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Family Guy

All Episodes 1995 - 2024
TV-14

  • 2018-01-11T02:30:00Zs at 2018-01-11T02:30:00Z on FOX
  • 1999-02-01T02:30:00Z
  • 22m
  • 6d 13h 30m (423 episodes)
  • Seth MacFarlane
  • United States
  • English
  • 20th Century Fox Television + 3 more, Fuzzy Door Productions, 20th Television Animation, 20th Television
  • Animation, Comedy
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

472 episodes

When Stewie sees a man who looks just like him on TV, he's convinced that he must be his real father. Stewie sets off on a cross-country road trip to find him, but his incredible journey leads to outrageous discoveries.

The making of the music video for Stewie's Sexy Party.

Interview with Rob Corddry to promote new tv series The Winner.

1995-01-02T02:30:00Z

Special 5 The Life of Larry

This short clip created by Seth MacFarlane featured a middle-aged slob named Larry Cummings, his cynical talking dog, Steve, supportive wife Lois, and pudgy teenage son Milt. The film begins with a live-action segment where MacFarlane, as himself, briefly describes the show and its characters. The film includes many of the same gags that would appear in the first few episodes of Family Guy, such as the Star Trek parody in "I Never Met the Dead Man." The live-action footage of MacFarlane was referenced in the Adult Swim bumps of MacFarlane introducing his favorite episodes of Family Guy, noticeably the nonchalant line, "Oh, hi there. You scared the crap out of me." In the bumps, he sat in a chair by a fireplace of a study, as in the short.

1997-04-29T01:30:00Z

Special 6 Larry & Steve

Special 6 Larry & Steve

  • 1997-04-29T01:30:00Z22m

This short begins with Steve in front of a camcorder recording an SOS tape for somebody to come and save him from his bumbling owner, Larry. Steve recounts for the tape the misadventures that have ensued ever since Larry bought Steve from the dog pound, focusing on a series of misadventures and hijinks that ensued when the pair went to the mall to buy items for Larry's apartment. While at the mall, the two destroy nearly everything. Larry, looking for a light bulb for his bedside lamp, puts in a high-wattage lighthouse bulb, then criticizes Steve for saying that wasn't a good idea, commenting that he didn't go to kindergarten for 12 years because he was stupid (it was because he got his foot caught in the radiator). When Larry plugs the lamp in, it turns into a wide lightsaber and he cuts the store in half. As this is happening, Larry references the "Luke, I am your father..." line from the movie The Empire Strikes Back by saying "Luke, this is your landlord. You still haven't returned my Weedwacker."

1998-12-21T02:30:00Z

Special 7 Family Guy (Pilot)

The original Pilot of Family Guy, included from the Season 1 DVD set.

2005-05-02T01:30:00Z

Special 8 Saving Family Guy

Cast talks about how Family Guy was re-born after being canceled by the Fox.

"The Family Guy 100th Episode Special" is a special episode from the sixth season of Family Guy. The episode aired on November 4, 2007, and was followed by the actual 100th episode, "Stewie Kills Lois". It was hosted by Seth MacFarlane, who presented the funniest clips of all 99 previous episodes. This is also the only episode to credit Lacey Chabert, Meg's voice artist in the first production season, who was not credited in earlier episodes due to a contractual agreement.

Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special takes a look at how the multi award winning animation show was originally created. A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peak clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.

Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special goes behind the scenes of the hit animation comedy Family Guy. A must for all fans, it includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season 8 and an inside look at how the show is created.

Stewie and Brians Emmy introduction for the 2007 awards.

Tour of Family Guy Studio

2008-07-27T01:30:00Z

Special 14 Comic-Con 2008

Special 14 Comic-Con 2008

  • 2008-07-27T01:30:00Z22m

Animated and live-action comedy sketches, along with live-action performances of "Family Guy" musical numbers, featuring series creator Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein.

In this deleted song from FAMILY GUY where Stewie takes over the White House (the one where Lois has to kill him) a song was deleted out of the final television broadcast. The song details all the people who will not be missed when Stewie will make examples of people he sees as undesirable.

The who's who of animated comedy series Family Guy, narrated by Chris Addison. 20 of the most loved characters are counted down in order of who amassed the most on-screen time. The show includes interviews with the cast and creators, comments from celebrity fans and exclusive clips from season 9.

In this episode of FOX Behind the scenes, Fox gives us a look behind the scenes of their new hilarious animation series Family Guy.

