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PART 3 of a Compilation of all of Karl Pilkington's thoughts on the paranormal, ghosts, aliens, mythical creatures, animal-human hybrids, urban myths and other weird stuff.

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant look on in amazement as their "producer," Karl, explores the world's greatest mysteries. This compilation contains some of the most memorable moments from the trio's run on Xfm. ENJOY!

PART 2 of a Compilation of all of Karl Pilkington's thoughts on the paranormal, ghosts, aliens, mythical creatures, animal-human hybrids, urban myths and other weird stuff.

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant look on in amazement as their "producer," Karl, explores the world's greatest mysteries. This compilation contains some of the most memorable moments from the trio's run on Xfm. ENJOY!

PART 1 of a Compilation of all of Karl Pilkington's thoughts on the paranormal, ghosts, aliens, mythical creatures, animal-human hybrids, urban myths and other weird stuff.

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant look on in amazement as their "producer," Karl, explores the world's greatest mysteries. This compilation contains some of the most memorable moments from the trio's run on Xfm. ENJOY!

XFM animation by Shaun James Animations (shaunj66). YouTube: https://youtube.com/@shaunj66 Donate here: https://lnk.bio/shaunj66 Follow: https://x.com/shaunj66 This animated version of Karl's infamous "Spud Head" story will have you literally rolling on the floor with laughter, much like Ricky Gervais. Check out Shaun James' other XFM animations, follow him on X for updates on his work, and maybe even send him 50p for a job well done! YouTube: https://youtube.com/@shaunj66 Donate here: https://lnk.bio/shaunj66 Follow: https://x.com/shaunj66 Video posted with permission of the creator.

PART 3 of a compilation of all the best insults, tiffs, spats, arguments, and general bickering between Frenemies, Stephen "Goggle-Eyed Freak" Merchant, and Karl "Bald Manc Twat" Pilkington. As usual, Ricky Gervais stirs the pot, and laughs hysterically at his handiwork as Steve and Karl go at each other's looks and perceived character defects. Ricky will often prompt Karl to consider Steve's physical appearance, which inevitably leads Karl on an unintentionally hilarious tangent. Steve tends to pick on Karl for his laziness and antisocial behavior. This is a no-holds-barred compilation. Not for the faint of heart!

CHAPTERS:

Nick Cave, sensitivity, privilege, money, Cuba, Cornwall, unique characters, elderly woman (0:00)

Quest for REM song mentioning Mulholland Drive, Radiohead's "Bones," regional work habits, power of love songs (12:36)

Banter about illness and sick days, need for rest and vacation, ease of office jobs, missed meeting opportunity, aging and looks, debate over Rockbusters segment (18:37)

Karl expresses frustration with overwork, debate over living in London vs. Manchester, and challenges of censorship (28:16)

Banter about show names, Billy Bragg's album, happiness philosophy, friendship nuances, and physical attributes (36:24)

Chaotic day, DVD signing, work etiquette, missed opportunities, personal boundaries, lending money, encounter with prostitute (47:05)

Steve's appearance, public perception, teasing among friends, being recognized by the public, celebrity, capturing essence in photographs (52:38)

Bantering about DJ skills, forced fun, and party perspectives, we debate the efficacy of rounding things up (58:23)

PART 2 of a compilation of all the best insults, tiffs, spats, arguments, and general bickering between Frenemies, Stephen "Goggle-Eyed Freak" Merchant, and Karl "Bald Manc Twat" Pilkington. As usual, Ricky Gervais stirs the pot, and laughs hysterically at his handiwork as Steve and Karl go at each other's looks and perceived character defects. Ricky will often prompt Karl to consider Steve's physical appearance, which inevitably leads Karl on an unintentionally hilarious tangent. Steve tends to pick on Karl for his laziness and antisocial behavior. This is a no-holds-barred compilation. Not for the faint of heart!

