My dad:
Stop whining! (Girl caught in seatbelt)
This is hokey ! (Any special effect)
Where are his gloves? That's pretty stupid! (Snowboarder)
Now where did they get this snow globe from? (That's the mystery of the movie)
Is he trying to cut that with pliers? That's how you become a piece of toast! (Someone trying to cut down a power transformer)
Quit whining! (Same girl is buried in snow)
Make her put a sock in it! (The girl is annoying)
I can't believe they blew up that guy in the bus (on the guy who blew up in the bus)
Oh sure, now there's a gas leak (happens like 4 times)
Yeah those things aren't real fast (on the…