The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

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Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle der Filmwirtschaft

Jerry stops greeting friends with a kiss; Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home.

Seinfeld

The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

A doorman (Larry Miller) tries to cause trouble for Jerry; Kramer develops a male undergarment.

The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Fleas force Jerry and his parents out of his apartment; guest Christa Miller.

The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

A mechanic pal (Patrick Warburton) uses Jerry's romantic techniques on Elaine.

The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine that she's in his will.

The Face Painter

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

The Understudy

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

George is suspected of injuring Bette Midler in a softball game.

The Engagement

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

In an effort to grow up, George proposes marriage to former girlfriend Susan.

The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan.

The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

The Soup Nazi

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth).

The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

George conceals his ATM code from fiancee Susan; guest John O'Hurley.

The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend.

Summer Sucks

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan.

South Park

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types.

Chickenpox

The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.

The kids' parents have their best interests at heart when they expose the kids to chickenpox.

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Miserables."

The new planetarium attracts Stan, Kyle and Kenny.

Clubhouses

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Cow Days

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Chef Aid

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Spooky Fish

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.

Gnomes

The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.

Rainforest Schmainforest

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

Spontaneous Combustion

Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.

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Godfellas

Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.

A space vacuum sucks Bender into a celestial realm where he makes devastating decisions.

Futurama

Future Stock

A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.

A power shift at Planet Express has Fry hatching a plan to restore the original regime.

A Leela of Her Own

The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.

Leela becomes the first female to play major-league blernsball.

The 30% Iron Chef

Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.

Bender seeks mentoring from the world's formerly greatest chef.

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.

Fry travels to forbidden planet Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek."

Crimes of the Hot

Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.

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Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming.

Jurassic Bark

Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.

Fry spots his petrified dog in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History.

Tweek vs. Craig

The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.

Jakovasaurs

While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

Sexual Harassment Panda

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

Cat Orgy

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

Jewbilee

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

Chinpoko Mon

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend (Scott Patterson).

The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Lloyd Braun gets Jerry Chinese gum; George's former neighbor.

The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

George's and Susan's parents have dinner together for the first time.

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