CHAPTERS:

Embarrassing posters, Karl's reluctance, quirky music challenge, personal anecdotes, and the theme of looks vs. abilities (0:00)

Quiz team dynamics, changes in lineup, loyalty and recognition, Karl's frustrations towards Steve, playful mockery, secretive advantage, monkey news (6:50)

Banter about a pub quiz, failed music game, competitive spirit, and tax implications of winning prizes (10:52)

Banter about music, illness, and stress in London, with a running joke about predictable stories and cheeky emails (16:52)

Twix tease leads to heated discussion on missed opportunities, selfishness, and accountability in professional communication (27:55)

Face transplants, relationships, self-awareness, awards, spontaneity vs. meticulousness, and past accolades (36:29)

Reflection on lack of recognition at Sony Awards, considering quitting radio show, humorous debate about incentivizing Karl with money (43:58)

Banter about appearances leads to debates on work ethic, joy in football, professionalism, and frugality in dating (57:17)

PART 1 of a compilation of all the best insults, tiffs, spats, arguments, and general bickering between Frenemies, Stephen "Goggle-Eyed Freak" Merchant, and Karl "Bald Manc Twat" Pilkington. As usual, Ricky Gervais stirs the pot, and laughs hysterically at his handiwork as Steve and Karl go at each other's looks and perceived character defects. Ricky will often prompt Karl to consider Steve's physical appearance, which inevitably leads Karl on an unintentionally hilarious tangent. Steve tends to pick on Karl for his laziness and antisocial behavior. This is a no-holds-barred compilation. Not for the faint of heart!

CHAPTERS:

Emotional impact of seeing a homeless couple, relationships, photo shoot for XFM's X-Ray magazine, White Stripes' cover of "Jolene," and listener song requests (0:00)

Tragedy and beauty of life, age confusion, impact of others' emotions, camaraderie, complexities of actors' personalities, appreciation for "Galveston" by Jimmy Webb (5:09)

Banter over cagoule, Karl's head shape, and BAFTA Awards leads to fashion dilemma and cheeky jokes (15:21)

Banter about advice from girlfriends, Ian Camfield's rock show, personal appearances in music, and missing out on Bruce Springsteen tickets (25:48)

Betrayal, amusing encounter, turnover of pets, prank with post-it notes, geek shaming, and Doctor Who magazine (37:42)

Fan appreciation, friendship boundaries, honest critique, roasting, romance, condoms as gifts, absentee co-host, camaraderie and insult among friends (45:26)

Pub quiz team dynamics, roles and contributions, weaknesses in natural history and science, need for strategic recruit, balancing fun and competition (55:17)

Personal space and privacy in public restrooms, childhood experiences shaping perceptions, and potential benefits of designated restrooms for different groups (1:00:15)

PART 1 of a compilation of The Re-Education of Karl, and related bits, where Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant teach their bald round-headed lackey, Karl Pilkington, about various interesting topics. Ricky usually gives Karl some homework to do in the week on a historical figure, and Karl describes on air what he's learned from his reading and other 'educational' assignments. Part 1 begins with Karl telling us about his childhood schooling, and goes into his long lost GCSE results, which Ricky and Steve helpfully looked up for him. It then proceeds into the core 're-education' portions in which Karl demonstrates what he's gleaned from his weekly studies. ENJOY!

During The Ricky Gervais Show's run on XFM in the early 2000s, Karl Pilkington rarely laughed, even while saying some of the most ridiculous things imaginable. But every so often, Karl would laugh, whether because he realized his own absurdity, or Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant had said something so hilarious that he simply couldn't contain himself. In these precious moments, Karl's laughter really is infectious. Enjoy!

CHAPTERS:

Meeting girlfriend, graffiti at train station, social history of alcohol, pigs, childhood memory of playing drums (0:00)

Whimsical journey through biographical snippets, leisure activities, peculiar anecdotes, career worries, and creative process of selecting quotes (9:02)

Fish legs, leaving lights on, blind person living alone, magic lamp, genie in denim, playful discussion (20:45)

Quirky quest for armband, human hand's design, nudism, humor in hospitals, and personal anecdote about aunt (27:22)

Debate on repeating challenging endeavors, dark origins of "money for old rope," comical haircut mishap, and chaotic circus performance (38:58)

Mark Height's cover album, puzzling clues, Karl Pilkington's absence, and the unique blend of humor and music trivia on the XFM show (51:18)

Selling furniture, radio tuning, Monkey News, and laughter highlight the unpredictable and hilarious nature of RSK conversations (54:06)

