[Intro]
Ride them, cowboy

[Verse 1]
Let's ride the city bus
Let's ride it clean on the yellow line
Ride the circuit rapid transit
Ride it on the road to Utopia

[Chorus]
Get on the bus
Get on the bus
Get on the bus
Get on the bus

[Verse 2]
The 22 Clark bus approached Fullerton Parkway
The city bus was ready to move
The passengers boarded the city bus
When the stoplight turned green
The 22 Clark bus took off

[Chorus]
Get on the bus
Get on the bus
Get on the bus
Get on the bus

[Verse 3]
The 22 Clark bus passed me up
I picked up a rock and threw it at the bus
Then I called the bus driver a fucking jerk
I told him to suck a camel's ass and fuck off

[Chorus]
Get on the bus
Get on the bus
Get on the bus
Get on the bus

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi, uh-huh