Boogie Nights (1997)
Mark Wahlberg: Eddie Adams, Dirk Diggler
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Quotes
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Dirk : What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
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Dirk : You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.
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[in a scene from "Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town"]
Dirk : [as Brock] You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent : Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk : [as Brock] Then feast on that.
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Eddie Adams : I was thinkin' about what the Colonel was sayin' about my name.
Jack Horner : Uh-huh.
Eddie Adams : I was just wonderin' if you had any ideas.
Jack Horner : I had some thoughts on it, yeah. What about you? What do you think?
Eddie Adams : Well, my idea was, y'know, I just want a name, I want it so it could cut glass, y'know, like razor sharp.
Jack Horner : Razor sharp, right.
Eddie Adams : Yeah. Well, when I close my eyes, I see this thing. It's like this big sign. And the name is in like bright blue neon lights with like purple outline. And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so just. powerful. - - It says: "Dirk Diggler."
Jack Horner : I think - I think heaven has sent you here - Dirk Diggler. I think the angels have blessed us all because of you.
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Jack Horner : Do these characters have a name?
Dirk : The guy's name is Brock Landers.
Reed Rothchild : And his partner is Chest Rockwell.
Jack Horner : Those are some great names.
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Reed Rothchild : Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it.
Dirk : That's fuckin' great man! Did you write that?
Reed Rothchild : Yeah. I write songs too.
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Dirk : Are you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl : I don't take my skates off. And don't fuckin' come in me.
Dirk : Okay.
Jack Horner : Aim it at her tits.
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Reed Rothchild : Hey, did you ever see that movie: Star Wars?
Dirk : Oh, about four times.
Reed Rothchild : People tell me I look like Han Solo.
Dirk : Really?
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Dirk : I wanna fuck. It's my fucking big dick. Who wants to fuck?
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Colonel James : I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big cock.
Eddie Adams : Well, I don't know, I guess so.
Colonel James : May I see it?
Eddie Adams : Really?
Colonel James : Please!
[stares as Eddie lowers his shorts]
Colonel James : Thank you, Eddie!
Eddie Adams : No problem.
[the Colonel continue to stare as Eddie walks away]
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Todd Parker : We're not leaving yet. We're here now, and we want something else from you. Hey... hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! We want something else from you.
Rahad Jackson : ...What?
Dirk : Todd, what the hell are you doing man? Let's just go.
Todd Parker : In the master bedroom... under the bed... in a floor safe. Understand?
Dirk : What the fuck is the matter with you Todd, let's go! Come on, man!
Reed Rothchild : Todd!
Todd Parker : Shut up, Dirk. I t... I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.
Rahad Jackson : Are you-are you kidding me, kitty?
Todd Parker : Nah, I'm not, see? I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe! We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom on the fuckin' floor in the goddamn fuckin' floor safe, that's all!
Dirk : Todd, don't be crazy, ok?
[to Rahad]
Dirk : Sir, we don't know anything about this, okay? This is not at all what we wanted.
Todd Parker : Shut the fuck up, Dirk.
[to Rahad's bodyguard]
Todd Parker : Do not reach for your gun, man, don't reach for your gun!
[Todd pulls out gun and aims it at bodyguard, Rahad shoots Todd in the shoulder, before fleeing to his bedroom, laughing maniacally; Dirk and Reed take cover as the bodyguard pulls out two pistols and starts firing at them, Todd then shoots the bodyguard]
Todd Parker : He went in the bedroom!
Dirk : Todd, what the fuck are you doin'?
Todd Parker : He went in the bedroom!
Dirk : Todd, what the fuck? Did you go crazy?
Todd Parker : He's got coke and he's got cash in that safe, in that bedroom and if we leave here without it, man we're fuckin' idiots, man! We came here to motherfuckin' do something and we can fucking do it, alright? Are you with me?
Reed Rothchild : Todd, listen to me! Let's just split, man! Let's just split, right? This was not the thing! This was not supposed to be the thing, Todd!
Todd Parker : That's what we goddamn came here to motherfuckin' do, and that's what I'm gonna fuckin' do right fuckin' now!
Dirk : Fuck, no! Don't, don't! Don't be fucking stupid!