A man discovers a leech in his nose, with cryptic clues and humor, exploring human curiosity and life's surprises (1:02:49)

Nature's unexpected risks and importance of caution around livestock, illustrated through a comical encounter with cows during a rural walk (1:09:28)

PART 2 of a compilation of WHITE VAN KARL, one of the most memorable features of The Ricky Gervais Show's run on XFM in the early 2000s. Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais ask their "producer," Karl Pilkington, the questions that the Sun asks someone else in their White Van Man section, where a member of the public is asked their opinions on the week’s big political and social hot potatoes. Essentially, the Sun's White Van Man provides the "average Joe" perspective on the week’s big stories. Similarly, WHITE VAN KARL provides an avenue to explore Karl's unique perspective on political issues and current events. Some of the greatest moments on the XFM show; e.g., MAN MOTH, HORSE IN THE HOUSE, etc., came out of this feature. ENJOY!

PART 1 of a compilation of WHITE VAN KARL, one of the most memorable features of The Ricky Gervais Show's run on XFM in the early 2000s. Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais ask their "producer," Karl Pilkington, the questions that the Sun asks someone else in their White Van Man section, where a member of the public is asked their opinions on the week’s big political and social hot potatoes. Essentially, the Sun's White Van Man provides the "average Joe" perspective on the week’s big stories. Similarly, WHITE VAN KARL provides an avenue to explore Karl's unique perspective on political issues and current events. Some of the greatest moments on the XFM show; e.g., MAN MOTH, HORSE IN THE HOUSE, etc., came out of this feature. ENJOY!

A compilation of the short-lived THAT'S RICKYDICULOUS! feature from The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM. Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant do some research, and present Karl Pilkington with a few "facts," at least one of which is spurious. Karl has to separate fact from fiction, and once he's identified the falsehood, he proclaims: "That's Rickydiculous!"

This is a compilation of all the comments from, and discussion about #1 FAN, Richard Anderson, who had a love-hate relationship with The Ricky Gervais Show during its run on XFM London (2001-2005). Every so often, Stephen Merchant would read out the latest witty, incisive email from Richard Anderson, aka Randers, Dickers, Dickster, Dickmeister General, Big Dick, The Dick Machine, among other nicknames. He was always able to see right through the antics, and call Ricky, Steve & Karl out on their appalling broadcasts.

PART 3 of a compilation of all knob-related discussions on the XFM Ricky Gervais Show. Including the acclaimed, KNOB NEWS, the phallic feature in which Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington opine on the day's biggest penile headlines. Also included are TESTICLE TIME, other knobbly bits, and, so as not to be sexist... FANNY FACTS! ENJOY!

CHAPTERS:

G-A-Y (0:00)

Alright, Paulo? (1:26)

This fella who's a woman (3:45)

There's something about Miriam (8:18)

Terry Wogan (8:54)

Oh, hello Paulo! (9:27)

It's human nature, to have a quick glance (10:15)

Czech family says they've got a rabbit with 3 knobs (12:30)

Doctor took fella's tackle off by mistake (13:34)

Brazilian man with ear ache did, in fact, have an accidental vasectomy (15:50)

Pierced penis man off the hook (16:46)

Knob-body has been that lucky before (16:54)

Kid born without a knob (17:09)

Luckily another baby's born with 2 knobs in the same hospital (18:08)

EDUCATING RICKY Introduction (20:27)

Went to bed and bandaged his nob with vinegar and brown paper (21:35)

Karl fell asleep in the bath because there was no light bulb (22:58)

Karl's drying his tackle and what have you (23:57)

You know how nudists do me head in? (25:06)

Nude bike ride in Hyde Park (30:40)

What side do you wear your member? (32:46)

I'm sat here with my jeans on, I don't know where I am (34:01)

Sir, do you mind telling me where your cock is so I can avoid it? (36:20)

I don't know where it is now, could be the left, could be the right (36:24)

WHERE IS KARL'S KNOB? (36:42)

KNOB NEWS Introduction (38:08)

Man grows knob on his arm (38:37)

Man gets doctors to make him a second knob (38:43)

Turkish prisoners made hole in cell wall to produce third inmate (38:48)

Doctors accidentally remove man's testicles (38:55)

