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Music Monday: Is This the Greatest Rock Instrumental of All Time?

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  1. J_A
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    Don’t hit me (you’ll probably end breaking your screen) but I think I like the Rhett Shull cover better than the original. I find Torry’s vocals too jarring (*)and distracting, taking center stage away from the music.

    Thank you for this. A nice present to start the day

    (*) I also don’t like sopranos doing scales, so it’s a me thing, and not a criticism of Torry’s amazing vocal abilities.Report

  2. Slade the Leveller
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    £30 in 1972 is about $500 today. Not a bad wage for a few hours of work. Hopefully, she’s still getting royalty checks.

    Also, pre-DSOTM Floyd always had at least 1 instrumental on their records, and they were usually pretty good to great, with One of These Days giving your pick a run for its money.Report

  3. John Puccio
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    Love the Ventures & Link Wray (The Rumble & The Swag are perfection).

    Shout out to the King of Surf Guitar, Dick Dale. Everyone knows his Miserlou but I’ll take Taco Wagon FTW.Report

  4. Jaybird
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    Does Emerson, Lake, and Palmer’s cover of “Fanfare for the Common Man” count?

    Psychedelic/Prog has a *LOT* of gems that, sadly, didn’t survive the radio era. I mean, if you need to hear a song and you don’t know who did it, it’s best to be able to sing a lyric to the DJ, right?

    You can’t just say “dun nuh nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh” and hope that he’ll play you Soulful Strut. And it’s even worse with Psychedelic/Prog because the song very likely wanders and so you can’t even find something to hook onto.

    And then the DJ will just say “Oh, you want to hear an instrumental?” and just play Jessica and NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR, THANK YOU.

    So stuff like Jimi’s Third Stone From The Sun never really got the airplay it deserved. It certainly deserved more than “All Along the Watchtower” got (and gets).

    Genesis’s brilliant Los Endos is very good and I’d rather listen to it than anything off of Dark Side of the Moon:

    I’m not going to play any King Crimson or Tangerine Dream. But I was tempted to. Their problem is that their stuff belongs on a “Top Ten” list but not on any given “Top Five” list.

    Half of the stuff on Thick as a Brick is instrumental… but it’s one 44-minute song. So I guess it doesn’t count. But half of the stuff is *BRILLIANT*.

    So I’ll just wander back to Floyd and say that If I’m going to pick something from Pink Floyd, I’d pick “One Of These Days”.

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    • Pinky in reply to Jaybird
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      I was thinking about a lot of prog rock, but I realized that most of it has vocal lines. For some reason, Karn Evil #9 and Roundabout feel like instrumentals to me. Of course, Pink Floyd has progressive and psychedelic roots too. I don’t think of Pink Floyd as having songs though, more like album sides. Money, and Us and Them, are the only things I’d call songs on Dark Side of the Moon. The Wall has some distinct songs I guess, but in my mind they’re fused into one continuous project.Report

      • Jaybird in reply to Pinky
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        I jumped to “Animals” and then remembered “oh, yeah… there are lyrics on that.”Report

      • Michael Cain in reply to Pinky
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        I pulled out ELP’s Pictures at an Exhibition and yeah, a majority of the cuts have a vocal track. Lyrics, even. None of the lyrics are memorable, and I suspect that the main purpose is that it’s easier for Greg Lake to sing lyrics than just “Dum, dum, dum-dee-dee-dum-dum” even when the vocals are just another instrument.Report

  5. Jaybird
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    As a lark, I googled whether Kiss did any instumentals AND THEY DID!!!

    I learned about their 1981 album Music from “The Elder”!

    Get this:

    At the same time, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, and creative manager Bill Aucoin felt that just returning to a harder sound was not enough. They believed that only a bold, artistic statement would regenerate public interest in Kiss. To that end, they enlisted producer Bob Ezrin to work with the group. Ezrin had worked with the group before, producing the group’s hit 1976 album Destroyer. He had also co-produced Pink Floyd’s 1979 concept album The Wall. Simmons, Stanley, and Aucoin felt that Ezrin could help bring their ambitions to fruition. The band and the producer decided to develop a full concept album from a fantasy short story conceived by Simmons, imagining it as a soundtrack for a blockbuster movie. According to Simmons, a movie deal was actually in the works and casting had begun, but the film ended up in development hell.

    I asked “WHAT?” Three times reading that paragraph.

    Yes. Kiss did have an instrumental track. “Escape from the Island”. And it’s not bad? I mean, if you like Ace Frehley?

    This is nuts.

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  6. bobtuse
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    Let us not fail to remember Telstar by the Tornados which topped the UK and US charts back in 1962Report

  7. bobtuse
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    Let me provide a cover link. Come for the music, stay for the dancer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xypu-31toEReport

  8. Burt Likko
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    Booker T & the MGs “Green Onions” demands at least a mention.
    https://youtu.be/0oox9bJaGJ8?si=I1BBjqAFCrduMgQX

    In more modern music (I guess this isn’t really “new” music anymore) let me remind you of “You Wish” by Nightmares on Wax…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwDOa-lvizM

    ..and “Intro” by the Xx.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFq6nnw7xg0

    See also about half of the corpus of Thievery Corporation’s work, e.g., “Facing East”:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSoBORS3KZE

    Am I saying any of these are better than “Great Gig in the Sky?” Well, no, because the fact that they got “Great Gig” done on the first take with no real vocal rehearsals is damn near miraculous and means that piece will always deserve a mention in any rock instrumentals list. Which is a sign of a plausible claim to primacy. But these are pretty amazing pieces of music IMO, which fit within the now-very-broadly-subgenred category of “rock.” (I might include, say, Peter Mancini’s “Peter Gunn Theme,” but I feel like that’s more properly classified as jazz.)

    I might want to include “Sirius” but it kind of feels like “Sirius,” though yes its own piece of music, still really feels like an intro to “Eye in the Sky.” (This Alan Parsons project reference is included for all of my Chicago Bulls fan friends who deservedly remember the glory years.)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_NNCNDYEpU

    I am also affirming that “Great Gig in the Sky” and other pieces of music are properly called “instrumentals” even though vocals are included. Vocalizing is using the human voice as an instrument, and relying upon the tones and sounds of that instrument to convey emotion rather than articulated words.Report

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