Swings Both Ways Lyrics
I'm coming out of the sandbox
You'll get covered in dog doo
I'm gonna get off the sea saw
Say goodbye to your mama
Oh yeah, let's get high on some Pop Rock
Pop Rock and Coke
I'll blow your sock off
Teach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't hedge your bets, double down
If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town
Turn that smile upside down
Happy people don't have sex
[Chorus 1]
Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways
From the butchest, the bandits
The fairest, the faggots
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it Robbie, you're a little bit gay
Shall we dance?
[Verse 2]
I'm getting hot on the pavement
Can you find me some grass?
I have a certain arrangement
Up the Khyber Pass
Oh yeah, let's get high with some fruit cake
Fruit cake and tea
And after I've done her
Well you can do me
Oh, boy
Don't hedge your bets, double down
If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town
Just follow me you enormous clown
Clever people don't have sex
[Chorus 2]
Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways
The bully, the bigot
The giant, the midget
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it Rufus, you're a tad gay
Oh, yeah?
Face it Robbie
Uh huh?
You're a little bit gay
About
The title song from Swings Both Ways, Robbie collaborated with Rufus Wainwright. Apparently, they’re quite fond of double meanings.
Robbie wrote: “Written by me, Guy Chambers and Rufus Wainwright in a room in the Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles one afternoon earlier this year. Rufus has probably written some of the best songs of the last fifteen years and it’s an honour to have him on my record. I think I said ‘everybody swings both ways…’, but then Rufus brought a lot to the table with this song. He works so quickly, and he’s so smart and so succinct that it’s kind of scary being in a room with him – you’ve got to keep pace the best you can. Songs are just stories. We’re now in a period of history where a male straight pop star with a following can sing a song that’s basically saying ‘Yeah, I help up for the other team, if they’re short’. And, in this song, I do.”
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