Penny Marshall's popular 1992 comedy, A League of Their Own, sheds light on a little-known chapter of American sports history with its story of a struggling team in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. The league was formed when the recruiting of soldiers during World War II resulted in a shortage of men's baseball teams. The AAGPBL continued after the war (until 1954), and Marshall's movie depicts the league in full swing, beginning when a savvy baseball scout (Jon Lovitz) finds a pair of promising new players in small-town Oregonian sisters (Geena Davis, Lori Petty).
The sisters are signed to play for the Rockford Peaches near Chicago, whose new manager (Tom Hanks) is a former home-run king who wrecked his career with alcoholism. They're all a bunch of underdogs, and Marshall (with a witty script by Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel) does a fine job of establishing a colorful team of supporting players including Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell. It's a conventional Hollywood sports story (Marshall's never been one to take dramatic risks), but the stellar cast is delightful, and the movie's filled with memorable moments, witty dialogue, and agreeable sentiment. And just remember: there's no crying in baseball!
Jeff Shannon of Amazon.com wrote that review of A League of Their Own in 1999 and in our opinion, hit a home run. While this quote collection does not do complete justice to the film, we hope you enjoy them nonetheless.
Walter Harvey,"You go out, wave your cap, give the people a thrill." Jimmy Dugan,"Why don't you get an organ grinder, I could do a little dance." Walter Harvey, "If your knees are up for it, go ahead." - A League of Their Own (1992)
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Newsreel Announcer: After the first month of league play, the shine still isn't off these "diamond" gals. Alice "Skeeter" Gaspers says legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get shiny — Betty Grable has nothing on these gals. Helen Haley has not only been a member of several championship amateur teams, she is also an accomplished coffee maker. Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station! Dottie Hinson: Can we just hold each other (Bob had just returned from the War) for the rest of our lives? Maida Gillespie: Careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to? And now the most disgusting example of this sexual confusion: Mr. Walter Harvey of Harvey bars is presenting us with women's baseball. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families are gathered at Harvey Field, to see which one of them can be the most masculine. Mr. Harvey, like your candy bars, you're completely... nuts! Doris Murphy: Evelyn! Your kid ate the line up! Ma Keller: For goodness sake, Kit, keep your voice down, your father is listening to the radio. Helen Haley: Has anyone seen my new red hat? Ernie Capadino: Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it. Doris Murphy: Hey Mae, Mae, your date's here. Ernie Capadino: Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that's your business. Dottie Hinson: How good am I? Dave Hooch: I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls, but that's my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn't know any better. She loves to play. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please. Doris Murphy: It's the second time he (the Reverend giving confession) dropped that bible since she's been in. Doris Murphy: Okay, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies! Ernie Capadino: Ow! Doesn't that hurt them (the cows)? Umpire: Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother. Mae Mordabito: Sound it out... Jimmy Dugan: Taking a little day trip? Older Ellen Sue: That was clearly inside. That was a ball Newsreel Announcer: Then there's pretty Dottie Henson, who plays like Gehrig, and looks like Garbo. Uh-uh, fellas, keep your mitts to yourself; she's married. And there's her kid sister Kit, who's as single as they come. Enough concentrated oomph for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets. Doris Murphy: There are over a hundred girls out here. So some of you are going home. Radio Sportscaster: This week, on "The World of sports": When the boys are overseas, and off to war, baseball pitches in for the war effort. Trading bats for bullets, Yankees star Joe DiMaggio promises to give those Nazis a jolt. Ace fire baller, Bob Feller, has traded Cleveland gray for navy blue. Baseball biggest stars say: Look out Mr. Hitler, the Yanks are coming, not to mention the Indians, Red Sox, and Tigers. Jimmy Dugan: Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is — she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it. Ira Lowenstein: Until you did that, I couldn't tell if you were... drunk or dead. Dottie Hinson: What did you give her (Marla)? Mae Mordabito: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops!, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right? Announcer: Well, bite my butt and call me an apple! Kid: What's your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me? Dottie Hinson: You ever been married? Kit Keller: You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister!" Older Dottie: You haven't changed one bit. Walter Harvey: You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job. |
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The most famous exchange in the entire movie probably occurred when Jimmy Dugan called over Evelyn Gardner and asked, "Which team do you play for?" Gardner replied, "Well, I'm a Peach." Dugan began storming around and Gardner started crying, "No, no, no." Dugan interrupted, "Because there's no crying in baseball."