Season 10 Episode 1006 | 45m 35s | Video has closed captioning.
Martin and Louisa go to London for his keynote address at the Imperial College Obstetrics Conference. All does not go smoothly: Martin is accidentally headbutted while saving a choking woman, and then his ex-flame Sophie causes a scene at the reception. Back in Portwenn, Penhale proves to be both a hindrance and a help to Janice as she babysits. Guest starring Hermione Norris (Cold Feet, Luther).
Aired: 10/12/23
♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -Leave in 20 minutes?
-Yeah.
Janice will be here any second.
-Are we still confident about leaving her alone with the children?
-Look, we've been over this.
She is their babysitter.
And Ruth's gonna be keeping an eye on her.
-That's not a "yes."
-Martin, a-are you nervous?
-A little, yeah.
Sometimes I'm wonder if she's capable of focusing on anything at all, let alone looking after small children.
-No, I-I meant about London and the Imperial conference.
-Oh, no.
It's just a lecture.
-Well, it's not just a lecture, it's keynote speaker.
It's a really big deal.
And I think it's gonna be fun.
It's our first trip away since -- Well, since forever.
And I will miss them, but, you know... -19 minutes.
I'll put the bags in the car.
-Okay.
Come on.
Eat up, sweetie.
[ Dog barks ] -Get out.
Ruth.
-I read your lecture.
-And?
-It was good.
In fact, it's very good.
-Oh, thank you.
Listen, you promise you'll keep an eye on Janice, won't you?
-Oh, stop worrying.
-Have you hidden a kidney or a bit of spleen in here?
-Oh, no, of course not.
-Good.
-Oh, I'm so envious of you, Martin.
It's a long time since I was in the academic spotlight.
You may get used to it.
By the way, the dog's in the car.
-What?
Oh.
Get out!
Thank you.
Here's the children's schedule.
It's most important in the evening.
Dinnertime, followed by educational play time, followed by bath time, then a story, and then bed at 7:00 exactly.
-Dinner, play, story, bath, bed.
Gotcha.
-No.
Bath, story, bed.
-That's what I said.
-No, you didn't.
-Dinner, play, story, bed, bath... H-Hang -- Hang on.
That's not it.
-It's all there on the list.
-Oh, you forgot to mention Chicken.
He's fed at breakfast and dinnertime.
-Yes, and he's not to get any scraps from the table, and he's not allowed on any of the furniture.
The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
And if anything goes wrong, anything at all, call us immediately.
-Yeah, yeah.
We'll be absolutely fine.
Right, let's get your briefcase and get you ready for school.
-Oh, I think I might have left it under the stairs.
-Okay.
-I'll send Ruth a message, make sure she's gonna come and keep an eye on her.
-I'm sure there's no need for that, but if it makes you feel better.
-Why are you whispering?
-We don't want Janice to think we're constantly checking up on her.
-Why not?
She might buck up.
-Martin.
-All set.
You don't have to worry, you know.
I'm perfectly capable.
-No, it's not that.
It's just that we've never left them for so long and it's hard not to feel guilty.
[ Sighs ] Will you call me before you put them to bed?
-Sure thing, boss.
-Yeah.
-Bye, James.
-Bye-bye.
See you, sweetie.
Be good.
-Bye!
-Bye!
-Bye!
-Bye!
-We're gonna have a great time.
At least you know I'm up to the job.
♪♪ ♪♪ [ Indistinct chatter ] Okay.
See you later.
Bye.
Hiya.
Where you off to?
-Well, since the surgery is closed, me and Al are going to Newquay for the day.
-Can I ask you something?
Does the doc trust you to do a good job?
-Well, as much as he trusts anyone, so not really.
-Pram.
-Pram?
Pram!
That could've happened to anyone.
-You're gonna be great.
-Okay.
♪♪ [ Women shouting, laughing ] -Ellingham.
Doctor and Mrs. Two aisle seats, please.
-Enjoy your flight.
-Thank you.
-[ Gasps ] Oh, no way!
It's the doc.
Oh, and my old teacher.
Miss, uh -- Miss... -Trudy Braithwaite.
Hello.
No, I was Miss Glasson.
I'm Mrs. Ellingham now.
-Oh, I'd heard you'd married the doc.
I'm getting hitched myself soon.
-I can see that.
Congratulations.
-Are you two going to London as well?
-We are, yeah.
-Well, see you on the plane!
[ Laughter ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Laughter ] -Shots please.
-Oh.
Okay.
Yes.
-Yes, please.
-Yeah.
Thank you.
-Just ignore them.
It's a short flight.
I'm not gonna let them spoil our first trip away.
-Hey!
-Alright, go!
