Cringey Celebrity Myspace Profiles That Are Still Out There
- 13,902 VOTESKim Kardashian is a bonafide celebrity now, but in the early 2000s she was just a girl who loved all things pink and princess-themed. Her Myspace URL (/kimsaprincess), her username (Princess Kimberly), and her quote ("I'm a princess and you're not so there!") prove it. Kim was also a fan of Comic Sans MS, had Ray J in her Top 8, and used Pimp-My-Profile.com to pink-ify her page. We wonder what Kanye would've thought?
- 26,496 VOTESTom Hardy was the Selfie King of Myspace back in the day—his page was chock-full of semi-nude photos with amazing captions like, "x i’m cooking a turkey yo x x." His profile stated he was on Myspace to find "serious relationships, friends, and networking" but his About Me section surely scared off any potential interests: "My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. Left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor." The page, sadly, has been deleted.More Tom Hardy
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- 32,854 VOTES
Bow down to 2008 Kesha. The girl's Myspace page is gold! Here are the best gems:
Sounds Like: "god having an orgasm"
Record Label: "ur mom"
About Kesha: "I sometimes wish I was a man...it's all about the bjs and trash stache. Mick Jagger might be my dad. My music is rad. I'm f*cking rad. I'm taking over. Got a bullet with your name on it. $$$$$$" - 42,083 VOTESPhoto: Myspace
Obviously, Jeffree Star loved pink and neon colors even in the early 2000s. He didn't truly learn how to craft the perfect brows until much later, though.
- 52,355 VOTESPhoto: MyspaceKendall Jenner is an international model, muse, and all-around cool girl. What would her devoted following of fashion girls think about her old Myspace profile??? It was anything but chic, with a thermal-filtered profile pic and a cringe-worthy URL: /horsegirlkj. Horsegirl??? HORSEGIRL???More Kendall Jenner
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- 63,328 VOTESTaylor Swift's old Myspace profile is refreshingly real; she could've been just another one of your Top 8 BFFs in high school. Besides a handful of first-gen selfies with serious "Myspace angles," Swift was a hardcore commenter on other people's pages. The most embarrassing/amazing comment? “I read your complaining comment about how your not on abilgails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHA (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow, I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave.” So. Much. Goodness.More Taylor Swift
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- 72,111 VOTESNicki Minaj's style has gotten a serious upgrade since her Myspace days. Her old profile was incredibly pink and wallpapered with polaroid-style photos of Minaj in truly unfortunate outfits.More Nicki Minaj
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- 82,010 VOTES
Katy Perry: so cool now, so embarrassing then. Her Myspace bio used to read, "Ya know it’s hard out thur 4 a pimp," and she spelled her location, Beverly Hills, as "Beverly Hillz"...yes, with a "z."
The best part was probably the "Things To Know" section, were Katy Kat told us all of the things she's a "big fan" of (including garage sales, mini golf, thrift stores, and weekend trips) as well as the fact that she played BOTH acoustic and electric guitar, but didn't "wanna come off as a snob about it."More Katy Perry- Dig Deeper...The Best Songs Feat. Katy Perry
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- 91,516 VOTESPhoto: Myspace
This throwback Jonas Brothers shot can cause immediate nostalgia. Indeed, before their days as heartthrobs, Joe, Nick, and Kevin were pretty uncool. They took aerial photographs to capture the baggy jeans, armbands, and oddly gelled hairdos. They've all learned so much, though.
- 101,519 VOTESBefore she was Lana Del Rey, Lana Del Ray was Lizzie Grant: a girl with a dream and a Myspace music page. She made a few rookie mistakes, like making her username and personal quote both "Lizzie Grant." Among her interests she lists poison, motorcycles, Britney Spears, and morphine. So Lana.More Lana Del Rey
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- 111,487 VOTESPhoto: Myspace
It's hard for singer and actress Ariana Grande to ever look truly cringey. But she sure pressed the bounds of socially acceptable fashion. In this old Myspace shot she combines low-top Converse with a flouncy dress and a crown. Maybe this look was all the rage in the early 2000s, but now it's totally dated.
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- 121,181 VOTESThe best part about Aubrey Plaza's old Myspace page? It proves she hasn't changed a bit. Her About Me section says, "I am also an old hag that lurks in caves and your dreams," and she mentions she'd like to meet "Judy Garland, a real hag." She just loves the word hag—and still does—and we love her for it.More Aubrey Plaza
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- 131,883 VOTESPhoto: MyspaceHarry Styles was just a baby when Myspace was all the rage. His profile was so innocent: his main picture was him and his parents, and he said the person he'd most like to meet is "SUPERMAN!!!" Heart = melted.