Sep 24, 2018
Not that it matters to most of you, but there wasn't a review yesterday as a result of the fact that it was a repeat of a movie I watched not more than two months ago. The review is on Letterboxd and RT so, as a result, I didn't feel like reviewing it again as my thoughts didn't change that much from then until now. Regardless, Vin Diesel is an interesting man to say the least. It should be obvious, to anyone that can see and hear, that the guy isn't the best of actors. Another thing that's interesting is the fact that, while Diesel is a part of the massively successful Fast and Furious franchise, which has got to be a multi-billion dollar property for Universal by now, is he hasn't gone on to enjoy the same box office success outside of the major franchises that he is a part of like The Rock who is, also, a part of the Fast and Furious universe. When put side by side, realistically speaking, the Rock is considerably far more charismatic and is the better actor of the two. That's not to say that Vin doesn't have his charms or anything of the sort, it's just that The Rock has more of it. So that's interesting. Having said that, there's something about Diesel that feels inextricably attached to the franchises that he is a part of. I don't wanna say that he controls every aspect of what goes into a xXx, Fast and Furious or Riddick movie, but I'm certain that he has SOME sort of control over these franchises and where they should go. He seems like a guy who's far more hands-on than most actors of his ilk when it comes to the properties he is attached to. Maybe that's how I perceive it, but I've always felt that Vin Diesel is incredibly passionate about all the franchises that he's helped make famous. But, for the interest of fairness, I feel like I should mention that I wasn't exactly the biggest fan of the original xXx. I remember saying in my (very brief) review for that movie (on RottenTomatoes) that it made me look forward to this movie. But, as a whole, I didn't feel that the movie was very consistent and, according to my review, it fell apart in the last 30 minutes. Honestly, I do not remember how it fell apart because I watched that movie quite a few years ago. Then again, to be fair, I really remember a lot of movies unless they're terrible or fantastic. So the original movie can't have been that bad. And I didn't see the second movie with Ice Cube, so there's that. With that out of the way, in my opinion, I found this to be a better movie than the original. I'd even say that, as a whole, I actually came to enjoy this movie. I say as a whole because, for about two-thirds of the movie, everything leading up to the eventual betrayal of both of the xXx crews by the NSA, was fairly standard. Xander Cage is brought back for one last mission after the death of Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson's character). Basically, he's been contracted to take down this group of individuals that possesses this so-called Pandora's Box. This Pandora's Box is a device that allows those in possession of it to crash satellites (as warheads) in specific locations all around the world. Xander teams up with how own team of adrenaline junkies (also xXx agents...or whatever) after he rejects the NSA's soldiers. Xander's team then goes after the 'villains' of the movie, who possess Pandora's Box. Turns out that the 'villains' of the movie are also xXx agents recruited by Gibbons. It's all fairly generic and standard. It's not good, but it's not bad, right? Everything leading up to Xander and his team killing the person responsible for crashing the satellites is where the movie is at is weakest. Because, to me, the movie spends more time having the two sets of xXx agents feuding against each other and not, actually, attempting to find the person who is responsible. That's why, to me, the whole thing with crashing satellites feels ancillary. And it's not that I have a problem with that, in a way, because Donnie Yen (who leads the other xXx team) is in this movie and the more Donnie Yen I get, the happier I am. But the fact of the matter is that, right from the very beginning, it's gonna end up with Xander and his team working together with Xiang (Yen's character) and his team due to some sort of betrayal. And the fact that the movie took so long to get to that point was a little unsatisfying. It might have been a little more satisfying if the whole 'crashing satellites' thing was a little more relevant in the long run but, really, it serves as a backdrop to Marke (who brings Xander back into the fold, officially) and the NSA betraying Xander after his team gets the job done. The way I would have done it is, almost immediately, I would have gotten rid of the guy who was dropping the satellites. Like, say, within 45 minutes or so. There's still an hour or so left in the movie at this point. This is when I'd have the betrayal happen and then Xander and Xiang's teams could work together to fight back against the NSA. By the time you do get to the betrayal, you only have less than 30 minutes for the teams to work together and fight back and, honestly, with how fun the last 30 minutes were, I find that to be a little disappointing. I do think that this is when the action really shines. It's not like it's gonna blow anyone's minds or anything even remotely close to that, but it is fun. And the movie has built up enough of its characters by this point for you to have grown to like them. This is something that's present in Fast and Furious as well, but the casting is certainly not cookie cutter. There's a lot of variety in the casting here and I've got to applaud that, but it also makes sense within the context of the movie. However, with that said, there are some fairly retrograde moments very early on in the movie. Like how almost every woman that Xander comes across is immediately sexually attracted to him. There's this one scene where he's trying to gain the hacking services of this young lady. She leads him on to believe that there could be something there, but she rejects him. She then has him have sex with ten other women (who presumably work for her) in order to pay for her services. Yes, really. James Bond ain't got nothing on this fucking guy, Xander sleeps with TEN women at once. On top of sleeping with another woman PRIOR to this scene and getting with Serena at the end. Xander Cage gets more ass than a toilet seat So, again, that was a little strange and somewhat at odds with the rest of the movie. The movie does tone it down a bit after he meets Becky for the first time, but it was still odd seeing that. Like I mentioned, the casting is more than solid all-around. And Vin Diesel, despite his limitations as an actor, does a good job as this character. I would definitely not mind seeing this same cast and crew come together for a fourth film, which seems to be the plan as of right now. I mean, now they're probably gonna be on the run from the NSA and, I'm certain, many other worldwide government agencies, so it'll be interesting to see. So yes, while this movie is gonna get three stars (probably against my better judgment), I feel like I legitimately came to enjoy this movie. That's not to say that it isn't without its many scripting flaws and strange pacing, but I feel it all comes together to a reasonably over-the-top and satisfying popcorn movie. It's not gonna change the world, in the slightest, but I enjoyed myself with this movie. I can't exactly give it a glowing recommendation, but if you loved the first two movies, then you should probably love this one as well. If you hated the previous two movies then you might want to stay away.
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