10 'Dodgeball' quotes to celebrate 10 years of dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
It's been 10 years (OK, we're rounding up: 9 years, 364 days) since the world was blessed with the Vince Vaughn/Ben Stiller comedy Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.
We may not have all known it at the time -- USA TODAY gave it a less-than-stellar 2.5-star review for its June 18, 2004 release -- but over the past decade, it's become somewhat of a classic comedy. Because it's hilarious.
Today, we salute the Average Joes with some of the movie's best quotes:
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
"Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge."
"L for 'love.' Good times."
"Thank you, Chuck Norris."
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"
"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever."
- Lance Armstrong (This pivotal scene is kind of awkward now...)
"I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
"Ouchtown, population: You, bro!"
"Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once."
"We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras ... and we will, we will, rock you!"