[ All groan ] [ Laughter ] -Doc!
Doc!
[ Laughter ] -Whoo-whoo!
-The girls wanna know what we can do to avoid a hangover.
We're gonna have a big night.
-Don't drink.
-The seat belt sign is on.
You'll need to return to your seat.
-Alright, alright.
I'm going.
-[ Choking ] -What's the matter?
-Trudy?
-What's the matter?
-Somebody help!
Doc!
-Trudy!
-Martin.
-Doc!
-Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
-She's choking.
-Oh, my God.
She's choking.
-Let me through.
I'm a doctor.
-She's choking.
I think she needs the Heimlich.
-Well, there isn't enough room.
All right.
Turn to face me.
-[ Choking ] Right.
I'm going to hit you hard.
-Why are you gonna hit Trudy?
We need somebody to help her!
-Sit down.
-Stop talking.
-Bloody hell.
Thanks, Doc.
Sorry.
-You could have died.
Stop drinking so much.
All of you.
-He's right.
Stay in your seats and stop drinking.
-Oh, God.
-That was scary.
Are you okay?
-S-- -Is she gonna be okay?
-Yeah, I think so.
-You sure you're alright?
-No.
She headbutted me.
-Well, we need to get you some ice on that.
-Take your pick.
-I want a new story.
-A new story?
Okay.
Um... Once upon a time there was a princess called Janice!
Now, a lot of people thought that Princess Janice wasn't that smart.
And to be fair, she hadn't done very well at school.
But that didn't mean she was stupid or irresponsible.
It's just that school was dead boring.
-I like school.
-Yeah.
But you don't have the teachers that Princess Janice had.
♪♪ ♪♪ [ Car door closes ] [ Engine revving ] -Oh, Martin.
This is lovely.
Shame we can't stay an extra night.
-Uh, Doctor and Mrs. Ellingham.
Uh, for the obstetrics conference.
-They got your name up in lights, so to speak.
-Room 186.
First floor.
Here's your room key, Dr. Ellingham.
Here is the Wi-Fi code, and here is your itinerary.
-Itinerary?
-Yes, for the conference.
-I thought it was just the speech tomorrow.
-This brochure outlines the hotel's facilities.
Fitness center, swimming pool, and spa, all open between 7:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. -Oh, very nice.
Thank you.
-Enjoy your stay.
-Can I help with your luggage?
-Uh, no.
It's all on wheels.
-Eye looks nasty.
Get into a fight?
[ Chuckles ] -No, I didn't.
-Uh, the lift is just this way.
-Right.
We'll take the stairs, I think.
There's a drinks reception this evening.
Do you think we have to go to that?
-Oh, well, we really should, yeah.
Shall I put some concealer on your eye?
-No.
I'm not wearing makeup.
It's not that bad, is it?
-No.
[ Elevator bell dings ] [ Sea gulls squawking ] ♪♪ -Hello.
-What are you doing here, Joe?
-Thought I'd come help babysit.
I brought some of my favorite games.
-You've missed play time, I'm afraid.
-First rule of babysitting -- there's always time for games.
-I'm working to a very tight schedule.
You know the doc is dead strict.
You'd be bored.
-Try me.
What are we doing?
-It's story time.
-Oh.
I love a story.
What is it?
Jack and the Beanstalk?
-Princess Janice.
-Oh.
I know the one.
That's where the handsome Prince Joe battles the ev-- -Seriously, Joe.
It's really important that I do a good job.
-You do seem a bit stressed.
-Doc left a list, and if I muck it up, then I'm gonna know I'm useless.
I mean, he's gonna know I'm useless.
[ Cellphone buzzing ] [ Groans ] It's Louisa.
I was meant to call her earlier after the kids ate.
-It's fine.
I'll see you later.
And don't worry.
You got this.
-Hello.
This is Louisa.
I mean, uh, hello, Louisa.
-Hi, Janice.
Is -- Is everything okay?
-Yes, everything's great.
We're just doing stories, right on schedule.
Would you like to say hello to James?
-Hello, James.
-Hello, Mummy.
-How are you and Mary?
-We are really fine.
-Glad to hear it.
Yeah, we're missing you.
I love you.
And Daddy says he loves you, too.
Yeah.
-Can you just tell Janice... -Yeah.
It's Janice.
-Oh, he's bored of me already, is he?
Yeah.
Do call if you have any problems.
Yeah?
-Will do.
-Bye then.
Bye.
-Bye.
-Martin?
-Hmm?
There's a lot of people here.
-Are you nervous?
-No.
-Hmm.
-Right.
-Yeah.
-Didn't realize you were a student there.
[ Woman laughs ] -You're too kind.
