| Question | Real Answer |
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| We asked 100 Scotsmen: 'Do you hate the sound of bagpipes?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 bald headed men: 'Do you still suffer from dandruff?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 taxi drivers: 'Who are better tippers, men or women?' How many said men? | |
| We asked 100 millionaires: 'Are you satisfied with the amount of money you've got?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 men: 'If you attended a miss nude beauty pegeant, would you bring binoculars with you?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 people in Alaska: 'Do you sleep in the nude?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married men: 'If you saw a doll that looked like your mother-in-law, would you be tempted to stick pins in it? How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 TV producers: 'Do you think TV stars are overpaid?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married men who own dogs: 'when you come home from work, who greets you first, your dog or your wife?' How many said thier dog? | |
| We asked 100 people in Italy: 'Do you think politicians are basically honest?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 pensioners: 'Do you think life was better before we had TV?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 clergymen: 'Have you ever found buttons in your collection plate?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 policemen: 'Have you ever wished for a crime to occur, just to relieve the boredom? How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 dustbin men: 'Do you have a poor sense of smell?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married women: 'When is your husband more likely to notice your new dress - when you wear it or when he sees the bill?' How many said the bill? | |
| We asked 100 nightwatchmen: 'Have you ever seen a ghost?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 pet shop owners: 'Would you sell a hamster to a hungry looking person?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 air hostesses: 'If the pilot of your plane turned up with a parachute, would you be concerned?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 policemen: 'Have you ever arrested someone who was such an incompetent criminal, you actually felt sorry for them? How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 school children: 'If your school burned down, would you be happy or sad?' How many said happy? | |
| We asked 100 butchers: 'Which would worry you more, a visit from the Income Tax or a visit from Public Health?' How many said Public Health? | |
| We asked 100 married men: 'If your wife wanted you to wear a homing device so she always knew where you were, would you wear it?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 prision inmates: 'Did you ever lie to your lawyer?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 single woman: 'When having a medical examination, would you feel more comfortable if the doctor undressed as well?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married couples: 'Do you think it should be easier for people to obtain a divorce?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 female wrestlers: 'Are you frightened of spiders?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 policewomen: 'Has a man ever tried to chat you up after you'd arrested him?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married men: 'when your wife nags you, do you usually deserve it?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 barmaids: 'Have you ever deliberately spilt a drink on a customer's lap?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 sea fishermen: 'Do you believe in weather forecasts?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 bald headed men: 'Would you be prepared to marry a bold headed woman?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 dare-devils: 'How you ever been afraid of going to the dentist?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 engaged men: 'If your future father-in-law offered you £100,000 not to marry his daughter, would you agree to call off the wedding?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 policemen: 'If you caught your mother speeding, would you giver her a ticket?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 pilots: 'Have you ever been afraid of heights?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 children aged 11-14: 'Do you think school children should be allowed to go on strike?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 advertising executives: 'Do you think you could sell ice cream to the eskimos?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 sailors: 'Have you ever been sea sick?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married Japanese women: 'Have you ever kissed your husband in a public place?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 shop assistants: 'do you believe the customer is always right?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 divorced women: 'Was it your fault the marriage broke up?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 bus drivers: 'Have you ever deliberately driven through a puddle to soak a pedestrian?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 divorced women: 'If reincarnation were possible, is there a good chance your ex-husband would come back as a rat?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 small shop keepers: 'If you went into someone else's shop and the assistant gave you too much change, would you tell them about it?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 Irishmen: 'Are you tired of hearing Irish jokes?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 Scotsmen: 'Do you hate the sound of bagpipes?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 bald headed men: 'Do you still suffer from dandruff?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 taxi drivers: 'Who are better tippers, men or women?' How many said men? | |
| We asked 100 millionaires: 'Are you satisfied with the amount of money you've got?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 men: 'If you attended a miss nude beauty pegeant, would you bring binoculars with you?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 people in Alaska: 'Do you sleep in the nude?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married men: 'If you saw a doll that looked like your mother-in-law, would you be tempted to stick pins in it? How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 TV producers: 'Do you think TV stars are overpaid?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married men who own dogs: 'when you come home from work, who greets you first, your dog or your wife?' How many said thier dog? | |
| We asked 100 people in Italy: 'Do you think politicians are basically honest?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 pensioners: 'Do you think life was better before we had TV?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 clergymen: 'Have you ever found buttons in your collection plate?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 policemen: 'Have you ever wished for a crime to occur, just to relieve the boredom? How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 dustbin men: 'Do you have a poor sense of smell?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 married women: 'When is your husband more likely to notice your new dress - when you wear it or when he sees the bill?' How many said the bill? | |
| We asked 100 nightwatchmen: 'Have you ever seen a ghost?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 pet shop owners: 'Would you sell a hamster to a hungry looking person?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 air hostesses: 'If the pilot of your plane turned up with a parachute, would you be concerned?' How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 policemen: 'Have you ever arrested someone who was such an incompetent criminal, you actually felt sorry for them? How many said yes? | |
| We asked 100 school children: 'If your school burned down, would you be happy or sad?' How many said happy? | |
| We asked 100 butchers: 'Which would worry you more, a visit from the Income Tax or a visit from Public Health?' How many said Public Health? | |
| We asked 100 married men: 'If your wife wanted you to wear a homing device so she always knew where you were, would you wear it?' How many said yes? | |
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