- Jack Nicholson
- President James Dale/Art Land
- Glenn Close
- First Lady Marsha Dale
- Annette Bening
- Barbara Land
- Pierce Brosnan
- Professor Donald Kessler
- Danny DeVito
- Rude Gambler
- Martin Short
- Press Secretary Jerry Ross
- Sarah Jessica Parker
- Nathalie Lake
- Michael J. Fox
- Jason Stone
- Rod Steiger
- General Decker
- Tom Jones
- Lukas Haas
- Richie Norris
- Natalie Portman
- Taffy Dale
- Jim Brown
- Byron Williams
- Lisa Marie
- Martian Girl
- Sylvia Sidney
- Grandma Florence Norris
- Christina Applegate
- Sharona
- Joe Don Baker
- Richie's Dad
- Pam Grier
- Louise Williams
- Paul Winfield
- General Casey
- Jack Black
- Billy Glenn Norris
- Brandon Hammond
- Neville Williams
- O-Lan Jones
- Sue Ann Norris
- Janice Rivera
- Cindy
- Ray J. Norwood
- Cedric Williams
- Brian Haley
- Mitch, Secret Service Agent
- Jerzy Skolimowski
- Dr. Zeigler
- Timi Prulhiere
- White House Tour Guide
- Barbet Schroeder
- Maurice, the French President
- Tim Burton
- Director, Producer
- Woody Gelman
- Writer
- Bob Powell
- Writer
- Norman Saunders
- Writer
- Larry J. Franco
- Producer
- Laurie Parker
- Producer
- Danny Elfman
- Original Music
- Peter Suschitzky
- Cinematographer
- Chris Lebenzon
- Film Editing
- Matthew Barry
- Casting
- Jeanne McCarthy
- Casting
- Victoria Thomas
- Casting
- Wynn Thomas
- Production Design
- John Dexter
- Art Director
- Nancy Haigh
- Set Decoration
- Colleen Atwood
- Costume Design
