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Lonesome Dove, the iconic Western miniseries, has captured the hearts of audiences since its release in 1989.
These 30 unforgettable Lonesome Dove quotes capture the classic western miniseries spirit, humor, and wisdom.
From the memorable lines delivered by Gus McCrae and Woodrow F. Call to the poignant words of other beloved characters, these quotes have left an indelible mark on the hearts of viewers.
1. “The best way to handle life is to ride it like you stole it.” – Gus McCrae
2. “It ain’t dyin’ I’m talkin’ about, it’s livin’.” – Gus McCrae
3. “A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough.” – Gus McCrae
4. “I can’t say I hold with everything you’ve done, but I’m proud to ride with you.” – Woodrow F. Call
5. “I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.” – Woodrow F. Call
6. “Yesterday’s gone on down the river, and you can’t get it back.” – Lorena Wood
7. “Life’s too short for so much sorrow.” – Gus McCrae
8. “If you want one thing too much, it’s likely to be a disappointment.” – Gus McCrae
9. “You can’t keep a good horse down.” – Woodrow F. Call
10. “There ain’t nothin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.” – Gus McCrae
11. “A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough.” – Gus McCrae
12. “I’d rather have my vision than my feet.” – Clara Allen
13. “Ain’t much difference between winnin’ and losin’, except you feel better after you win.” – Woodrow F. Call
14. “The older the violin, the sweeter the music.” – Gus McCrae
15. “I reckon we’ll never get any younger.” – Woodrow F. Call
16. “There’s no stoppin’ the hands of time.” – Gus McCrae
17. “I’ve never known a man who could fill your boots.” – Clara Allen
18. “You can’t play the gentleman with me, Captain Call.” – Lorena Wood
19. “The world’s full of people who want to tell you how to live, but nobody knows.” – Gus McCrae
20. “I won’t have a man hurt on account of me.” – Lorena Wood
21. “It’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.” – Gus McCrae
22. “Nobody’s perfect, but some are more imperfect than others.” – Woodrow F. Call
23. “We don’t rent pigs.” – Gus McCrae
24. “I’d like the chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.” – Woodrow F. Call
25. “If the Good Lord didn’t want a man to have more than one wife, he wouldn’t have given him more than one heart.” – Gus McCrae
26. “Lonesome ain’t so bad when you got a friend.” – Woodrow F. Call
27. “We’ve got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.” – Gus McCrae
28. “Don’t waste time worryin’ about the past. It’s gone, and it ain’t comin’ back.” – Woodrow F. Call
29. “There’s no shortage of trouble in this world, but there’s always room for love.” – Gus McCrae
30. “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do, even if it means crossing the river of death.” – Woodrow F. Call