2011-05-09T01:30:00Z

Special 19 Groundbreaking Gags

Documentary which takes a look at the groundbreaking gags that have shaped and defined the world's most controversial cartoon. Narrator Robert Webb is joined by a host of British comic talent including Paul O'Grady, Shappi Khorsandi and Blake Harrison, all keen to dissect their favourite Family Guy jokes. With classic clips from Family Guy's rich archive and exclusive sneak peeks at the forthcoming new season.

2012-11-12T02:30:00Z

Special 20 200 Episodes Later

Family Guy fans get a behind-the-scenes look at this irreverent comedy’s most outrageous moments, through fascinating interviews with creator Seth MacFarlane and voice actors Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Additionally, the special will give fans an exclusive glimpse into the cast and crew’s 200th episode party in Los Angeles, from the red carpet to MacFarlane serenading the party-goers, accompanied by an orchestra.

Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother but the couple of the child she's carrying dies and she's forced to make a decision whether or not to terminate the pregnancy.

2019-03-30T01:30:00Z

Special 22 New Phone, Who Dis

Special 22 New Phone, Who Dis

  • 2019-03-30T01:30:00Z22m

This a curious special case, because already in the original TV version, is that you can listen to the Griffins in Fox's studio all the time, as they allegedly record a DVD audio commentary. It was originally aired as a fictional in-universe episode from the episode "You Can't Handle the Booth!", the raw episode without the commentary was released as a special feature in the Family Guy Season 17 DVD box set. Lois gets cold feet, when the newly released iPhone causes her family to lose touch with the world around them. Meanwhile, Quagmire becomes a woodworker to impress chicks and later give them another kind of wood work. Lois insists on showing them a life before such distractions, taking them to a colonial recreation town but Peter refuses to go by pretending to be sick, where he then manages to get his head stuck in the stair railings when he drops a meatball on his way upstairs. When the family returns, they manage to get their heads stuck in the railings as well.

2019-04-01T01:30:00Z

Special 23 Episode 23

Special 23 Episode 23

  • 2019-04-01T01:30:00Z51m

2019-04-01T01:30:00Z

Special 24 Episode 24

Special 24 Episode 24

  • 2019-04-01T01:30:00Z22m

2019-04-01T01:30:00Z

Special 25 Episode 25

Special 25 Episode 25

  • 2019-04-01T01:30:00Z22m

This 10 minute featurette goes into the production of the Family Guy episode "The Road to the Multiverse".

James Lipton interviews the creative team behind the Emmy-winning animated TV laugher "Family Guy." Included: creator and executive producer Seth MacFarlane (voice of Peter, Stewie, Brian and Quagmire); Alex Borstein (voice of Lois); Mike Henry (Cleveland); and Seth Green (Chris).

Film at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. The cast does a live table read, ad-libs scenes and performs some musical numbers.

Cast of Family Guy reads S08E21 "Partial Terms of Endearment" episode live on stage.

Helen, an animal rights activist, protests that keeping animals locked up in the zoo is cruel and unusual. The zookeeper allows her to take three animals of the zoo to see if they fair better in public on their own.

