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Subject
Date
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Rumsfeld
Plans to invade Iraq are ready, but that spoil-sport
Powell disagrees
Sept 1
10k
Hamid
Karazai
We need more prostitutes in Kabul, Too many GI's
around
Sept 1
9k
Bin
Laden
I dare you open the attachment
Sept 1
260M
Arafat
I am am waiting for an invatation to your
ranch
Sept 1
1k
Clinton
If you invite Arafat don't let him kiss you
Sept 2
13k
Arafat
I gabe instructiuons in Arabic to stop
suiciders
Sept 2
19k
Arafat
I am still waiting for your invitation
Sept 2
1k
Arafat
If you invite me I promise not to kiss you
Sept 2
10k
Condolezza
Rice
Arafat is spamming your email, don't answer
him
Sept 2
9k
Bin
Laden
You coward you still don't dare to open my email
!
Sept 2
261M
Mohamed
Ata
You think I;m stupid to kill myself, try and catch
me
Sept 3
47k
Arafat
I promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush
Sept 3
1k
Aschroft
We caught a terrorist with a bomb in his
crotch?
Sept 3
10k
Rumsfeld
When are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is
pressuring me
Sept 3
1k
Powell
I have to see you, am I still Secretary of
State
Sept 4
1k
Sharon
It looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack
Iraq
Sept 4
1k
Kofi
Anan
I don't seem to have any work to do, shall we close
down the UN?
Sept 4
6k
Blair
Forget what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon's
side
Sept 4
1k
George
Bush, Sr.
Idiot, I told you not to cry in front of the
camera
Sept 4
12k
Sharon
Idiot, I told you not tomention Palestinian
state
Sept 4
19k
Clinton
Don't foll around with any of the secretaries I
appointed
Sept 4
1k
Sharon
I need more money to fight terrorism
Sept 5
21k
Mubarak
I need more money to fight terrorism
Sept 5
21k
King
Abdullah
I need more money to fight terrorism
Sept 5
21k
Mullah
Omar
Your Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a
visa
Sept 5
11k
Castro
Attached is my invitation for you to visit
Cuba
Sept 6
750M
Prince
Abdullah
Is the price of oil low enough for you?
Sept 6
54k
Bin
Laden
How about meeting in Geneva to iron out our
differences?
Sept 6
100M
Milosevic
Help me get out of here and I promise to help
Sharon
Sept 6
15k
Saddam
If I resign can I retire in the US?
Sept 6
89k
Mrs.
Cheney
Please ask Dick to leave his bunker, 12 months there
is enough
Sept 6
1k
AIPAC
Attached is your speech to the UN
Sept 6
1M
AIPAC
So far you're OK, I gave orders to have Jeb Bush
reelected in Florida
Sept 7
99k
Laura
Bush
I told you the Pope is not to be addressed at the
Dalai Lama
Sept 7
5k
King
Abdullah
You didn't tell me that you plan to attack Iraq from
Jordan
Sept 7
1k
Tenet
of CIA
We cannot find any prostitutes willing to go to
Kabul
Sept 7
8k
Ashcroft
I am sending a historic Bible by courier,
autographed by God
Sept 7
6k
Bin
Laden
Attached is my itenerary for the next year
Sept 7
900M
Falwell
Don't forget your daily prayers
Sept 7
8k
Al
Jazeera TV
We have a new video from Bin Laden, do you want to
see it first?
Sept 7
2k
Colin
Powell
Please remember that Brazil is in South America, not
in Africa
Sept 7
1k
Condolezza
Rice
Sharon says he likes my legs, is that why he comes
here so often?
Sept 8
3k
Rumsfeld
I suggest we include Germany in the Axis of
Evil
Sept 8
3k
Hamid
Karazai
Attached is an invitation for you and Mrs. Bush to a
wedding in Kabul
Sept 8
100k
Arafat
We ran out of toilet paper at the compound, can you
help?
Sept 8
4k
Sharon
If Arafat asks for toilet paper refer him to
me
Sept 8
1k
Hamid
Karazai
Why pays my salary? We have no money in
Kabul
Sept 8
2k
Hamid
Karazai
The Afghan is ready to support your invasion of
Iraq
Sept 8
2k