-Martin.
How lovely to see you.
How long has it been?
-A very, very long time.
-I'm Louisa Ellingham.
-Right.
-Yes, this is Professor Phillips.
She's the Dean of the Faculty of Medicine.
-I can't imagine how demanding it must be at your level.
I found it challenging enough being a head teacher, Professor Phillips.
-Judy is fine.
Nice to meet you.
What happened to your eye?
-Uh, well, uh, I had to perform an epigastric punch, for want of a better word, on the plane, and the patient involuntary headbutted me.
-[ Chuckles ] We're never off the clock, are we?
-No, we're not.
-So, did you work with Martin before?
-I was his student mentor at King's.
-Oh, it's funny.
I can't imagine Martin being a student.
-I doubt he's changed much.
-You're probably right about that.
Do you still write poetry?
-No, I don't.
Hello, Sophie.
-Oh, that's a shame.
Hi, Laura.
Professor Phillips.
Hello.
-Nice to see you, Doctor... -Actually it's Mrs. Mrs. Trent.
-Yes, it's nice to see you again.
Is your husband here, too?
-No, fortunately, he couldn't make it.
[ Chuckles ] What happened to your eye?
-There was a medical emergency on the plane.
-Oh, dear.
-Sorry.
I'm still trying to picture Martin writing poetry.
-Oh, I don't remember it being very good.
Definitely a better surgeon than a poet.
-Dr. Martin Ellingham.
It's a real pleasure.
-Naveen Shukla.
-How do you do?
-This is Martin's wife, Laura.
-Actually, it's -- -Naveen is head of our obstetrics and gynaecology department.
-Pleased to meet you.
Are you in medicine, too?
-Uh, well, I-I-I'm in children's mental health.
-So, you're a psychiatrist?
-No.
She's a child counselor.
-Ah.
Is your eye okay?
-Apparently the result of a medical emergency on a plane.
-Well, I'm glad it didn't delay you.
We're all delighted you've agreed to present your paper here.
Ellingham Cup invention of yours is making a real difference to our deliveries.
-It's not really an invention.
I just modified the existing ventouse.
-He's very modest.
-Oh, Martin, this is Mr. Timothy Daniels.
-It's a pleasure, Dr. Ellingham.
-And Professor Lynn Buchanan.
-Lovely to meet you.
-How do you do?
-So, Martin, why obstetrics?
What led you to focus on that area?
-Well, I imagine it was personal experience.
Obviously, it was extremely valuable for Martin's research to have a pregnancy so close to home.
-Oh, you're the troublesome cervix, Laura?
-Excuse me?
-The case study in Martin's paper.
-Oh, no.
No, no.
I'm not one of the actual studies.
Am I one of the studies?
-Oh.
Didn't realize it was a secret.
Sorry.
-It's not a secret.
We just haven't discussed it.
-Wait.
So -- So, you're giving a presentation on me tomorrow?
-Well, that's not how I'd put it.
But, um, that's... that's a part of it, amongst others.
-Hmm.
-Hmm.
♪♪ I'm really sorry.
I really didn't mean to embarrass you.
-No.
No.
I'm -- I'm not embarrassed.
I was just, um... caught off guard.
-There's a lot of people here I didn't expect to see.
Sort of important people.
I didn't realize Martin's lecture would be such a draw.
-No.
We didn't think it would be, either.
Martin said you both used to live together.
-Yeah.
Not for long.
Back when we were junior doctors.
Yeah.
First proper relationship.
First broken heart.
First time I caught a mackerel.
Yeah.
All the fun stuff.
-Thank you.
-Oh, that looks good.
I'll have the same, please.
One of those.
-I suppose it was all for the best.
You wouldn't have met your husband otherwise.
-Oh, yes.
We're separated.
[ Inhales deeply ] Physically, emotionally, soon-to-be legally.
15 years of marriage over in the stroke of a pen.
-Oh, dear.
I'm so sorry.
-No, it's fine.
You do know it's actually good.
It's very freeing.
It's like -- It's like a fresh start.
Do you wanna just stop throwing that thing around and just pour me the drink, please?
Great.
♪♪ Cheers.
Thanks.
♪♪ [ Exhales, inhales sharply ] -The parameters of that research were so, so narrow that the findings could only be flawed.
-You don't sit on the fence, do you?
-Martin's never cared for politics.
Only what was best for the patient.
-Yes, of course.
-There is something I have been wanting to ask you, possibly a touchy subject.
The blood thing, the hemophobia.
-Yes.
-It is fascinating.
A medical practitioner with an adverse reaction to blood.
-Hasn't that been extremely challenging for you?
-Uh, no.
