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Scarlett Johansson ‘Too Distracting’ For The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Role (coughleakedpicturescough)

October 31st, 2013 By Mof Gimmers

Hey! Hollywood! Well done! You’ve done well by pointing out that some actresses are much prettier than others. Bless you for that. We really didn’t know who to approach the whole thing and you went and said.

Just like that. You just came right out and spoke without a care in the world.

Basically, you went and said that Scarlett Johansson was far too beautiful to play the role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo films. The girl playing her now? She must be thrilled and all set to burn those self-shot pictures she was going to leak all by herself, now that hacker is in prison.

Hollywood Hacker Apologises For Sharing Beautiful Naked Humans With Us

October 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Isn’t it great to see a superstar in an unguarded moment. They only let us see what they want us to see or generally portray themselves as something other than the real them entirely. Just like everyone, really.

However, these people are famous and more attractive and generally nicer to gawp at than Flubbo down the street with his roll-ups, carrier bags and back boobs.

And so, Florida’s Chris Chaney lightened up our days by hacking into celebrity email accounts and stealing naked pictures that they’d taken of themselves (to share with other people because, and this is nice to know, they’re all just as sexually needy as we, the people, and still need to impress people with self-shot nudey snaps) and giving them to us. And now he’d like to say sorry.

FBI Arrest Celebrity Phone Hacker And Have A Quick Look At His Amazing Hard Drive

October 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when we all saw Scarlett Johansson naked? Remember? And the internet melted? That was a fun time wasn’t it? Of course, we broke the story before anyone else and no-one noticed and we’re totally not bitter about it. At all. Nope. We don’t keep going over it in our head.

We’ll murder someone for this.

Anyway, friend of hecklerspray, Christopher Chaney from Jacksonville Florida, has been arrested as part of a year long investigation of celebrity hacking called Operation Hackerazzi. Great name for an operation. We would’ve called it Operation Celebritits. Either way, arrests have been made! WAHOO! AND IT WASN’T US GETTING CUFFED!

Scarlett Johansson Talks About Leaked Photos While World Just Wants To See More Boob Action

September 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Do you want to see leaked (by us) naked photosets of the hecklerspray writers? Of course you don’t. Collectively, we look like the melted waxwork tit of a gentleman pensioner. Firm, young, attractive celebrities are a different matter of course!

So when Scarlett Johansson accidentally ended up showing everyone more than intended, everyone exploded with excitement for three seconds before realising that seeing an actress in a state of undress isn’t at all peculiar.

Maybe it was catching her in a candid moment, naked as herself rather than a character, that got people wanting to ogle. Either way, she wasn’t happy and now, for the first time, she’s talking about it all. With her boobs out.

Readers’ Letters – Some Scripture For Bill Murray [Video]

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

There’s nothing weirder than finding people who are so obsessed with something that they’re willing to go to any length of internet-based conflict in order to defend their nonsensical beliefs. It is a trait most often seen in fans of Muse, Twilight, INXS, Queen and, quite inexplicably, Larry David. There are few things that hecklerspray writers love more than these people. The ‘whine’ of fans.

And so we come to our weekly perusal of our post, the time that- for us- is the closest we’ll ever come to having sex with Ann Widdicombe. We approach the post bag with a mixture of terror and morbid curiosity with only a modicum of sexual excitement, we reach out our shaking, clammy paws.

Find out what becomes of us over the jump…

Finally! Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis’ Nude Photos Story!

October 31st, 2013 By Mof Gimmers

Despite looking like an Eagle-Eye Action Man, Justin Timberlake is a very fancied man. This is because he’s rich, can sing, dance and… crucially… has a self-deprecating sense of humour. Oh, swoon. If only he’d grow his Pot Noodle hair out again.

Mila Kunis meanwhile, is just really fit and went down on Natalie Portman in Black Swan, keeping your underpant botherers in mucky daydreams for a lifetime.

However, the most exciting thing concerning this pair is the news that some nudes have been leaked a la Scarlett Johansson. Wanna know more? Course you do.

Readers’ Letters: In Which You All Dribble Over Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts [Video]

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Every week, we have the unfortunate task of picking our way through your crusted correspondence to find the most depraved, hideous scrawlings to put on the site for everyone to laugh at. This week, it was a little bit easier as our drooling mass of a readership left a slug trail right to some of the most sexually-charged content that has ever deposited itself in our post bag thanks to a certain Ms. Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, everyone’s favourite bombshell had her phone hacked as hecklerspray brought the curious masses a skin-exclusive and everyone wanted to get in touch to reveal their masturbatory habits. There’s also veiled threats from Kasabian’s representatives, a singing Michael Jackson and a screaming INXS nutter, all with Editor Mof just over the jump.

First Scarlett Johansson And Now Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba And Mila Kunis To Have Leaked Naked Photos?

August 19th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

So, by now, you will have seen or at least become aware that Scarlett Johansson had some self-shot naked pictures leaked yesterday. That’s right. We’ve all seen her T&A now.

If you haven’t seen them (what have you been doing? Living in a cave?), click here and, no, they’re not safe for work.

Legally, we still have to add that we’re not 100% certain that they’re genuine (someone’s a bit good with photoshop if not), but adding to the credibility of the snaps is the news coming through that Johansson has asked the FBI to find out just who leaked the photographs. It wasn’t us. We could hack through cobwebs, let alone the photos from someone’s phone. However, there’s more rumours circulating that Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis should be feeling a little nervous today as there’s mutterings of nudes appearing of this pair.

Wait! What? Leaked NSFW Naked Scarlett Johansson Photographs?

January 14th, 2017 By Mof Gimmers

Chances are, you’re a human. Or thereabouts. If that’s the case, then there’s a very strong chance that you find Scarlett Johansson sexually attractive.

If that happens to be true, then you’ll be thrilled to learn that pictures which appear to contain the Hollywood star with no clothes on, have emerged online.

Yes. They’re over the jump and they’re no exactly safe to be viewed at work, okay?

Ryan Reynolds And Charlize Theron Are Dating To Become World’s Dumbest Couple

July 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Ryan Reynolds – man that is made entirely of gym instructions – and Charlize Theron – a woman designed to occupy thongs – have apparently been dating for months, and were both so simple minded (much like cows in a field) that they forgot to tell anyone… including themselves.

A source close to the pair has revealed to at least four people who were half-listening, that the pair are officially ‘in a relationship’, telling reporters: “They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”

Presumably, even Charlize Theron doesn’t want to admit that she’s going steady with the man responsible for the dreadful, dreadful Green Lantern film.

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