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2021-10-19 6:31:24 PM  
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2021-10-19 6:33:57 PM  
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Albert911emt [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-19 6:40:46 PM  
They all got shiat for brains.  The only real question is, what kind of shiat.
 
2021-10-19 6:57:42 PM  
They must have been dropped on their heads in the delivery room!
 
NateAsbestos [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-10-19 7:04:42 PM  
I don't know how Klepper keeps a straight face through all that. Guy must meditate like 12 hours a day
 
Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-10-19 7:05:15 PM  
It's hard to watch those farking delusional idiots
 
cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-10-19 7:19:54 PM  
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dionysusaur [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-19 7:55:24 PM  
Idiots
Out
Walking
Around
 
2021-10-19 8:42:14 PM  
Wow...
 
kudayta [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-19 9:21:07 PM  

NateAsbestos: I don't know how Klepper keeps a straight face through all that. Guy must meditate like 12 hours a day


He's just dead inside.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-10-19 9:43:16 PM  
Trump got his ass kicked worse than any incumbent in over a hundred years. He can blame that on anything he wants but he's a loser.
 
2021-10-19 10:15:32 PM  
Idiots Out Wandering Around.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-19 10:31:36 PM  
Christ in a condom, I'm surrounded by Pennsyltuckians that talk like that and worse.

Church parking lot last Sunday, pick up with a sticker that said "Joe and the Ho got to go"
 
2021-10-19 11:35:44 PM  
americans are farking idiots.
 
dracos31  
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2021-10-20 12:08:10 AM  

vudukungfu: Christ in a condom, I'm surrounded by Pennsyltuckians that talk like that and worse.

Church parking lot last Sunday, pick up with a sticker that said "Joe and the Ho got to go"


Sounds like one of those "good" Christians I keep hearing about.
Never met a good one, but people keep saying they exist.
 
2021-10-20 12:08:17 AM  
These never fail to depress me. They aren't funny any more.
 
2021-10-20 12:08:56 AM  
Wow! Lots of weird flags. This one is nuts.

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2021-10-20 12:09:21 AM  

vudukungfu: "Joe and the Ho got to go"


Enough about Manchin and that glasses-wearing weirdo from Arizona.
 
Fart_Machine  
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2021-10-20 12:09:36 AM  
Holy shait it's right out of a meme.

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LedLawless  
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2021-10-20 12:11:07 AM  

vudukungfu: Christ in a condom, I'm surrounded by Pennsyltuckians that talk like that and worse.

Church parking lot last Sunday, pick up with a sticker that said "Joe and the Ho got to go"


I live in a Seattle exurb and hear plenty of this garbage.
 
AeAe  
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2021-10-20 12:12:34 AM  
Those people are a good cross-section of the average Trump supporter. It's quite disturbing how dumb they are. And they vote.
 
saturn badger [OhFark]  
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2021-10-20 12:13:28 AM  
LOL. He held up two middle fingers and said, 'doing this is childish?" They agreed. And whoosh went the point!

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Russ1642  
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2021-10-20 12:13:52 AM  
That was one of the scariest videos I've seen in a while.
 
2021-10-20 12:17:57 AM  
I'm ashamed for my state.
 
sxacho [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-20 12:21:35 AM  

saturn badger: LOL. He held up two middle fingers and said, 'doing this is childish?" They agreed. And whoosh went the point!

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Yeah but fake news
 
wingedkat [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-20 12:21:55 AM  

Circusdog320: It's hard to watch those farking delusional idiots


I couldn't.  I mean, I know there must be people like this around me.  I'm in a red state.  But I don't talk to those people... or at least the ones I do talk to are mostly afraid to spout nonsense.  Mostly.
 
2021-10-20 12:23:07 AM  

AeAe: Those people are a good cross-section of the average Trump supporter. It's quite disturbing how dumb they are. And they vote.


And I will MAKE SURE they VOTE

on WEDNESDAY DEC. 5TH

IN THE GENERAL ELECTIONS
 
austerity101  
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2021-10-20 12:23:18 AM  

NateAsbestos: I don't know how Klepper keeps a straight face through all that. Guy must meditate like 12 hours a day


The last few videos he's shown some cracks. He especially lit into Mike Lindell a bit, and I was surprised. There were a couple of moments that almost bubbled over into explicit exasperation in this one, too. None of that is meant as a criticism--I mean, can you really blame him? None of us would have kept it going this long. And he's still doing an impressive job.
 
powhound  
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2021-10-20 12:23:55 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: I'm ashamed for my state.


It's not all of your state. Just around 40% of it. Same goes for most of us. This is a minority rule problem that will eventually lead to pain ... and I believe that pain is not far away.
 
2021-10-20 12:24:48 AM  
The best parts were TFG is flying all over on AF1 and the horny dude from the insurrection was the only one waving to the camera in front of the fake balloon plane in Afghanistan.
 
shinji3i  
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2021-10-20 12:25:06 AM  

wingedkat: Circusdog320: It's hard to watch those farking delusional idiots

I couldn't.  I mean, I know there must be people like this around me.  I'm in a red state.  But I don't talk to those people... or at least the ones I do talk to are mostly afraid to spout nonsense.  Mostly.


No reason to. At this point there's no changing their minds, no amount of facts or logic that could help them realize they've been conned.
 