I'm in control of it.
-Aren't you tempted to go back to surgery?
-No, not at the moment, no.
Oh, you're having a cocktail.
-Well, I thought I -- We might as well enjoy ourselves.
-Quite right, Laura.
These things can be dreadfully dull.
[ Chuckles ] I will miss them, though.
-Why?
Are you leaving?
-Mm.
Moving into research.
Something I've neglected over these past years.
-And you'll be greatly missed.
-Yes.
Terrible loss.
-I sometimes think doctors are similar to sharks.
We have to keep moving forward or we die.
It's what baffles me about you, Martin.
Giving up a glittering career to work as a rural GP.
I'd hate to see your skills go to waste.
-They're not.
-Martin's a fantastic GP.
The whole community loves him.
-If you did want to flex your diagnostic muscles, I have a very puzzling case.
What do you know about pelvic congestion syndrome?
-Um, it's a chronic condition causing symptoms when varicose veins develop in the lower abdomen, usually after childbirth.
-Usually, yes, except that this patient's never had any children and I'm really struggling to find the source of the pain.
-Martin, perhaps if you had time tomorrow, you could take a look?
-[ Chuckles ] I wasn't actually suggesting that Martin should perform a clinical examination.
-It does sound as though you could use some help.
First thing tomorrow, Martin?
-Um, well... -Oh, I'm going to the spa, so up to you.
-Uh, so, if it's useful to the patient, then, yes, of course.
-Well, it's always very useful to have a second opinion.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Can I have another drink?
-Oh, God!
-Are you okay?
-Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
-Sophie.
Are you alright?
Do you need to sit down?
Are you nauseous?
Are you dizzy?
-No, Martin don't make such a fuss.
Honestly, I'm perfectly fine.
Just one too many cocktails.
That's all.
-Martin, Laura.
I'd like you to meet Mr. Ewan Adams from Imperial's cardiac unit.
-Um, Mr. Adams.
-Very nice to meet you.
-Very nice to meet you.
♪♪ [ Glass shatters, dog barks ] [ Dog growling ] [ Barking continues ] [ Dog growling, barking ] [ Growling continues ] -Joe?!
-Surprise.
-What are you doing here?!
I almost lamped you with a... Well, with a lamp.
-Well, you said you were stressed so I got you your favorite.
Fish, chips, touch of salt, extra vinegar, no mushy peas.
Oh, and I bought you a bottle of wine.
-I ate with the children.
-Oh.
-And smashing a bottle of wine all over the doc's kitchen floor isn't making me feel any less stressed.
-Oh, I didn't smash it.
It just slipped out my hand and... Yeah, then it smashed.
Oh, and, um...
I bought you some flowers.
-Just pop them on the table.
-It's my mess.
I can clean it.
Let me help.
-I don't need your help.
Honestly, the best thing you can do is go.
It's very sweet, but when you're around, things have a habit of going wrong.
-That's not true.
-You had to pee in a vase on our ex-wedding day.
-I had kidney stones.
It wasn't my fault.
-I just wanna show the doc and Louisa I can do a good job.
And this is exactly the kind of mess they think I'm gonna make.
-Well... if you do need anything, just call.
-I won't, but thanks.
And thanks for the flowers.
I'll see you tomorrow.
-Well, uh, good night.
Shall we?
-Good night.
-Good night.
-Good night.
Lovely to meet you.
-You too.
-Look at you, Mr. Popular.
Uh, sorry.
Dr. Popular.
I'm starving.
Shall we order some room service?
-Yes.
[ Indistinct conversations ] -Were you and Sophie quite serious together?
-No, not really.
No.
-She told me you broke her heart.
-That's not how I remember it.
We just weren't very well suited to one another.
But I don't remember her drinking that much, though.
-Probably because she's in the middle of a divorce.
And why is everyone calling me Laura?
-Oh, I don't know.
She told you a lot of personal information?
-Yes.
I think maybe she just needed someone to talk to.
-Hmm.
-So, shall we discuss your lecture now?
-What do you mean?
-Well, the fact you wrote a medical study on me.
Yes.
-Uh, well, I suppose we should have discussed it, but I just assumed that you knew.
-Why would I know?
-Well, whose cervix did you think it was about?
-I don't know, it's not the sort of question I would ever consider.
-It was anonymous study, it didn't occur to me that anybody would know it was you.
-Well, Sophie clearly did.
-Well, yes, because she met you, but to anybody else, it's just an anonymous cervix on a series of slides.
-There are slides?
-Yes.
Of course.
-I thought you were being so attentive during it all because you missed so much when I was pregnant with James.
-I was.
-How do I know that?
