The Best Quotes From The Movie 'Friends With Benefits'
If you're a movie fan looking for some of the most hilarious, romantic, and memorable moments in cinema history, then look no further than our list of the top Friends with Benefits movie quotes. Voted and ranked by our passionate community of film enthusiasts, these lines are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, swoon with delight or even shed a tear.
From Justin Timberlake's smooth-talking charm to Mila Kunis' quick-witted banter, this list has it all. But what makes these movies so special? Is it their relatable characters? Their clever scripts? Or perhaps just that undeniable chemistry between the leads?
Whatever it is that draws us to this film, one thing is certain: it has left an indelible mark on pop culture and continues to be beloved by fans around the world. So whether you're a die-hard rom-com aficionado or simply looking for some feel-good entertainment, we invite you to join us as we countdown the best Friends with Benefits movie quotes.
And don't forget to vote up your favorites – after all, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing your favorite line take home the top spot.
- 1128 VOTES
Who You Spend Saturday With
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Tommy: "You know what I discovered - it's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with...feel me Felix?"
Words of wisdom from Tommy, without question. Friday night: Slam Piece. Saturday All Day: Relationship.
Dylan: "Yeah, I get it Tommy."
Tommy: "Yeah, you don't. I'm out." (jumps in his boat)
Dylan: "You have a boat?!'
Tommy: "I live in Jersey, and I ain't taking no ferry - unless it's out to dinner and a show!" - 264 VOTES
I Want My Best Friend Back
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation LicenseDylan: "Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her." - 317 VOTES
Manipulation
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Dylan: "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
Good answer Jamie, and very truthful.
Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies." - 424 VOTES
Let's Play Tennis
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Jamie: "I miss sex."
And there you go, the idea is born, the seed is planted. These two are gonna play tennis, with absolutely no strings and no complications. Yeah, right.
Dylan: "I miss sex too."
Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
Jamie: "And emotion!"
Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
Dylan: "Let's play tennis!" - 541 VOTES
Emotionally Damaged
Photo: flickr / CC0Jamie: "You're emotionally unavailable?"
Jamie and Dylan both get dumped by significant others who are quick to point out their various faults. Mr. Emotionally Unavailable, meet Ms. Emotionally Damaged!
Dylan: "Oh, yeah."
Jamie: "I'm emotionally damaged!" - 625 VOTES
Your Body is a Wonderland
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BYKayla: "We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
Seriously Dylan, that's like in the Dating Handbook, and by now it may be an actual Dating Commandment: Thou Shalt NOT Miss 'Your Body is a Wonderland.' Ever.
Dylan: "Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
Kayla: "It was f**king 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland." - 714 VOTES
Shut Up Katherine Heigl
Photo: Metaweb / CC-BYJamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"
Yep Jamie, life is definitely NOT like a Katherine Heigl movie, be it 'The Ugly Truth' or 'Knocked Up' or '27 Dresses' or...whatever else. - 811 VOTES
Should Be Fine
Dylan: (After Jamie gets naked) "I can work with that."
The beginnings of a beautiful tennis match!
Jamie: "'Kay." (Dylan gets naked) "Should be fine." - 97 VOTES
Slam Piece
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Lorna: "So my daughter is just your slam piece?"
Jamie's mom, Lorna (Patricia Clarkson), seems to have absolutely no problem with her daughter's arrangement with Dylan.
Dylan: "No, uh."
Lorna: "Just kidding - slam away!" - 1010 VOTES
Really Big Eyes
Photo: flickr / CC0Jamie: "Let me just ask you a quick question? And just know that I am not at all crushed by this break up. So, be honest. Why?"
Quincy: "Is this a trick?"
Jamie: "No. Just pure anthropological research."
Quincy: "Okay. You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you're more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who's doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you're actually really emotionally damaged. Also, you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes."
Jamie: "Thank you. That's enough." - 1110 VOTES
Lock That Down
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Jamie: "No emotions, just sex."
Jamie means business - no emotions, just sex.
Dylan: "I guess we should just start."
Jamie: "Bedroom!"
Dylan: "What's wrong with the couch?"
Jamie: "The bedroom has better light, and since we're just friends I don't have to be insecure about my body."
Dylan: "Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing to...."
Jamie: "No no no no no! That sounds emotionally supportive...lock that down!"
Dylan: "Your ass is a little bony."
Jamie: "Much better." - 1212 VOTES
Third Eye Blind
Photo: Metaweb / CC-BYJamie: "Are we getting too old for this?"
Yeah Jamie, that is definitely Third Eye Blind, though given your current um, situation, we understand if it temporarily escapes your memory. Oh wait, maybe it's Semisonic? Never mind. Enjoy sexy time with Dylan...
Dylan: "Sex?"
Jamie: "Casual sex, it's still so college-y."
Dylan: "I can sing some Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "Okay."
Dylan: "Closing time, one last call for alcohol so..."
Jamie: "That's not Third Eye Blind."
Dylan: "I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "No." - 139 VOTES
Really Into Cargo Pants
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BYDylan: "Did you do a background check on me?"
Jamie: "How could you possibly max out an Old Navy card?!"
Dylan: "I was just out of college and really into cargo pants." - 148 VOTES
Highly Inappropriate
Photo: flickr / CC0Tommy: "The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small."
Dylan's buddy Tommy (Woody Harrelson) has some of the best lines in 'Friends With Benefits,' including this one. Apparently at this point, he doesn't know the nature of Dylan and Jamie's little arrangement.
Dylan: "We're not together."
Tommy: "That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize." - 1515 VOTES
Special Time
Dylan (to Jamie): "Is it your special time? They have an app for that. No wait..." (looks at phone) "No, you're good to go."
Another example of a great quote - this movie is chock full of them...
