The Big Man and the Scream Team Meet the Barmy Army Uptown lyrics

In every hick town in Caledonia

Across this pseudo nation

You can see the most fucked up scum

Ever shat into creation

Where a blue McEwans Lager top

Equals no imagination

You're hunbelievable

What do they do with the all the confiscated bevvy, the polis?

Buckets and bags of it.

Gie it to the jakeys?

Drink it themselves, mibbe.

Gie it back to the retailers, to sell it all back to us over again, the cunts (repeat)

You're hunbelievable

You're hunbeliveable

The mystery of Scottish sport

Is why we hate the English so

I love the English very much

As long as they don't beat us in the European Nations Cup

You're hunbelievable

I was sitting outside Wembley in '79

Jock cunts in London, massive carryout

Talking to a guy in an ice cream van

So drunk for weeks that we'd gone WAY past the point of wanting tickets

It'd be horrendous now if someone was to hand you a fucking ticket

You'd have to leave all this bevvy outside the ground, by they polis dumpbins?

No fucking way

10 minutes into the fucking game you'd be climbing up the fucking walls to get out

Fucking hell

Remember the banner, "Alcoholism beats Communism"

Well it beats the fuck out of football as well

Think of a success

Your psyche is a mess

Your economy is in distress

Sitting there waiting for the inevitable shutout that never comes

Sitting there waiting for the inevitable shutout that never fucking comes

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3.	The Big Man and the Scream Team Meet the Barmy Army Uptown

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