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Anarchy Parlor (2015)

Parlor (original title)
Not Rated | | Horror | 12 May 2015 (USA)
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A mysterious nomad known as the "Artist" practices a dark art form passed down through the generations.


Devon Downs, Kenny Gage





Credited cast:
Robert LaSardo ... Artist
Anthony Del Negro ... Kevin
Joey Fisher Joey Fisher ... Zala
Jordan James Smith ... Jesse
Sara Fabel ... Uta
Tiffany DeMarco ... Amy
Ben Whalen ... Brock
Andrew Pagana ... Stephan The Creepo
Beth Humphreys Beth Humphreys ... Stephanie
Gabija Urnieziute Gabija Urnieziute ... Anya
Claire Garvey Claire Garvey ... Kelly
Nik Goldman ... Marek
Gracie Finlan Gracie Finlan ... Amber
Indre Pivoraite Indre Pivoraite ... Street Girl
Andrius Glusakovas Andrius Glusakovas ... Andrius Glusakovas


ANARCHY PARLOR is a horror film about a mysterious nomad simply known as the "Artist" who practices a dark art form passed down through the generations. He creates much more than tattoos for tourists who visit his Lithuanian Tattoo Parlor. Shot entirely on location in Vilnius Lithuania, ANARCHY PARLOR features two well-known cast members in the tattoo and horror world. Heavily tattooed lead actor Robert LaSardo (Death Race, Nip/Tuck, Human Centipede 3) portrays "The Artist", and Sara Fabel (well-known Finnish tattoo artist and model) plays his seductive apprentice "Uta". Anarchy Parlor will be a frighteningly, terrific thrill to the die-hard fans. Written by Gravitas Ventures

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Director Cameo (Devon Downs): Customer sitting in "The Artist's" chair, getting a neck tattoo, at the end of the movie. See more »

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No animals or blue ring octopi were harmed in the making of this film. See more »

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Decent Gore But Thats About It

I'm a gore hound, I have and will always love graphic horror films. So I pretty much knew what I was getting when I went into this film. Wasn't expecting a good story, good acting, etc but I was still a little disappointed.

So right off the bat you can tell this is pretty much a lower budget version of hostel, just replace the "Hostel" with a tattoo parlor. It really does copy a lot of aspects of Hostel, even has a group of misfit local kids that don't have much to do with the story just like in Hostel. So I'll try to focus on the things that this does different. One is that we actually have a killer, played by Robert LaSardo, he does a decent job but I just didn't find him creepy or intimating. In fact in the film he comes off as a pretty nice guy and the parts where is suppose to be sinister just seem forced.

So outside of LaSardo there isn't really much to say about the cast, all the actors who played the victims were pretty meh but it didn't really matter since the whole point of the film is to watch them die not watch them talk. I think my biggest complaint when it comes to the cast would have to be the character of Uta, played by Sara Fabel. She is just a really corny and unrealistic character, they take the whole "Tough Chick" thing way too far and it really takes from the grittiness of the film.

OK so now lets focus on the one good aspect of this flick, and that is the gore. Like I said I am a massive gore hound, and this movie did deliver when it came to that. The kill scenes are pretty brutal and they really don't hold back from showing you everything. The only bad thing is that there really isn't a lot of variety in the killing so it gets kind of dull.

Overall this isn't a horrible horror film. It has it's moments but if you are not a fan of gore than this film really won't have much to offer you unless you really want to see some soft-core sex scenes, in which case you would probably be better off watch some skinemax.

Not the worst but still not very good 4/10

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12 May 2015 (USA) See more »

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Vilnius, Lithuania See more »

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