Steve recaps "Man gets doctors to make him second penis" (40:31)

Steve recaps "Man grows penis on his arm" (41:26)

Have we got any FANNY FACTS? (44:33)

Ricky shows Karl his knob, and Karl couldn't help having a sly look (44:54)

KNOB NEWS (46:32)

PART 2 of a compilation of all knob-related discussions on the XFM Ricky Gervais Show. Including the acclaimed, KNOB NEWS, the phallic feature in which RIcky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington opine on the day's biggest penile headlines. Also included are TESTICLE TIME, other knobbly bits, and, so as not to be sexist... FANNY FACTS! ENJOY!

CHAPTERS:

Cock Soup (0:00)

Bondage Shops (0:43)

Cock Soup Continued (2:27)

Little lad who was a fella and a woman (3:21)

Do they construct one, or do they whack on a dead one? (9:21)

Woman cut off her husband's penis (10:18)

French bloke cut his knob off (11:05)

As we're having so much fun with penises (11:43)

Russian selling Hitler's mummified penis (11:50)

Metal device on your bits so you don't get excited (15:02)

Suzanne accuses Karl of being a bit gay (16:30)

Naked Rambler (17:53)

Piece in the Daily Mirror about nudists (19:10)

A thing in Bizarre Magazine about Nude Airline (20:40)

Nudists play volleyball a lot (22:00)

Karl's mate's tackle going left to right, being battered all over the place (22:30)

After Radiohead, more cock! (24:55)

Recapping previous week's KNOB NEWS (25:00)

Oooohhh, he nearly had me eye out, KNOB NEWS! (25:50)

Woman finds cooked penis in canteen stew (25:57)

Knob food-related puns (26:58)

Lad not happy with what the Lord popped downstairs for him (28:12)

Came out smaller than he went in with (28:51)

In Ancient Greece it was better to shag a bloke than a woman (30:28)

Emperor Nero used to get pretty boy men to nibble his testicles (30:54)

Pilkington, just pop under the water and nibble my testicles (31:53)

You'd have gnawed his packet off! (32:52)

Man's Body: An Owner's Manual (33:32)

Smallest ever functioning penis under 3/4 inch when erect (34:11)

Would Karl nibble Emperor Nero's micro-penis? (35:20)

KNOB NEWS EXTRA! (36:23)

Blood is what engorges the erectile tissue (36:48)

Telegraph are listening today (38:46)

No knickers and that (40:35)

Karl's Peeping Tom Confession (42:00)

Karl exposes himself to the woman across the way (42:50)

I'm exposing myself while looking at some free fanny! (44:13)

Steve complains about toilet attendants (45:05)

KNOB NEWS: Little Russian fella electrocutes his knob (47:43)

What, a knob-ectomy? (48:45)

Man has knob grafted on his arm (49:17)

Hitchhiking with a knob instead of a thumb (50:35)

If I've lost my knob, just whack a pair of tits on me (50:43)

But why not just put it where it should be straight away? (50:51)

PART 1 of a compilation of all knob-related discussions on the XFM Ricky Gervais Show. Including the acclaimed, KNOB NEWS, the phallic feature in which RIcky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington opine on the day's biggest penile headlines. Also included are TESTICLE TIME, other knobbly bits, and, so as not to be sexist... FANNY FACTS! ENJOY!

CHAPTERS:

Only one bird has a penis (0:00)

How does the Jolly Green Giant have a sneaky tug? (9:29)

Jonathan Ross walks down the corridor with his penis out (10:33)

Pigs have corkscrew shaped penises (12:02)

Would you suck out the poison? (12:59)

Is the tip included? (16:02)

Most gay men aren't looking at your knob (19:11)

He's got a knob and a couple of testicles that he does not want (23:17)

Eddie Izzard (31:38)

Robin Ince has got a little thumb like a little knob (32:49)

t.A.T.u. (34:57)

Karl Pilkington has a quick glance at male strippers' knobs (38:01)

Dicky Bird (39:54)

Ricky ponders "Control Alt Deleting" Karl via his knob (41:37)

Graham Norton just approaching from behind (42:52)

Karl, you better press the KNOB, to start the record, SPUNK (43:23)

Karl Pilkington on Same-Sex Marriage (43:32)

I haven't seen a woman I fancy yet, I'll try a bit of knob (45:02)

Every time the late (and great) Steve Wright MBE is mentioned on XFM The Ricky Gervais Show. Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington reference Steve Wright on a few occasions during their XFM radio show.

