Here's another one you SLAAAAAGS

BIGGER BOYS

Can you hear the rumbling

of a 50cc petrol chopper

on the patch of no-mans-land

outside the corner Happy Shopper

Who could make such rousing noise?

Can only be the local bigger boys

Can you see the hulking mess

armoured in his "Spliffy" jacket

scoffing a bag of Scampi Fries

He did not pay, just stole the packet

Another one nicked the steak McCoys

Can only be the local bigger boys

The bigger boys are coming, oh my God!

They're smoking cigarettes that smell oh so odd

The bigger boys are coming, run and hide!

Cower under woodchip 'neath the slide

I cried

Could today be the day that I die?

Can you smell the sweet perfume

of a six can pack of Shandy Bass

Not big enough for alcopops

but big enough to kick my ass

One dismantles, one destroys

Can only be the local bigger boys

The bigger boys are coming, oh my lord

They're smashing windows 'cuz they're oh so bored

The bigger boys are coming, my oh my!

I wanna run home and play some Goldeneye

I cry

Could today be the day that I die?

Can you feel the smouldering

from the burnt-out yellow Renault Clio

Torched it with deodorant

they stole to cover up their B.O.

Who makes all the rousing noise?

Who nicks all the steak McCoys?

Who made me mess my corduroys?

Can only be the local bigger boys