review | Apr 22, 2009

Every guy has watched an action film and wondered when we'd get to the good stuff, but from minute one we're given "the good stuff," but it's just not executed well enough, and the film is too kitschy to really be enjoyed.

Full Review | Original Score: 24/100 | Apr 22, 2009

The feature is better executed in a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style that encourages silence and brutality. Once the material is asked to explain itself, the entertainment value of the film curdles immediately.

Full Review | Original Score: C+ | Apr 16, 2009

Oh, lighten up! It's a pulpy combo of Starship Troopers, The Dirty Dozen and Sky Captain. Perfect for a rainy Saturday afternoon.

Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5 | Apr 14, 2009

not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 9, 2009

Mutant Chronicles is The Dirty Dozen - but with murderous mutants!

Full Review | Nov 5, 2008

...suffers from a pervadingly low-rent sensibility that proves impossible to overlook.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 26, 2008