CHAPTERS:

S1E4 (0:00)

S1E7 (1:06)

S1E22 (3:22)

S3E10 (6:10)

PART 2 of a compilation of all the Christmas bits from the XFM Ricky Gervais Show.

CHAPTERS:

Gift-giving mishaps, value of gifts versus cost, practical yet anticlimactic gift, dynamics of relationships, effort in gift choices, and maintaining traditions in a relationship (0:00)

Reflecting on personal progress, celebrating small victories, and recounting comical mishaps in everyday life (3:10)

Comedic recount of failed New Year's Eve plans, societal expectations of holidays, bizarre TV show ideas, and reflections on Christmas expenses (5:53)

Homelessness, gift-giving in relationships, and childhood disappointments are explored through narratives and emotions evoked by presents (10:41)

Ricky, Steve & Karl discuss holiday traditions, corporate gifts, and meaningful gift-giving in a light-hearted banter (19:20)

Humorous reflections on geographical knowledge, fish census critique, Paul McCartney's singing style, and debate over Lanzarote as a holiday destination (27:52)

Debating holiday destinations, humor in computer voices, disdain for 'Lord of the Rings', workplace appreciation, and listener's email (32:36)

Four pillars of rock, favorite hits of the year, behind-the-scenes insights, and the timeless appeal of "Fairytale of New York (42:42)

Warning about dubious duo, debate over The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again," assembling rock supergroup, reminiscing about past musical attempts (51:03)

Recap of holiday activities, music pick by Paul Di'Anno, critique of "Lord of the Rings" film series, and challenging its popularity (1:02:40)

Gold as a lavish gift, sentimental vs. practical gifts, holiday dynamics, and quirky experiences during trips (1:10:55)

Tour guides in Lanzarote, Planet of the Apes filming, fictional origin stories, coffee shop, quiz question about volcanoes (1:15:22)

Exhaustion and detachment from audience, lack of engagement, playful acknowledgment, resignation, charity drive, preserving show, just playing music (1:27:03)

PART 1 of a compilation of all the Christmas bits from the XFM Ricky Gervais Show.

CHAPTERS:

Early Christmas excitement, TV supplements, family traditions, nostalgia for classic ads, staying clean, generous gifts, and the spirit of giving (0:00)

Gift-giving, childhood toys, technology's impact on pastimes, and a surprising musical turnaround are discussed (4:07)

Banter about being a ladies' man, music research, "The Office" theme tune, Christmas spirit, ultimate roast dinner (8:41)

Nick Cave's "Love Letter" and Joni Mitchell's "River" are featured, along with holiday mishaps and Mike McGear's connection to Paul McCartney (18:46)

Springsteen's enduring talent, family dynamics during holidays, festive music, and missing colleague Karl are discussed in this episode (29:35)

Nature's comedic and thoughtless gift-giving during holidays, last-minute shopping for nieces and nephews, pressures of finding perfect presents, value of practical gifts, and keeping gifts a secret from relatives (37:24)

Emotional struggles of poverty and lack of empathy, indifference towards societal issues, thought vs. value of gifts, Christmas spirit (47:22)

Karl's antics, Christmas memories, family dynamics, and holiday traditions are discussed in this episode (53:29)

Lack of Christmas spirit, quirky traditions, bizarre gift, non-religious family practices, nostalgia, Christmas-themed prizes (1:04:42)

Christmas-themed episode with quirky game, upcoming segments, music break, and odd charm, including Victoria Plum (1:10:37)

Banter about re-gifting, quirky contest clues, "Stone Roses" CD, "Madness" are musical, potential for Blue The Musical, festive cheer and comedic jabs at prize selection (1:17:45)

Humorous look at gift-giving pitfalls, including unconventional presents, reactions, and unexpected moments in relationships (1:27:57)

PART 4 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story. At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

CHAPTERS:

