Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans! I hope all is going well for you today.

Personally, I woke up thinking it would be a fine day and started pouring coffee down my throat with the usual abandon. My positive viewpoint came mostly from the fact that I had four dozen links saved in my Newswire basket over the last day or so, which was great until, of course, I made the mistake of looking at them.

Because I’m so concerned with not having enough newswire material every morning, I am now saving nearly anything with even a tenuous connection to the Browns: Mock drafts, sites writing about other sites’ mock drafts, the latest tomfoolery on social media, you name it.

Not to fear! You, dear reader, can count on me to separate the wheat from the chaff. There’s a lot of freaking chaff when it comes to Browns info on the web. Still, you count on me to pan for news gold in that raging, babbling brook of Browns content. So I must deliver, even if I've now run out of metaphors for weeding through interminable babbling nonsense to find some actual information.

Below, you will find the best of what I could muster from that massive pile of links. Today's edition has been brought to you, as always, by my good friends running The Internet, and by the Keurig Corporation’s ability to build high-volume caffeine dispensers.

Let’s roll.

Jaelan Phillips
Jaelan Phillips pursues Lawrence (Photo: Ken Ruinard, USA TODAY Sports)