Oh my. Fifty Shades of Grey hasn't hit theaters yet, but Dakota Johnson is already naked, bound and hanging from the ceiling.
The 25-year-old actress gets right into character as Anastasia Steele in the The Weeknd's very NSFW "Earned It" music video. The clip shows singer Abel Tesfaye enjoying quite an eyeful of Anastasia and several other scantily clad ladies.
Fifty Shades of Grey director Sam Taylor-Wood directed the music video, and if it's any bit indicative of what the movie will be like, fans can expect to see some serious skin. There are ladies with taped-up bums, X's on their boobs and a multitude of other BDSM-style constraints sure to please the one and only Christian Grey.
Sadly, Mr. Grey himself (played by Jamie Dornan) fails to make an appearance in the clip. He won't be delighting inner goddesses everywhere with body visual until the film hits theaters—and even then, there's a catch...
The 32-year-old actor's penis will not be seen on the big screen. Repeat: Fans will have to use their imaginations when it comes to the full-frontal imagery.
So why is it we don't get to glimpse at Mr. Grey's perfect package?! As Dornan told the U.K.'s Guardian last year, "You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out...You don't want to make something gratuitous, ugly and graphic."
Crap, right? Double crap? Not to worry, you bottom-lip-biting ladies and gents! The movie dodged the NC-17 bullet, but it's still officially rated R. In other words, there won't be any PG-13 nonsense happening in the Red Room of Pain.
Because remember, Christian doesn't "make love"—he "f--k(s)...hard!" Get ready.
Fifty Shades of Grey hits theaters Feb. 13, 2015—just in time for Valentine's Day!
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