Rahad Jackson : [Todd kicks down the door and is shot in the chest with a shotgun by Rahad] Come on, you puppies!
[Rahad racks his shotgun and fires at Dirk and Reed]
Rahad Jackson : It's comin' down for puppies!
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Dirk : Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
Record Producer : No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
Dirk : In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Reed Rothchild : Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
Dirk : Hello? Exactly.
Record Producer : That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
Reed Rothchild : Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man.
Dirk : Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two three! Because you don't fuckin' get it, Burt! You give us the tapes. We get the record contract. We come back and give you your fuckin' money. Have you heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!
Record Producer : Now I get it. Now I understand. You want it to happen... but it's not going to happen. Because it's a Catch-22.
Dirk : What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt?
Record Producer : Catch-22, gentleman. Think about it.
[pause]
Dirk : You know what I'm thinking about, man? I'm thinking about kicking some fuckin' ass!
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[last lines]
Dirk : [practicing his lines in the mirror] I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the shit went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo?
Dirk : [he stands, unzips his pants and pulls out his penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.
[he rezips his pants]
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Eddie Adams : [Eddie has returned home after auditioning for Jack all night, his mother is up and waiting for him in the living room, drunk] Hi.
Dirk's Mother : Where were you?
Eddie Adams , Dirk's Mother : Nowhere.
Dirk's Mother : Shut up. Where were you?
[puts out her cigarette]
Dirk's Mother : Did you see that little slut girl you see? Cheryl? Cheryl Lynn?
Eddie Adams : Don't say that.
Dirk's Mother : Do you feel like a stud to see trash like that? Is she your girlfriend?
Eddie Adams : No, she's not my girlfriend.
Dirk's Mother : She's a little whore, and a little piece of trash. And I know you're not the only one she sees.
Eddie Adams : Why... why would you say something like that?
Dirk's Mother : I heard things about her, that girl. Don't think I don't know what goes on here, when I'm not here. I wash your sheets, I know she's been here. Or, or are you doing something else in there, with your music and your posters on the wall?
Eddie Adams : What is your problem?
Dirk's Mother : OK, all right, fine. Just go. Go to that little whore Cheryl. Why don't you just go to her. Go to your little girl.
Eddie Adams : Yeah? Well, maybe I will.
[heads to his room]
Dirk's Mother : Yeah?
Eddie Adams : Yeah!
Dirk's Mother : Yeah? Well, what are you going to do?
[she gets up and follows him]
Eddie Adams : I don't know! I'll do somethin'!
Dirk's Mother : You can't do anything! You're a loser! You'll always be a loser! You couldn't even finish high school because you are so stupid! So what are you gonna do?
Eddie Adams : I'm gonna do something! I'll do it! You know what, I'll go somewhere and do something, and maybe run away to where you can't find me!
Dirk's Mother : Oh, go ahead... fuck that little girl!
[Eddie grabs a duffel bag and begins to fill it with his belongings]
Dirk's Mother : Oh, what do you think you're doing?
Eddie Adams : I'm gettin' my stuff!
Dirk's Mother : Oh, you think that's your stuff? That's not your stuff! You didn't pay for it!
[grabs Eddie's face and squeezes it hard]
Dirk's Mother : That is not your stuff because you didn't pay for it, stupid! None of this is yours!
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Reed Rothchild : [shoe shopping] Yeah, those are really cool. Are they lizard?
Dirk : No, they're Italian. I'm gonna fuckin' buy these.
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Little Bill : [while shooting a scene, Dirk ejaculated inside Amber] We missed the cum shot. He came inside her. Maybe we could go to stock footage, or...
Jack Horner : Are you crazy? It won't match!
Dirk : Jack? I can do it again if you need a closeup.
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Amber Waves : [having sex, filming a porno] Oh, John. You're a wonderful actor.
Dirk : It's okay to come?
Amber Waves : Are you ready to come?
Dirk : Yeah.
Amber Waves : Come in me.
Dirk : What?
Amber Waves : I'm fixed. I want you to come in me.
Dirk : Okay.
[moans and climaxes]
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Rollergirl : That shirt's pretty sexy too.
Dirk : Well, yeah, this is like - um - imported Italian nylon. And its like a special edition, limited silk print. And it was done by this really famous - um - design artist, from Italy.