-Louisa, the paper and the slides are academic, researching a condition to help other women who might be suffering similar difficulties to you.
You were never just a patient to me.
You're my wife, and you were carrying our child.
-I suppose that's not a terrible answer.
I'm still gonna order the most expensive thing on the menu, though.
-[ Sighs ] -Ooh, okay.
Maybe not the most expensive.
-Is there fish?
[ Sea gulls squawking ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -Have you got Mary's bottle?
-Yes, I have.
-How about her hat?
-Yeah, I have her hat.
-How about her coat?
-Are you checking up on me as well?
How about you stop worrying and let's get you to school?
[ Sirens wailing ] -Martin.
Morning.
-Ah, morning.
How are you feeling after last night?
-Perfectly well, thank you.
-No hangover?
-I'm sure I made something of a fool of myself last night.
Let's not dwell on it.
-Mm.
I don't suppose anyone will remember it anyway.
-Which, in its own way, is almost as bad.
The patient's this way.
-Thank you.
-Morning, Mrs. Briggs.
This is Dr. Ellingham.
He'll be consulting with me on your case, today.
He was one of the best surgeons in the country.
-What do you mean, "was"?
-I moved into general practice.
-Well, I hope you know your stuff, 'cause I'm sick to death of being poked and prodded.
-Mrs. Briggs remains very spirited despite our ongoing concerns.
-What'd you do to your eye?
-Um, the, uh -- It just doesn't matter.
Do you have any other symptoms apart from pelvic pain?
-There's some blood in my wee and... it's sore down here.
-Mm.
I take it you've ruled out kidney stones.
-I'm not a junior doctor anymore, Martin.
Let's just assume I've considered and discarded the obvious.
-You wouldn't be the first doctor to miss something that was right under their nose.
Can you show me the left renal vein, please?
-Yeah.
Give me a second.
-You're in the wrong place.
The renal vein is partially obstructed.
-You're right, it is.
-It's Nutcracker syndrome.
-I'm not familiar with that.
-It's a rare vein-compression disorder.
A branch of the aorta has compressed the renal vein.
-None of that sounds any good.
-Blood isn't flowing properly to one of your veins, so it's having to travel backwards, causing a bit of a traffic jam, leading to swelling and pressure.
It's why you have pelvic pain and blood in your urine.
I'll arrange a laparoscopy.
-No.
She should be referred to a vascular surgeon.
-Of course.
They can embolize the pelvic veins and put a stent in the renal vein.
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
I should have thought of that.
-You didn't, though.
-Well, aren't we lucky Dr. Ellingham was with us today?
-Thank you, Doctor.
It's good to know someone knows what they're doing.
-We'll be in touch, Mrs. Briggs.
-Yes.
♪♪ -Well, that was like being back on the ward rounds again.
You were right, and I was wrong.
-Plenty of times it was the other way around.
-Well, that was very kind of you, but I'm not sure about that.
I miss those days, you know?
Life was simpler somehow.
-Mm.
It was a long time ago.
-Yeah, I suppose.
-Did you just wink at me?
-No, I did not.
♪♪ ♪♪ -So, you've booked our deluxe head, neck, and shoulder massage?
-Yeah, I'm feeling a little -- little tense round here.
Ah.
-Have you been under any extra stress recently?
-Well, I've been having a weekend away with my husband, so... [ Chuckles ] -Don't you worry.
Just try to relax.
-Yeah.
-Forget all your problems.
-Yeah.
No, it's -- it's not a problem.
Although he did write an in-depth article about my cervix without telling me, and then I found out there were slides.
Sorry.
He's one of the doctors at the conference.
I probably should have mentioned that.
[ Sighs ] -Okay, so, we're almost home.
Uh, everybody got all their fingers and toes?
-Yes.
-Anybody missing?
-No.
-Good job, Janice.
Hello, Ruth.
Just in the area, were you?
-Yes.
Hello, James.
-Right.
Well, then you'd better come in.
I'm just putting lunch on.
James has a half-day.
-Cheesy beans on toast?
-Yes.
-Someone's popular.
-They're not mine.
And if they are, it's only because Joe popped around for about five seconds last night, so you don't need to go telling Martin all about it.
-I'm sure he and Louisa wouldn't have minded.
No.
Wait a minute.
Martin would have minded.
Enormously.
But were not going to tell him about it, are we?
-Are you encouraging me to lie to my employer?
Because that is something I would never do.
-No.
No, Janice.
Now, have you managed to do all of this?
-Did they ask you here to check up on me?
-No.
Well...yes, they did.
-Because they don't think I'm responsible enough?
-Oh, I'm sure they don't think that.
-The doc does.
I heard him say it.