Invited to Letterman Digital Arts Center

Making of Blue Harvest

Blue Harvest Storyboard

Blue Harvest Deleted Scenes

Blue Harvest Script Read

Series Premiere

1999-02-01T02:30:00Z

1x01 Death Has a Shadow

Series Premiere

1x01 Death Has a Shadow

  • 1999-02-01T02:30:00Z22m

After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

1999-04-12T01:30:00Z

1x02 I Never Met the Dead Man

While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

1999-04-19T01:30:00Z

1x03 Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

1999-04-26T01:30:00Z

1x04 Mind Over Murder

1x04 Mind Over Murder

  • 1999-04-26T01:30:00Z22m

At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

1999-05-02T01:30:00Z

1x05 A Hero Sits Next Door

1x05 A Hero Sits Next Door

  • 1999-05-02T01:30:00Z22m

When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

1999-05-03T01:30:00Z

1x06 The Son Also Draws

1x06 The Son Also Draws

  • 1999-05-03T01:30:00Z22m

Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

Season Finale

1999-05-16T01:30:00Z

1x07 Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season Finale

1x07 Brian: Portrait of a Dog

  • 1999-05-16T01:30:00Z22m

When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

Season Premiere

1999-09-24T01:30:00Z

2x01 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Season Premiere

2x01 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

  • 1999-09-24T01:30:00Z22m

Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

1999-10-01T01:30:00Z

2x02 Holy Crap

2x02 Holy Crap

  • 1999-10-01T01:30:00Z22m

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

1999-12-27T02:30:00Z

2x03 Da Boom

2x03 Da Boom

  • 1999-12-27T02:30:00Z22m

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

2000-03-08T02:30:00Z

2x04 Brian in Love

2x04 Brian in Love

  • 2000-03-08T02:30:00Z22m

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

2000-03-15T02:30:00Z

2x05 Love Thy Trophy

2x05 Love Thy Trophy

  • 2000-03-15T02:30:00Z22m

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

2000-03-22T02:30:00Z

2x06 Death Is a Bitch

2x06 Death Is a Bitch

  • 2000-03-22T02:30:00Z22m

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

2000-03-29T02:30:00Z

2x07 The King Is Dead

2x07 The King Is Dead

  • 2000-03-29T02:30:00Z22m

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

2000-03-29T02:30:00Z

2x08 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

2000-04-05T01:30:00Z

2x09 If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

2x09 If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

  • 2000-04-05T01:30:00Z22m

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

2000-04-12T01:30:00Z

2x10 Running Mates

2x10 Running Mates

  • 2000-04-12T01:30:00Z22m

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

2000-04-26T01:30:00Z

2x12 Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

2000-05-31T01:30:00Z

2x13 Road to Rhode Island

2x13 Road to Rhode Island

  • 2000-05-31T01:30:00Z22m

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

2000-06-07T01:30:00Z

2x14 Let's Go to the Hop

2x14 Let's Go to the Hop

  • 2000-06-07T01:30:00Z22m

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.

2000-06-14T01:30:00Z

2x15 Dammit Janet

2x15 Dammit Janet

  • 2000-06-14T01:30:00Z22m

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

2000-06-28T01:30:00Z

2x17 He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

2000-07-13T01:30:00Z

2x18 E. Peterbus Unum

2x18 E. Peterbus Unum

  • 2000-07-13T01:30:00Z22m

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

2000-07-19T01:30:00Z

2x19 The Story on Page One

2x19 The Story on Page One

  • 2000-07-19T01:30:00Z22m

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

2000-07-26T01:30:00Z

2x20 Wasted Talent

2x20 Wasted Talent

  • 2000-07-26T01:30:00Z22m

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

Season Finale

2000-08-02T01:30:00Z

2x21 Fore Father

Season Finale

2x21 Fore Father

  • 2000-08-02T01:30:00Z22m

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Season Premiere

2001-07-12T01:30:00Z

3x01 The Thin White Line (1)

Season Premiere

3x01 The Thin White Line (1)

  • 2001-07-12T01:30:00Z22m

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

2001-07-19T01:30:00Z

3x02 Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

2001-08-09T01:30:00Z

3x05 And the Wiener Is...

3x05 And the Wiener Is...

  • 2001-08-09T01:30:00Z22m

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

2001-08-16T01:30:00Z

3x06 Death Lives

3x06 Death Lives

  • 2001-08-16T01:30:00Z22m

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

2001-08-23T01:30:00Z

3x07 Lethal Weapons

3x07 Lethal Weapons

  • 2001-08-23T01:30:00Z22m

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

2001-09-06T01:30:00Z

3x09 Mr. Saturday Knight

3x09 Mr. Saturday Knight

  • 2001-09-06T01:30:00Z22m

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

2001-09-20T01:30:00Z

3x10 Fish out of Water

3x10 Fish out of Water

  • 2001-09-20T01:30:00Z22m

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

2001-10-09T01:30:00Z

3x11 Emission Impossible

3x11 Emission Impossible

  • 2001-10-09T01:30:00Z22m

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

2001-11-16T02:30:00Z

3x12 To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

2001-11-30T02:30:00Z

3x13 Screwed the Pooch

3x13 Screwed the Pooch

  • 2001-11-30T02:30:00Z22m

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

Mid Season Finale

2001-12-22T02:30:00Z

3x16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Mid Season Finale

3x16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

  • 2001-12-22T02:30:00Z22m

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

2002-01-25T02:30:00Z

3x18 From Method to Madness

3x18 From Method to Madness

  • 2002-01-25T02:30:00Z22m

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

2002-02-08T02:30:00Z

3x20 Road to Europe

3x20 Road to Europe

  • 2002-02-08T02:30:00Z22m

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

2002-02-15T02:30:00Z

3x21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

Season Finale

2004-12-11T02:30:00Z

3x22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Season Finale

3x22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

  • 2004-12-11T02:30:00Z22m

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

Season Premiere

2005-05-02T01:30:00Z

4x01 North by North Quahog

Season Premiere

4x01 North by North Quahog

  • 2005-05-02T01:30:00Z22m

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

2005-05-16T01:30:00Z

4x03 Blind Ambition

4x03 Blind Ambition

  • 2005-05-16T01:30:00Z22m

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

2005-06-06T01:30:00Z

4x04 Don't Make Me Over

4x04 Don't Make Me Over

  • 2005-06-06T01:30:00Z22m

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."

