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The Mummy's Kiss

2003 Directed by Donald F. Glut

Eternally cursed and mummified by the pharaoh for pursuing the love of his daughter, Hat-Em-Akhet, Hor-Shep-Sut lies in quiet slumber waiting for the day she will be reawakened. When Hor-Shep-Sut's sarcophagus is found by Dr. Wallis Harwa and opened by Professor Carter Moore, the professor's fiancée, Ana, immediately faints at the sight of the horrific, but somehow oddly familiar mummified remains. As Hor-Shep-Sut awakens from her centuries-old slumber to pursue her long lost love, viewers can rest assured that she will certainly have her fair share of erotic encounters before meeting her ultimate fate.

Mia Zottoli Sasha Peralto George Thomas Aysia Lee Richard Lynch Arthur Roberts Katie Lohmann Regina Russell Banali April Flowers Elina Madison Rhoda Jordan Kaila Yu Delpaneaux Wills Melodee Spevack

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Поцелуй мумии, נשיקת המומיה, 木乃伊之吻

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01 Aug 2003

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01 Aug 2003

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Review by Rich Trash🗑️ ★★★ 1

What if the mummy was a sexy lesbian and her idea of taking control is to have softcore sex with other sexy women? The Mummy's Kiss answers that question. While it might be filled with sex, this was actually an okay mummy movie. They seemed to hit the bullet points of mummy lore and added boobs.
This was watched as part of the Spring Forward Into A Trash Fire 2024 Challenge
Review by miss emilia ★★½ 1

i just have so many questions. what’s with the swan lake theme in the beginning? why are all the egyptians white?? how do the girls at school dare to strip naked (except for anna, the only reasonable one)??? why are all the big boobs fake???? why is isis blonde????? why do they play indian music when this is a movie about egypt?????? why are the ancient egyptians walking around naked 24/7?????? and speaking of that, how the hell did the pharaoh expect his daughter to be attracted to men when every female is naked around her??????? why did the pharaoh perform the mummification out in the open?????? if carter was gonna get with tina in the end anyway why the hell did they have to kill ramsey????????
man i love low-budget movies. where else would i get to see a really bad story about an egyptian princess who falls in love with a hot sorceress against her fathers will?? bless
Review by Saint_Hooligan ★★★

Since the sorceress (Ava Niche) has a taste for other females, not men, there are several lesbian encounters along the way. They are nicely filmed, and director Donald Glut was obviously aiming for sensual eroticism as opposed to graphic sex. The story, while far-fetched, works well enough to move the film along. All in all, the obvious focus of this film is attractive women in various stages of undress, and in that respect, there's plenty of that and this movie won't let you down.
Review by aglennco ★½

letterboxd says this movie is 84 minutes long and the only version i could find was 63 minutes long which leads me to assume this really is a softcore porn movie that someone cut all the porn out of and uploaded to youtube.
you might ask yourself, why were you watching this, and the answer is quite simple: sometimes i want to watch a terrible movie that feels like it's a setup for porn but never actually commits to being porn. incredibly funny that this journey may have just lead me to porn with the porn cut out. i didn't even see a single nipple. i don't know if it's sadder that i watched this with all the sex removed or that the sex scenes are only 21 minutes of the supposed 84 minute run time.
oh by the way, there is nothing redeemable about this film. i had a blast
Review by SunnySue ★★½

-"It's weird, something about you reminds me of..."
-"Egypt! I tend to have that effect on people. "
Well alrighty then 🙂
Mia Zottoli was perfect as the exotic and very seductive Ramsay! And even if this was a bit light on mummys and scares, this made for a good time.
And I know this is a micro budget production, and you shouldn't expect much, but the dude playing professor Carter, his "acting" was simply 😬, AND, he had the nerve to interrupt Ramsay and Ana when they were about to kiss, so screw him!
Review by Chris ★★½

There's a decent monster movie here but too bad it's buried under too much softcore drivel. I was really missing a character like Del Howison's Renfield or an over-the-top Dracula to spice this up. Great mummy effects from Buechler though!
Review by Undead_Nihilist ★★★

Mostly, exposed boobs, and exposed boom-mics, with a small dollap of actual mummy.
Review by Steven Millan ★½

In another one of writer-turned-filmmaker Donald Glut(DINOSAUR VALLEY GIRLS,COUNTESS DRACULA'S ORGY OF BLOOD)'s T&A orientated softcore erotic horror features,the mummified body of a scandalous sorceress(Mia Zottoli[SLAUGHTER STUDIOS,REAL NAUGHTY VICE GIRLS 2]) returns to life to seek out a college gal(Sasha Peralto[BABERELLAS,PERSONALS:COLEGE GIRL SEEKING...]) who is the reincarnation of the princess whom she had a forbidden lesbian relationship with,with both a young professor(George Thomas[HIDE AND GO SHRIEK,WATCHFUL EYE]) and his annoying lovesick assistant(Aysia Lee) dashing out of their way to save her and two of Thomas' lustful students(April Flowers[CHEERLEADER MASSACRE,PASSION CRIMES],Elina Madison[CREEPSHOW 2,COP,DEVIL GIRL]) who have become Zottoli's topless assistants.
While a really good film can be made out of this premise,Glut does nothing decent with it as it is basically…
Review by Gilligan ★★★

The movie could've used some horror elements. After all, it's a mummy movie - with precious little mummy. I've heard this film being called soft-core before, but the sex is basically nonexistent. It just has a plentiful supply of nudity; hardly a minute goes by without a boob making an appearance. The Director, Donald F. Glut got his start writing for He-Man and The Transformers cartoons, so I guess we shouldn't be too surprised it's pretty tame. That being said, if you like cheesy movies with tons of eye candy, you can't do much better. Set the bar low, and you'll enjoy it - I promise.
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Review by Veeer ★★★

Is it C or D grader... well as looong as its works... :D
Review by Emily Savill ★½ 1

THIS IS THE PORN I SAW ACCIDENTALLY ON SCRAMBLED CINEMAX WHEN I WAS LIKE LITERALLY 11. I WAS LIKE COOL MUMMYS THEN I WAS LIKE I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT THERE WERE GIRLS KISSING SO IT WAS COOL WITH ME.
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Review by PopCulture413 ★★ 2

This was on a free streaming service. I had to check to see if this was indeed the late night cable film from the early 2000’s. Since that is a genre that usually doesn’t stream, I was surprised that it was. And the full 84 minute version too.
The film is about a college professor and student who bring back to life a mummy. Or something like that. Story isn’t the films strong point.
Instead, the film is just an excuse for the actresses to frolic around topless. The lead, Sasha Peralto, and the rest of the cast are very attractive so maybe that is reason enough to see the film for some. If you care more for the story, maybe skip this.
Also in the cast is horror legend Richard Lynch. He keeps his top on.

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