Debate on continuing "Educating Ricky" and "Rockbusters," issues on Mount Everest, and educational tidbits on terminal illness (0:00)

Debate on societal norms, characters from old estate, educational content on sharks, upcoming competition, and bizarre "knob news" involving a Russian man (11:22)

Nature's oddities: parasites, unexpected guests in human body, and their strange phenomena explored with humor (20:14)

Sharing knowledge with Karl, discussing education, scientific theories, and nature's role in perception and language (26:25)

Nature's impact on historical events, storytelling nuances, Pandora's Box as a metaphor for evil, unconventional news delivery, and peculiar facts about World War II (34:54)

Attila the Hun's punishment methods, education, counting fish, awkward sex ed, and the baby that had a baby (48:57)

Nature's extraordinary claims, identity, and skepticism are discussed before anticipating Monkey News and wishing a Merry Christmas (58:19)

PART 3 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story. At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 9 (0:00)

Enough is anus - There's a bloke who reads asses (1:11)

Don't worry, it won't last, it might just be a splash in the pan (4:45)

Wool it like a bloke or a woman? - 1 in 10 rams are gay (5:05)

A woman in Ireland... "Oh, go on then, we'll get married" (8:07)

There's a woman there with a lizard hat (9:24)

Flash in the pan - Years ago they used to dig for gold... (10:48)

Don't rub it too hard, you'll get a rasher - "Ham it up" (12:15)

Recapping previous EDUCATING RICKY topics (14:26)

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 10 (15:05)

Well, you'd think it'd be bug-head, wouldn't you? (15:50)

They can clone people... It's a bit horrible and that (18:31)

Oh, what a cat-toe-strophe - Her cat's got 28... (19:38)

Is there a disability that's actually an advantage? (20:57)

Recapping EDUCATING RICKY (24:33)

WAR DO YOU THINK OF THAT THEN? Headlines - 11 (24:55)

World Champion chess player, he helped someone out (26:22)

First bomb dropped on Berlin killed an elephant - Das elephant is kaput! (29:20)

Karl's stressed (30:39)

John's Got a Moustache (31:16)

I'd like to film you, secretly... (34:40)

Recapping WAR DO YOU THINK OF THAT THEN? (36:35)

A-CID I WOULD SORT YOU SOME SCIENCE OUT Headlines - 12 (37:26)

More people are killed by donkeys than in plane crashes (38:16)

We've talked a lot about hairy kids... (39:20)

A fella who had hiccups for 69 years (44:00)

Dog with the wig that we've discussed (44:13)

Remember when you talked about sponges? (44:28)

Ricky & Steve are disappointed with the feature (46:35)

A news story confirms Karl's "Monkey Boy" story (48:16)

A fella... basically just a head, and a little body (50:03)

Teasing new educational topics (51:11)

Nothing about space... It's big but there's nothing there (51:55)

Anthropology - Don't you wanna know how a lung works? (52:28)

COL-ON THEN, EDUCATE ME Headlines - 13 (53:15)

Cut your brain case open... And then wake you up! (53:50)

Did I tell you the time... the doctor said I was gonna die? (57:56)

Woman had PORK CHOP stuck to her arse for 5 years (1:01:58)

PART 2 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story. At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

CHAPTERS:

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 5 (0:00)

I'll bac-on in the morning if you're sick of me (1:07)

8-year-old lad breastfeeding 1 (4:28)

I put in, "Why?" to confuse the computer (5:19)

8-year-old breastfeeding 2 (5:37)

Karl PIlkington: Genius or Fool? (6:01)

8-year-old breastfeeding 3 (6:42)

Put it in a bowl first (8:34)

Things you don't see - Old man having a Twix (9:11)

Other things you don't see (10:41)

We'll have a big fire to-marrow (12:01)

Brian Blessed 5h!t himself (16:54)

He's a bit of a noose-ance - money for old rope (18:00)

I need some education Karl (20:00)

Karl doesn't look like a genius (20:31)

EDUCATING RICKY introduction (21:25)

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 6 (21:55)

Hippapota-nuse - flies off at a funny angle... (22:19)

Pelican has to turn its head upside down to eat (26:37)

Chi-can you believe it? - Transplanted arm goes gammy (27:23)

