It is unlikely anyone will be feline good after witnessing this cat-astrophe because ultimately it was the morbid curiosity that killed the Cats…

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 11, 2022

I’m sure Taylor Swift’s next big hit will be a song about the jilted experience.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 23, 2022

If by some chance, “Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat” doesn’t make you want to poke your ears out and wish that music had never been invented, bless your sincere, furry hide.

Full Review | Jul 5, 2022

At best, it’s an ambitious misfire. At worst, it’s straight-up nightmare fuel that will haunt generations. Enter into the world of the Jellicles at your own peril.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/10 | May 19, 2022

Ugly, annoying and inconsistent

Full Review | May 18, 2022

"I think there's a film version of "Cats" that could work, but this isn't it."

Full Review | Feb 11, 2022

I finally understand that one episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Full Review | Nov 6, 2021

No disrespect to people who love this musical, this is the worst movie of the year... next year too.

Full Review | Sep 15, 2021

...unable to claw itself away from its detracting visuals.

Full Review | Original Score: 11/20 | Apr 2, 2021

I want to tell you I at least had fun... but this movie is also so horrible it doesn't even earn the status to make fun of magicians.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/10 | Feb 23, 2021

Watching the film version of Cats is truly mystifying, in neither a completely bad nor completely good way. Fans of the theater production may enjoy seeing their favorite songs or characters again, but there's little to recommend for anyone else.

Full Review | Feb 17, 2021

With actors who appear to have been put through the full-body Snapchat cat filter, a Ziegfeld Follies-style chorus line of dancing cockroaches and felines with human hands and feet, you'll wonder if the theatre popcorn is laced with catnip.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jan 30, 2021

I, for one, felt lost, grappling down a sketchy back alley for rhyme, reason and, once the credits rolled, the nearest exit.

Full Review | Jan 29, 2021

[The] stars must be coughing up hairballs after joining the film's giant litter of singing and dancing felines, whose weird digital fur and creepy features make them all look as though they've been dragged in from the Island of Dr Moreau.

Full Review | Dec 29, 2020

May be too indigestible even for a hate-watch.

Full Review | Oct 12, 2020

Enraging, unfathomable, and laughable, Cats is a masochistic experience, that this reviewer rather hesitantly recommends - if only for the gamut of emotions it will take you through, leaving you scratched all over.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 23, 2020

Cats is disjointed, unintentionally comical, and a little creepy - and folks, I love musicals.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 16, 2020

Cats may very well be the most unique film of the year, certainly released by a major studio, and you'll love it and hate it but you sure won't forget it.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4.0 | Aug 30, 2020

Dragging on for almost two hours of poor singing and predominantly forgettable choreography, Cats is Hooper's way of maliciously toying with us like a half-dead mouse wishing for sweet release.

Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5 | Aug 15, 2020

Add in the tonal shifts and performances that never feel like they're in the same movie, and out comes a cat scratch fever dream that can only be enjoyed ironically.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 28, 2020