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Dirk : I know fucking karate.
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[just before they start filming Dirk's first movie]
Dirk : Does he want me to keep going until I cum?
Amber Waves : Yeah. You just cum when you're ready.
Dirk : Where should I do it?
Amber Waves : Where do you want?
Dirk : Wherever you tell me.
Amber Waves : Well, cum on my tits, if you can, okay? Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits, if you can.
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Dirk : [standing in the kitchen at work with Jack] So, you want five or ten?
Jack Horner : What?
Dirk : Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's ten. But if you just wanna look at it, it's only five.
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Joe : [as Dirk is in his truck and trying to rub his penis to get an erection] Come on!
Dirk : [Dirk stops] I can't! I can't get it hard, right? I can't. I'm sorry!
[another truck suddenly pulls up with a group of guys]
Joe : You just shouldn't do this sort of thing, you faggot!
[punches Dirk]
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Dirk : You know, I'm gonna be a great big bright, shining star.
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Dirk : I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW.
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Dirk : Blocking an idea or a movement, you know. Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing and stuff, but, um, you know, he allows me to block my own sex scenes, and, you know, give me the freedom to develop the character and stuff like that. God, I don't know any other, you know, director who would let an actor, you know, do that. You know?
Jack Horner : I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes.
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Amber Waves : [filming love scene] You're amazing.
Dirk : You feel so good, Amber.
Amber Waves : Are you ready to cum?
Dirk : Yeah.
Amber Waves : Cum in me.
Dirk : What?
Amber Waves : Don't worry, I'm fixed. I want you to cum in me. Okay.
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Dirk : Hey, I want you to know, I plan on being a star. A big, bright shining star. That's what I want. That's what I'm gonna get.
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Jack Horner : It takes a lot of the good 'ol American green stuff to make one of these things. You know what I mean? I mean, you know, you got your camera, you got your film, you got your lights, you got your sound, you got your lab costs, you got your developing, you got your synching, you got your editing, before you turn around, you spend around twenty - twenty-five - thirty thousand dollars on a movie.
Dirk : That's a lot of money.
Jack Horner : You bet your ass it is. But, if you make a good one, there's practically no end to how much money you can make.
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Sheryl Lynn : Your cock is so beautiful.
Dirk : Yeah?
Sheryl Lynn : Do you know how good you are, Eddie? Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me?
Dirk : Everyone has one thing, you think? I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right?
Sheryl Lynn : That's right.
Dirk : Everyone's blessed with one special thing.
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Amber Waves : Fuckin' 1980. Can you believe it?
Dirk : I can't. It's like, the next thing you know it's like 1990 and 2000. Can you imagine?
Amber Waves : Goodbye 1979. Hello 1980. Okay. Make sure you snort it back, real quick - and hard.
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Dirk : I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters, you know, from people telling me, "God, you've taught me this and you've made our love life so much better." And this isn't, you know, go out and have sex with ten million people and, you know, how to get a girl off. It's about how to get your wife off. You know, if only, you know, people could have been doing this before, we could have a million relationships. You know, I've saved thousands.
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Dirk : I only am who I am because I was born that way. I have a gift and I am trying to not be selfish about it but to use it. Okay? And if you want to knock me for that, it's your own problem. Okay? Jealousy will get you nowhere. I'm gonna keep rockin' on!
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Jack Horner : I'm not going to shoot you in the state you're in.
Dirk : What do you mean state? State? State of California? I know where the fuck I am, Jack.
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Dirk : [Eddie/Dirk and his mother are having a heated argument in his bedroom as she's destroying his posters] Don't do that!
[hysterical]
Dirk : Why the fuck do you keep doing that?
Dirk's Mother : [screaming] You're not gonna be shit because you're too stupid!
Dirk : I'm not stupid!
Dirk's Mother : Yes you are!
Dirk : [ripping a poster from her hands] Please, please don't fucking do that!
[crying]
Dirk : Please don't be mean to me!
Dirk's Mother : I am not being mean to you! You're just too stupid to see it!
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Dirk : Is everything cool?
Little Bill : It's going great. We just got to change the angle.
Dirk : Does it - look sexy?
Little Bill : Oh, it's great!
Amber Waves : You're doing so good Dirk.
Dirk : Does it feel good?