-Why don't you try seeing it from his point of view?
-It can help.
-Alright.
[ Imitating Martin ] That Janice is so rubbish.
-No.
I meant trying to understand how he feels, not pretend to be him.
-[ Normal voice ] He's worried about leaving me with the kids because he thinks I'm an idiot.
-If Martin thought you were an idiot, he wouldn't leave you with the children, ever.
-Well...
It's the first time they've been away, isn't it, since baby Mary was born.
Oh.
[ Mary cooing ] Oh.
You're pretty good.
-Don't worry, Janice.
I'll be reporting back that you're doing a fantastic job.
-You will?
-Of course.
I'm going now and leaving it all in your very capable hands.
-Thank you, Ruth.
See?
Didn't I say I'd prove your daddy wrong?
[ Mary cooing ] Oh, no!
[ Smoke detector beeping ] It's okay.
It's okay.
Hi.
-Come on.
Come on!
[ Smoke detector beeping ] -Everything is okay, James.
There's not even a fire.
It's just a little bit of smoke.
[ Beeping stops ] [ Sighs ] [ Alarm beeping ] How many alarms does one person need?
I'll be back in one second.
[ Beeping continues ] [ Grunts ] [ Indistinct chatter ] ♪♪ -Excuse me.
I just must... Martin, I just wanted to see if there's anything you need before we begin.
-Uh, no, thank you.
-Sorry, is that your wife over there trying to get your attention?
-Uh, yes, it is.
Louisa.
You remember Professor Shukla.
-Yes.
Hello.
-Hello.
-You're wearing a dressing gown.
-I know, I went to the spa, can't open my locker, and now I'm locked out of my room.
-Have you asked reception for another key?
-Well, that's what I'm trying to do, yeah.
-Good morning, Dr. Ellingham.
-Hello.
Hi, there.
Hi.
-Good morning, Laura.
-Oh, hi.
-Looking forward to the talk, Dr. Ellingham.
-Thank you.
Why don't you take my key?
-Yeah.
I-I'll sort my locker out later.
I'll be five minutes.
I'll come and find you before your lecture begins.
-Do you want me to walk you to the lift?
-No, no, it's fine, people probably just think I'm a bit [chuckles] eccentric.
-Yes.
[ Alarm beeping ] -Joe!
-Janice?
What's that noise?
-I burned some toast, and now the alarm is going mental and I can't get to it.
I need your help.
-Are you sure?
Because I distinctly remember you saying you didn't want my help.
-Joe.
-I'm on my way.
-Hi.
I just wanted to say good luck... and thank you.
-Thank you for what?
-Doing this.
-Oh.
-You've drawn quite a crowd.
At least I get to bathe in some of your reflected glory.
[ Chuckles ] -Sophie, you have an excellent career.
-Well, some would say it's flatlining with little chance of revival, but, hey, you know... it's appreciated.
I know it can be nerve-racking talking in front of a lot of people.
-Yeah, yeah.
It can be.
-They say if you're intimidated, you know, you should imagine your audience naked.
Frankly, I find that a bit disturbing.
But all those naked people, sitting there, like some sort of Roman orgy.
-Hmm.
Ghastly image.
-[ Chuckles ] You always did make me laugh, Martin.
-Well, I'm not so sure that's true.
-Well, more than you made me cry.
That's something.
How's the eye doing?
-Oh, um, well, it's less painful than it was yesterday.
-Well, let's have a look.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's healing nicely.
-Hold still.
-If you insist.
[ Door opens ] -[ Gasps ] Martin!
[ Gasps ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -I was examining her eye.
-Well, that didn't look like an eye examination to me.
-She has a strabismus.
A squint.
I was tilting her head to the light so that I could see it.
-Well, forgive me if I received mixed signals.
-There were no signals!
-Oh, don't get all hot and bothered, Martin.
It was a mistake.
It's not a problem.
-Kissing my husband is most definitely a problem.
Is that the real reason that you wanted him here?
-No.
Naveen Shukla asked me to invite him.
He thinks Martin's brilliant.
I was just enjoying his company again.
-I don't believe this.
-No.
She -- She's not winking.
That's the squint.
You're winking, are you?
-No, I am not!
-I'm sorry.
It's just -- Dr. Ellingham, your lecture is due to start now.
-Yes.
-Break a leg.
-Good luck.
-Dr. Martin Ellingham has had many roles -- a top vascular surgeon, a highly respected general practitioner, the inventor of the Ellingham Cup.
And I'm delighted to introduce him as our keynote speaker.
[ Applause ] -Thank you.
Uh, good afternoon.