Albino having one of them - What's White Elephant? (38:14)

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 7 (43:14)

A guy playing tug of war and his arm come off (44:24)

Armor gonna have ta thump ya - Shut your face (45:30)

woman drank glue (47:10)

kids havin' hamburgers makes 'em fat (47:52)

you can't hold your breath to death (48:13)

Scorpions all help each other out (48:36)

Tip included? - Little fellas after Suzanne (49:29)

I wouldn'ta come here in Heinz-ight (55:50)

EDUCATING RICKY Recap (57:53)

I wouldn'ta come here in Heinz-ight CONTINUED (58:16)

A fella in Scotland who had a load of tattoos (59:10)

Are you gonna drop the feature? (59:34)

The web is the new book though, innit? (59:55)

Why do you want to confuse machines? (1:00:55)

Flies, scientists can't work out how they fly (1:01:16)

EDUCATING RICKY I will be ditching before Christmas (1:02:28)

Reintroduction of EDUCATING RICKY (1:02:41)

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 8 (1:03:24)

Get your kit on, we're off down the butchers (1:04:05)

Karl's like the Pot Noodle of information (1:06:40)

Dodgy butchers - meat delivered round the back (1:07:06)

This isn't a radio show, is it? (1:08:11)

There's this parrot... (1:08:45)

Wash up with you? (1:10:48)

There's an elephant in India with sore feet (1:12:12)

Woman's breasts insured for 150 grand - Should get 'em covered (1:13:45)

Wash up with you? CONTINUED (1:14:43)

Get a diary or some paper or something to write on (1:16:05)

One of my uncles right, Tattoo Stan, and others (1:19:11)

Cheers for that, Oliver (1:22:12)

PART 3, and final installment, of a Compilation of Freaks & Oddities from RSK XFM Remastered. This episode covers the rise and demise of Karl Pilkington's peculiar feature: Cheeky Freak of the Week. As always, Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais don't even know where to begin.

CHAPTERS:

Introducing Cheeky Freak of the Week segment, discussing extreme weight and featuring a man with 27 fingers and toes (0:00)

Humorous banter about bizarre world records leads to a debate on ethics of age-related privileges (7:26)

Nature's oddities, including a woman with dog-like legs and a man with a small head, are discussed with humor and reflection (17:30)

Debate on things being indistinguishable, dating ethics, medical anomaly, cheeky freak of the week, and Monkey News (27:24)

Exploring the boundaries of comedy and societal perceptions of physical and mental differences, with personal anecdotes and historical examples (36:51)

Discussion of a woman profiting from unique physical condition, history of freak shows, and a child with extraordinary facial features (47:48)

Whimsical pondering on unusual physical traits, "Cheeky Freak of the Week," blurred lines between segments, importance of research (52:11)

Nature's oddities explored through bizarre tales of foreign objects in bodies and strange excuses given to doctors (1:03:05)

River dance, Paralympics, wheelchair tennis, Monkey News, and Cheeky Freak of the Week are discussed with humor and respect (1:12:53)

Adolescent growth, gender identity, societal norms, and unconventional beauty are discussed (1:24:59)

Digital reconstruction of historical figures, ethical implications, deformities, accelerated aging, and age-appropriate rights are discussed in this episode (1:31:36)

Apologizing for unintentional offenses, acknowledging laughter at Karl's unique perspectives, wishing a merry Christmas, teasing 'Monkey News', and playing a good song (1:38:52)

Karl Pilkington would like to join the Hare Krishnas, but doesn't want a religion that takes up too much of his precious time. Ricky Gervais is an atheist because logic 'n that. And Stephen Merchant would like Karl to become a Jew. Alright? From S4E6 RSK XFM Remastered.

In February 2002, Ricky Gervais interviewed Karl about his peculiar upbringing. He never went to school much cos his mam and dad had a caravan and they'd spend weeks at a time in Porthmadog, Port Meredith, Ruth Madoc, or some such place, if it even exists... ENJOY!

From S1E11 RSK XFM Remastered.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - In This CLIP from S2E18 of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, Karl Pilkington tells us what Christmas was like in his very weird household, and why he no longer buys anyone Christmas gifts anymore... THIS CLIP IS FROM A TRACK THAT HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO