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Not a girl, Melina explicitly calls him a he.
Melina : "Torrent has chosen you. Treat him with respect."
NOOOO, THEY CUT OFF MY BOY'S DICK AND BALLS OFF
The golden order hates cock and balls
Rare golden order W?
You mean
Nope. Not a W.
Google gelding
Holy hell!
Geld him!
They're only balls boy
Transmasc torrent confirmed
Gosh darn transgenders got my horse
Torrent from DS2 confirmed
DS2 best game confirmed again
I remember that, when the game first came out, EVERYONE WERE OBSESSED with the fact that Torrent HAD balls
I think they removed em with a later patch tho...
Or perhaps he conceals it well?
sad ancelotti noises
What if the "Him" was the player
And Torrent is just REALLY disrespectful
We can never know 😔
Transmasc Torrent confirmed
No horse pussy.....
Could also be a translation error
Not an error, he has his boy parts intact.
Nah they're gone :(
Nah, freecam user here. Aren't you happy for our boy :( he's ballin'
Killing 500 npc in rdr2: 😃
Hitting pope miriel accidentally once in ER:
Miriel is the chillest dog out there, accidentally punched him and he was just like “forgiveness is a virtue” or some shit
Let's ignore multiple generations of albernaurics and misbegotten we have slayed.
Or the countless which i nihil'd on them
What? I thought no one else killed NPCs in RDR2. I, for one, felt like I just stomped a puppy after killing some guy on the street.
Watching my brother play is great because he just antagonizes and bullies NPCs verbally. They usually will either fist fight him or run away and my brother will just chase them down yelling insults. It's so mean but also hilarious
Another fun thing is just repeatedly running into npcs so that they fall over and eventually start running away in terror
Üldürülen emoji
How can you accidentally kill my boi
In the old Elden ring trailer, there was a scene where Torrent jumped high in the air and you could see that he had a giga-dong. Soon people were criticizing Fromsoft for this so at release they made Torrent a girl. (Cut his d and b off)
Oh so being elbow deep in a giant pig’s asshole is fine but weird spirit horse-thing peepee is too far?
The Bloodborne community is very calm and accepting
Ds1 too
You're welcome to use whatever you find. ...Even the pig, should it please you.
They castrated my boy Torrent.
I hope they will introduce his big dong in the dlc
I'm quite looking forward to the dong expansion pack
ball shrinking and dong expansion DLC
your move Rockstar
Mother, woulds't thou truly lordship sanction in one ... packing such enormous schmeat?
They didn’t castrate Torrent; they just asked him to cast an illusion spell on his junk so we don’t get distracted by his magesty.
does that mean torrent is a trans female?
Kaathe says trans rights are human rights
I hate to break it to you, but I don't think Torrent is a human
trans rights are majical horse thingy rights
you don't know that
Trans rights are horse rights
was it this? pretty sure that's just a saddle bag on his left side. gamers just wanna see cocks where there aren't any
Chat is this real
Did they actually?
Also, at least in the spanish translation, It is called "torrentera", which is an obviously female name
let's be real, the horse can barely jump in rdr, let alone double jump. you basically just have to gallop full speed into something and just hope the horse decides to jump
And sometimes it trips too after you jump
honestly the physics are the only thing that makes the controls acceptable. I might get frustrated when my horse refuses to jump, but when he does jump and hits his back legs on the fence and does a flip as I get launched and ragdolled across the whole pen and fly face first into the side of a stable then I'm suddenly okay with it lol
The virgin quitting because of shit physics vs the chad who laughs at funny rag doll fails
That and the accurate mud adhesion as Arthur rolls
Torrent can’t even stow an alligator skin though so it’s basically a tie
Well people ask for realistic physics and then complain about it
makes me think of how good GTA 4 physics are, but people complain about it because it's "too hard to drive" and I just think my guy, have you ever tried to make a turn at 100 mph in the rain? me neither, but we can all imagine how that would turn out lmao.
the cowboy horse would not survive half an hour in the caelid swamp while torrent takes it like a pro
Arthur’s horse would shit nonstop
Allow me to weigh in on this topic as a freecam user: Torrent is a boy with all of his parts intact. They're just not in-your-face like in some other games.
I feel like my brain is protecting me from comprehending this image to spare my sanity
My sanity was gone the second I saw the Torrent ball topic resurface again. With this pic, I hope it will never resurface.
" the Torrent ball topic resurface again"
Only on Shittydarksouls... No one out shittin that sentence.
Torrent has no time for petty things like gender, it has gods to kill.
yeah, he has gods to kill. which is a much bigger deal to her than their gender
Torrent
Agro
Torrent ain’t got shit on the best horsey
Yeah but that game is like 10 hours long
length ≠ good/bad
Yeah but you’ll easily spend the run time of shadow of the colossus just riding the mount in the other 2 games. Plus there’s nothing else to do but the main story while in the other games have little activities for you to run into so it feels like you’ve been on more of an adventure with them which = a stronger sense of companionship to me
lmao y'know theres literally hundreds of special collectibles in SotC right?
What game is Agro from?
shadow of the colossus
Figures. That game is one of the many reasons that my desire to get a PlayStation has grown exponentially over the past few years. That and bloodborn. Man, I REALLY need a playstation bad.
Shadow of the Colossus is a great game. I own it both for PS4 and PS2
Knowing how much Miyazaki loves Berserk if Torrent had balls this would be Torrent
Torrent just has spectral balls
He does have a butthole tho
The amount of people who don't know what a gelding is is both suprising and totally understandable
Torrent is a girl is a gud question but idk maybe
Torrent rides into battle with me against dragon gods while rdr horse runs from a snake
So all that horse hentai of torrent is not lore accurate? Wtf!
its sad that i know it exists
source: some was sent to me on twitter against my will
Torrent ain’t killing no goddamn gods, dragons, and monsters. I’m doing all the work
You need to use the second super secret torrent whistle to summon his balls
GUUUURL?!
You mean you don’t have any
BAAAAAAAAALLLS?????
Some girls got balls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I did until a year ago lol
Lolol I did until December :)
My orchi was actually tax day last year, the government snatched my balls
Elden ring is lacking the ability to casually walk up and shoot an npc’s horse in the head, and the when they freak out, you can say something like “it’s alright, calm down I’m just joking…”
But I called my horse in RDR2 Horace, so he wins