I'm here to present and discuss my research paper, "Ultrasound Scanning in General Practice: An Assessment of Late Pregnancy Cervical Maturation in the Geriatric Primigravida."
[ Applause ] [ Alarm beeping ] [ Mary crying ] -It's in there, but the door's locked.
And if it keeps making this racket, someone's gonna notice and phone the doc.
-Well...
I could break the door down with my strength.
-Yeah?
And how do you think the doc's gonna react if he comes home and finds his door smashed in?
-Hmm.
It's a dilemma.
-[ Gasps ] You can pick the lock!
-I can?
-Yeah.
-You're always saying that there's not a door on earth that you can't get into.
-Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I can.
Easy-peasy.
[ Both chuckle ] [ Beeping continues ] -How long will it take?
-Minutes.
Hours.
It's hard to tell.
[ Grunts ] I'm just not used to this particular type of paperclip.
[ Lock clicks ] It worked.
-You have done that before?
-Yeah, it's not like it's my first time.
-Okay, the alarm.
-Right.
Don't worry.
Leave it to me.
[ Grunts ] [ Beeping stops ] [ Sighs ] -Our hero!
-Just doing my job.
And Daddy will never have to know we were in here, will he?
[ Chuckles ] -What have you done?!
-Uh, so here is an image, taken from an ultrasound scan, performed in the 34th week of pregnancy.
And as you can see, the cervix is thinning, suggesting cervical effacement.
And in these further images, you can see that cervix, uh, in more detail.
Uh, this, I think, is the clearest image of the... -All these yours?
-Shh.
-You shh!
-...of the geriatric mother.
Of course, the concern here is premature labor, which is more hazardous... -Stop staring.
It's rude.
-...making rapid labor ultimately more likely.
-The doc's gonna kill me.
-Maybe he won't notice.
-Of course he'll notice.
He notices everything.
James, you can't tell him about this, because if you do, then Janice will get in trouble, and we don't want that, do we?
-I'm not going to lie.
-No, it's not lying.
It's just not mentioning something.
-I'll buy you an ice cream.
-You're not trying to bribe me.
That's wrong.
-It is.
I'm sorry.
-Can I get a really big ice cream?
-As big as your head.
-I'm just gonna tell the truth.
I nearly burnt the house down, and then we broke the statue.
I messed up.
There's no point in pretending otherwise.
-You didn't mess up.
I did.
And I'm gonna fix it.
-Where are you going?
-Get my really big ice cream?
-So, to conclude, uh, all the available data leads me to believe that the benefits of this particular form of detection are abundantly clear and are of particular use to expectant geriatric mothers living in remote areas.
Thank you.
[ Applause ] -Let's open the floor to some questions.
Over there, in the blue shirt.
-[ Sighs ] Excellent lecture.
Uh, Dr. Ellingham... what led you to create the Ellingham Cup?
-This, uh, was a situation where I perceived a necessity for a medical intervention and working backwards and sideways, uh, produced a practical solution.
-Right.
Blue shirt.
-I haven't finished yet.
-Ah, forgive me.
Please, go on.
-Maybe you should sit down.
-Shh.
Shh, shh.
Sorry.
I don't want to sit down.
I want to ask my question.
Thank you.
Dr. Ellingham... you are undoubtedly a very talented man, but some people would say that you turned your back on those talents, and that you ran away to a seaside town full of house calls and housewives.
In the meantime, some of us worked hard.
[ Voice breaking ] We followed the rules.
We did everything that we were supposed to do.
We didn't turn our backs on anything.
And yet you're up there in the light... and I'm down here in the dark.
-I'm sorry.
What's the question?
-I don't know.
I don't know.
It just doesn't seem very fair.
[ Sniffles ] -Whoa!
Martin!
-It's a vasovagal attack.
Can someone fetch some water?
Could you give us a few moments?
There's tea and coffee outside.
And if you could just give us a bit of space.
Thank you.
-Shall I call an ambulance?
-Uh, there's no need.
She's simply fainted.
-I'm not so sure.
Her pulse is very low, and she's sweating.
-None of which is inconsistent with someone fainting, especially considering the heat in here and her drinking last night.
-I noticed she had a pronounced squint earlier.
That, combined with the low pulse rate and the perspiration, I think she's got sixth nerve palsy.
-I don't think that's likely.
-Where's her bag?
Is this it?
-Yeah.
-I would have thought for sixth nerve palsy, we'd be looking at an an underlying metabolic condition.
-Yes.
I'm aware of that.
Insulin.
Type I diabetes.
She's having a hypoglycaemic attack.
We need some glucagon.
It must be in here somewhere.
Yeah.
Here we go.
♪♪ ♪♪ -Oh, dear.