When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.

2005-06-20T01:30:00Z

4x06 Petarded

4x06 Petarded

  • 2005-06-20T01:30:00Z22m

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

2005-06-27T01:30:00Z

4x07 Brian the Bachelor

4x07 Brian the Bachelor

  • 2005-06-27T01:30:00Z22m

"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.

2005-07-25T01:30:00Z

4x10 Model Misbehavior

4x10 Model Misbehavior

  • 2005-07-25T01:30:00Z22m

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

2005-09-12T01:30:00Z

4x11 Peter's Got Woods

4x11 Peter's Got Woods

  • 2005-09-12T01:30:00Z22m

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

2005-09-19T01:30:00Z

4x12 Perfect Castaway

4x12 Perfect Castaway

  • 2005-09-19T01:30:00Z22m

When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.

2005-09-26T01:30:00Z

4x13 Jungle Love

4x13 Jungle Love

  • 2005-09-26T01:30:00Z22m

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

2005-11-07T02:30:00Z

4x14 PTV

4x14 PTV

  • 2005-11-07T02:30:00Z22m

After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts from the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV and censor all controversial material in Quahog.

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.

2005-11-28T02:30:00Z

4x17 The Fat Guy Strangler

4x17 The Fat Guy Strangler

  • 2005-11-28T02:30:00Z22m

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the “Fat Man Strangler” be?

Mid Season Finale

2005-12-19T02:30:00Z

4x18 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

Mid Season Finale

4x18 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

  • 2005-12-19T02:30:00Z22m

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

2006-01-09T02:30:00Z

4x19 Brian Sings and Swings

4x19 Brian Sings and Swings

  • 2006-01-09T02:30:00Z22m

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.

2006-01-30T02:30:00Z

4x20 Patriot Games

4x20 Patriot Games

  • 2006-01-30T02:30:00Z22m

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.

2006-03-13T02:30:00Z

4x21 I Take Thee Quagmire

4x21 I Take Thee Quagmire

  • 2006-03-13T02:30:00Z22m

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.

2006-03-27T02:30:00Z

4x22 Sibling Rivalry

4x22 Sibling Rivalry

  • 2006-03-27T02:30:00Z22m

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.

2006-04-10T01:30:00Z

4x23 Deep Throats

4x23 Deep Throats

  • 2006-04-10T01:30:00Z22m

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.

2006-04-24T01:30:00Z

4x24 Peterotica

4x24 Peterotica

  • 2006-04-24T01:30:00Z22m

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.

Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.

2006-05-08T01:30:00Z

4x26 Petergeist

4x26 Petergeist

  • 2006-05-08T01:30:00Z22m

Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.

2006-05-22T01:30:00Z

4x28 Stewie B. Goode

4x28 Stewie B. Goode

  • 2006-05-22T01:30:00Z22m

After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.

2006-05-22T01:30:00Z

4x29 Bango Was His Name Oh!

4x29 Bango Was His Name Oh!

  • 2006-05-22T01:30:00Z22m

Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.

Season Finale

2006-05-22T01:30:00Z

4x30 Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season Finale

4x30 Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

  • 2006-05-22T01:30:00Z22m

Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.

Season Premiere

2006-09-11T01:30:00Z

5x01 Stewie Loves Lois

Season Premiere

5x01 Stewie Loves Lois

  • 2006-09-11T01:30:00Z22m

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

2006-09-18T01:30:00Z

5x02 Mother Tucker

5x02 Mother Tucker

  • 2006-09-18T01:30:00Z22m

Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.

2006-09-25T01:30:00Z

5x03 Hell Comes to Quahog

5x03 Hell Comes to Quahog

  • 2006-09-25T01:30:00Z22m

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

2006-11-06T02:30:00Z

5x04 Saving Private Brian

5x04 Saving Private Brian

  • 2006-11-06T02:30:00Z22m

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

2006-11-20T02:30:00Z

5x06 Prick Up Your Ears

5x06 Prick Up Your Ears

  • 2006-11-20T02:30:00Z22m

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

2006-11-27T02:30:00Z

5x07 Chick Cancer

5x07 Chick Cancer

  • 2006-11-27T02:30:00Z22m