2021-10-20 12:25:45 AM  

saturn badger: Wow! Lots of weird flags. This one is nuts.

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I dunno. I think it speaks volume about the inherent racism in my country.
 
2021-10-20 12:28:07 AM  

powhound: Farkin_Crazy: I'm ashamed for my state.

It's not all of your state. Just around 40% of it. Same goes for most of us. This is a minority rule problem that will eventually lead to pain ... and I believe that pain is not far away.


On the contrary. The Northwest quarter of that state elected an obvious Nazi sympathizer and white supremacist for 8 terms running. They have two Republican Senators. One who is 88 years old and Joni Ernst.  Trump won by 8 points.
 
powhound  
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2021-10-20 12:29:43 AM  
It appears there is some censoring in that video apparent when interviewing the cult hogs.

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What is that about?
 
erik-k [OhFark]  
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2021-10-20 12:30:30 AM  

Albert911emt: They all got shiat for brains.  The only real question is, what kind of shiat.


The finally-used-up cow kind, that's been re-eaten and pooped out by a cow 3 or 4 times and now there's finally no more nutrients left in it.
 
erik-k [OhFark]  
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2021-10-20 12:33:16 AM  

edmo: Trump got his ass kicked worse than any incumbent in over a hundred years. He can blame that on anything he wants but he's a loser.


89 years ago, FDR won the Presidential election with 57.5% of the vote and 472 to 59 electoral votes.
 
Chagrin  
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2021-10-20 12:36:09 AM  

powhound: It appears there is some censoring in that video apparent when interviewing the cult hogs.

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What is that about?


All the "F"-something flags.
 
ktang  
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2021-10-20 12:39:50 AM  

wingedkat: Circusdog320: It's hard to watch those farking delusional idiots

I couldn't.  I mean, I know there must be people like this around me.  I'm in a red state.  But I don't talk to those people... or at least the ones I do talk to are mostly afraid to spout nonsense.  Mostly.


I don't know if you're channeling Newt or not...
 
powhound  
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2021-10-20 12:40:06 AM  

Chagrin: powhound: It appears there is some censoring in that video apparent when interviewing the cult hogs.

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What is that about?

All the "F"-something flags.


Oh simple enough. Didn't see any other censoring but I guess the camera work cut it out.
 
THX 1138  
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2021-10-20 12:45:23 AM  

powhound: It appears there is some censoring in that video apparent when interviewing the cult hogs.

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What is that about?


I'm guessing flags with the flat-out obscenities or racist/sexual Obama stuff, potentially involving Hillary.  The piece was originally produced for television and they published the TV-edited version to the internet.

Now you've got me curious to see what bizarre imagery exists in the mind of some misguided conservative flag-maker.
 
acereraser  
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2021-10-20 12:48:35 AM  

powhound: Chagrin: powhound: It appears there is some censoring in that video apparent when interviewing the cult hogs.

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What is that about?

All the "F"-something flags.

Oh simple enough. Didn't see any other censoring but I guess the camera work cut it out.


One of the people Klepper was talking to was wearing a F**KBiden shirt, and the F**K was blurred out.
 
Nuc_E  
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2021-10-20 12:50:53 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: I'm ashamed for my state.


Get in line.


/Hasn't been my state for 22 years.
 
THX 1138  
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2021-10-20 12:54:39 AM  
I read the headline as "Glacially Stupid" and truth be told, it didn't change the overall message one bit.
 
2021-10-20 1:04:56 AM  
Wildlife & animal control is never around when you need them.
 
FullofMT  
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2021-10-20 1:09:13 AM  

dionysusaur: Idiots
Out
Walking
Around


I hope to remember that.
 
scobee1210 [TotalFark]  
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2021-10-20 1:09:55 AM  
What I got from this is that the facts simply don't matter to them.  If they don't like the facts, they make up new ones and you are the idiot for not seeing it.
 
jook  
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2021-10-20 1:12:08 AM  

saturn badger: The best parts were TFG is flying all over on AF1 and the horny dude from the insurrection was the only one waving to the camera in front of the fake balloon plane in Afghanistan.


Paraphrasing:

So Trump is President?
Yes. He has been this whole time.
So what happened in Afghanistan is his fault?
No.

I don't like the phrase "I can't even" but I'll be damned that's exactly my reaction to such absolute dumbfarkery
 
2021-10-20 1:14:18 AM  

scobee1210: What I got from this is that the facts simply don't matter to them.  If they don't like the facts, they make up new ones and you are the idiot for not seeing it.


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THX 1138  
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2021-10-20 1:14:39 AM  
jook:
So Trump is President?
Yes. He has been this whole time.
So what happened in Afghanistan is his fault?
No.


Definite props to Klepper for his fast thinking on that, or his writing team for anticipating it and prepping him in advance.
 
2021-10-20 1:26:59 AM  

dracos31: vudukungfu: Christ in a condom, I'm surrounded by Pennsyltuckians that talk like that and worse.

Church parking lot last Sunday, pick up with a sticker that said "Joe and the Ho got to go"

Sounds like one of those "good" Christians I keep hearing about.
Never met a good one, but people keep saying they exist.


Go to the main page, the link about the mennonite church telling their people there's absolutely nothing in their religion that would prohibit getting the vaxx whatsoever, and only valid medical excemptions would count. From the other stories by farkers in the thread it sounds like they're some of those rare "good christians".
 
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