And in case you need another one:
Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."
About the jokester:
When 25-year-old Teresa Palmer was a younger, less-experienced actress, she had a bit of a problem. It had nothing to do with moving to Hollywood when she was 21 or the challenge of shedding her Australian accent. Those things were easy. The biggest challenge was keeping a straight face on the set of her movie Take Me Home Tonight, a comedy about postcollege life in the '80s, out this month. "When the camera was only on me, I'd ask Topher [Grace, her costar] to turn his back to me and say the lines, because I couldn't help but crack up." She can also be seen in the movie I Am Number Four, playing a teenage alien. The experience on that film helped. "I've gotten much better about keeping a straight face," she says. Judging by the look on her face, we completely agree. —Eli Rosenberg
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