Explore the top 46 memorable quotes from Dawson Leery, a beloved character from the iconic TV series “Dawson’s Creek.” From love and friendship to life’s challenges, these quotes capture the essence of Dawson’s introspective and relatable personality. Dive into the wisdom and wit of Dawson Leery with this curated collection of quotes from “Dawson’s Creek.”
Dawson Leery Quotes
1- “I’ve learned one thing from my initiation into the evils of alcohol and that is be careful what you eat because you’re gonna see it again.” – Dawson Leery
2- “Sometimes I think it’s a curse to have all these great friends from High School. If all you had was four years of unabated misery, you’d have nobody to miss. Everybody you’d meet would be a pleasant surprise, as opposed to…” – Dawson Leery
3- “We can analyze this to death later.” – Dawson Leery
4- “Have you ever caught your parents having sex?” – Dawson Leery
5- “You know, on occasions like this, it’s nice that we can dress up in polyester choir robes and stupid hats, sit in the sun for a couple of hours to mark the occasion. What fashion Einstein came up with this whole outfit? I mean, is this a hat you really want to be wearing the day you know people are going to be taking pictures?” – Dawson Leery
6- “Why is my symbolic candy bar “Crimson Passion” lipstick?” – Dawson Leery
7- “I am well aware of the Potter neuroses.” – Dawson Leery
8- “Have you ever paid for sex?” – Dawson Leery
9- “Growing up does not have to equal growing apart.” – Dawson Leery
10- “You know us. Just Dawson and Joey. We’ll always be just Dawson and Joey… whatever that means.” – Dawson Leery
11- “Like all great romantics, Shakespeare realized love was a lot more likely to end with a bunch of dead Danish people than with a kiss.” – Dawson Leery
12- “How would I know? Do I look like I’m trapped in an elevator with Kate Hudson?” – Dawson Leery
13- “Have you developed a lazy eye or were you actively looking in my direction when you said “us”?” – Dawson Leery
14- “All the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life’s questions can be found in a Spielberg film.” – Dawson Leery
15- “You’re a lot of things, Joey. You’re never the last person I want to see.” – Dawson Leery
16- “Yeah. Less than a week into Junior year and already my life’s in complete and utter upheaval.” – Dawson Leery
17- “Oh, yeah right… right! Typical, so typical! Why else would you… Pacey! Why did you bluntly ignore my request to sell the stock on the day before this FDA annoucement was to take place?” – Dawson Leery
18- “What do you mean “gone”? Pacey, that was all the money I had!” – Dawson Leery
19- “Fine! Just go. Get the hell out of here, Pacey, and take the spector of failure and bad luck with you before you rub more of it off on me or Joey. Get out my sight! I don’t even want to look at you!” – Dawson Leery
20- “That’s the thing, Pacey. Since graduation, you turned our friendship into a compeition to see who can suceed in life. You’re so obsessed with shedding that loser personality that your own parents stamped on you that you destroy everyone’s lives around you. You really are a loser! Everything you do will turn out bad. That’s not life. That’s YOUR life!” – Dawson Leery
21- “How? By taking an office job selling stock? Putting on a suit and tie, and slaving away at something that doesn’t intrest you?” – Dawson Leery
22- “I think I know you a hell of a lot better than you know Pacey, since you’ve been trying to shed this loser image that everyone has put on you.” – Dawson Leery
23- “Ever since three years ago when you took Joey away from me. Now that really turned my life upside down. But what made it even more worse was during our senior year in high school when you, my best friend in the world, turned his back on me!” – Dawson Leery
24- “Jo, you’re not a bad friend. I don’t get to say it much anymore, but… You’re my best friend. You always were. No matter where you are, no matter where your life may take you, and no matter who you’re with…” – Dawson Leery
25- “If he did meet somebody else and forgot about her than obviously they were never meant to be in the first place. See my point?” – Dawson Leery
26- “Hey, once upon a time, you yourself told me that some love stories never end. What happened to that girl?” – Dawson Leery
27- “Well, Anthony Michael Hall developed some weird thyroid condition, Molly Ringwald lost her gawky ingenue appeal and the rest and languishing somewhere in TV hell.” – Dawson Leery
28- “So, Joey, what have we learned from tonight’s 90210?” – Dawson Leery
29- “My parents live for those coming-of-age, Wonder Years moments.” – Dawson Leery
30- “You can’t choose what you love; it chooses you.” – Dawson Leery
31- “I can’t swear to you that I’ll never try some variety of narcotic. But I can promise you I’ll never get so strung out I’ll steal your TV.” – Dawson Leery
32- “Oh, dad, please. I was the only kid in kindergarten who knew what Trojans were.” – Dawson Leery
33- “It’s become obvious to me that in life you’re either a Mac person or a PC person, and the choice defines you. Let me put it to you this way: Beatles or Elvis?” – Dawson Leery
34- “I’m sitting next to my best friend in the world and my palms are sweating.” – Dawson Leery
35- “I’m about to be 16 years old in a matter of minutes, and I’m still… me!” – Dawson Leery
36- “Yeah. And I’m eternally lost as a species on this planet.” – Dawson Leery
37- “You and I are meant to be together, Joey. Period. The end. Cue happy-ending music.” – Dawson Leery
38- “God, if I survive this night… if anybody in my life ever speaks to me again, I swear I will never let another drop of alcohol touch my lips.” – Dawson Leery
39- “I’ve been restless, hopeless and confused. This girl I told you about, she’s been on the move. She’s at my suprise party, where everyone I know is right now. When I show up late there, they’re all gonna have a cow! Yeah, I got the blues!” – Dawson Leery
40- “What we have goes beyond friendship, beyond lovers. It’s forever.” – Dawson Leery
41- “This writer has decided it doesn’t matter how it ends. Because fiction is fiction. For the first time in a long time, my life is real. It doesn’t matter who ends up with who. In some unearthly way, it’s always gonna be you and me.” – Dawson Leery
42- “It’s agony. Complete, excruciating agony. It’s like your heart has been ripped out of your chest and stomped on, and you can’t breathe… you don’t want to eat… you can’t function. It’s the most intense pain that you’ll ever feel, and the worst part is, there’s no way to relieve it. It’s unyielding, merciless torture, and you *know* that it’s yours for life.” – Dawson Leery
43- “Edge is fleeting, heart lasts forever.” – Dawson Leery
44- “I’m mad at the world, Joey, I’m a teenager.” – Dawson Leery
45- “I’m an artist, torture is a prerequisite.” – Dawson Leery
46- “I don’t know. Are we more? Are we less? All I know is it’s just not the way it used to be. Nothing is anymore.” – Dawson Leery
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