-Good work, Dr. Ellingham.
-She needs something with sugar in it.
A fruit juice or something.
-I'll go to the bar.
-I just made a bit of a scene, didn't I?
-Have you been taking your insulin?
-When I remember.
-Hmm.
-I'm afraid I, uh...
I don't always remember.
-Well, that's not very responsible, is it?
-I know.
-I think you have sixth nerve palsy brought on by complications from your diabetes.
That would explains the squint and the twitch and your reaction to alcohol.
You must take more care of yourself, Sophie.
I didn't know you were diabetic.
-Nobody did.
It's not something I choose to shout about.
It's been a rough few months.
Sorry.
I'm being stupid.
-No, no.
Not at all.
-Louisa explained your personal situation to me.
-I thought she was Laura.
-No, she's Louisa.
-I'm actually, you know -- I'm actually in a really good place.
Not as good as Ben, obviously.
He's in Provence with a woman who I considered to be [voice breaking] a really good friend of mine.
That hurt.
It hurt a lot, and nobody seemed to care.
Sorry.
You must think I'm being pathetic.
-No, not at all.
You should see your endocrinologist as soon as possible.
-I will, Martin.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
-You must take better care of yourself, Sophie.
-We'll organize a car to take you home.
-Thank you.
-We should think about leaving, too, or we'll miss that plane.
-Of course.
May Judy and I have a word with you in private, Martin?
It won't take a moment.
-Uh, yes.
Yeah.
-I'm really sorry I tried to kiss Martin.
-No, it's -- it's fine.
I mean, it's -- it's not fine.
But, you know...
I'm sure it was just because of your medical condition.
-Thank you.
I really haven't been myself recently.
-Maybe you should find someone to talk to.
-Oh, God.
I forgot you were a counselor.
♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Car door closes ] -[ Sighs ] It's so good to be home.
-I thought you liked London.
-Well, I do.
But look at all this.
It's not that bad, either, is it?
-No.
No.
♪♪ ♪♪ [ Door opens ] -Hello?
-Doc.
You're back early.
-No.
We're exactly on time.
Hello, James.
-Hello, Daddy.
Hello, Mummy.
-We missed you so much.
-Why is he having an ice cream?
-Oh, it's just a treat.
-What happened to your eye, Doc?
Looks nasty.
Must have hurt.
-Uh, it's nothing.
What are you doing here?
-Oh, I was just passing.
I'll be on my way in a bit.
-What are you hiding under that dishcloth?
-Nothing.
Why would I be hiding an-- -Doc, I'm sorry.
I messed up.
-No, she didn't.
Janice did a great job.
She always does a great job.
But I messed up.
I accidentally broke your statue.
-Well, what where you doing in the consulting room?
I left it locked.
-I picked the lock.
The smoke alarm was malfunctioning.
It kept going off, and Janice was worried.
And also, when I was fixing the statue, I superglued my hand to it.
-I'll get some acetone.
-There weren't any problems with the children, were there?
-No.
They were great.
They were as good as gold.
-Did Mary go down okay?
-Yeah.
She's asleep.
-Did she finish her milk?
-All of it!
I'm really sorry about that, Doc.
I'll pay for the damage.
-Well, that's not really fair.
It was all my fault.
I'll cover the costs.
-Honestly, you can hardly see it.
It's really not a big deal.
It could have been a lot worse.
-Yes, I suppose so.
-[ Giggles ] -What's the matter?
-It tickles.
-Joe?
Thanks for sticking up for me.
-It's true.
You are great.
I know you don't think so, but you are.
Come on.
Let's get fish and chips.
My treat.
-[ Giggles ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Dog barking in distance ] -They asleep?
-Yes.
Finally.
-When Professor Shukla spoke to me before we left... -Yeah.
What was that about?
-Well, you remember Judy Phillips saying that she was... retiring as Dean of the Faculty of Medicine.
-Yes.
-Mm, well, they've asked me to be her replacement.
-Well, that's nice.
Hold on.
Sorry.
They've offered you the deanship?
-Mm.
They were vetting candidates, and it seems I was on the list.
-But you're not looking for a job.
-No, I wasn't.
No.
-But y-you've known this all the way home.
Why didn't you say anything?
-Hmm.
I didn't know if I was interested or not.
-And are you interested?
-I don't know.
-Well, it's an honor to be asked, but... that would mean us... -Yes.
Dean of Medicine is more a clerical and administrative role.
-You know I'd support whatever decision we come to.
-What's happened here, then?
Did you try and build yourselves an indoor pool?
-Another bottle?
Is that wise, after the last time?
-Last time?
-When he tried to kiss Louisa.
-I'm sorry.
He did what?
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