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One tiny mistaken vowel made this tweet far more interesting. 😂
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This is the face of a woman who has licked herself out and everyone else is either asleep or in the shower. 
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And - as someone who reads a lot of scripts: PLEASE writers, go and meet women over 40. I am sick and tired of reading stage directions like: ‘Caroline (40) is careworn, her grey hair in a bun, her sparkle long gone’… Most of the 40 yr old women I know have just had a baby, FFS!
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Beautiful writers… please write great characters for women over 50.
They have generally been working all their life to stay in this industry and they always smash it as they are experienced, wise & they deserve it. Plus it’s what WE want to watch. 
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We're so excited to be speaking to the wonderful Simone Kirby again, all about season 3!
If you have any Qs for her, get them in before 12pm tomorrow (12th Jan) and we'll do our best to ask them ❤️
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Cork, Ireland — A tribute to the incredible generosity the Choctaw Nation showed the Irish people during the Great Famine of 1845–1852.
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EXCL: #HisDarkMaterials star Simone Kirby opens up on what it was like to film Mary Malone meeting the Mulefa in season 3 and the complexities of learning their language
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Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying
#118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz
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Write the play Nick!!
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First time meeting my 81 year old second cousin today who was cut out of the family for being gay. Obviously being sent to conversion therapy didn’t work.
He is so lovely, has incredible stories, and a wicked laugh.
A profoundly important day for me given the status of LGBTQIA+
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Coming up Tomorrow ✨
🛑We've expert advice on quitting smoking
🎭 IFTA Nominated actor Simone Kirby joins us
📺 We meet the helicopter pilot Brian DePauw who survived the infamous White Island eruption
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Took him ten hours to come up with the world’s most pathetic and unfunny reply to the young woman he tried to be a smart ass to, lol
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com twitter.com/Cobratate/stat…
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We are floored today to hear the news of Jo Egan’s passing. Over the last 20 years we had hours & hours of laughter and chats with Jo, and were looking forward to seeing more of eachother in the west next year. Devastated for her family to lose such a kind and beautiful spirit.
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Cooking my first Christmas dinner tomorrow. Bought a turnip. My Mam looked at me like I was an alien. Won’t be using the turnip.
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1) A thread on Cutting Through Spin. @LeoVaradkar contacted @HSELive re the death of a teenager in Limerick hospital. Leo calls for inquiry & as a doctor, cautions us against jumping to conclusions about a death of a young girl left on trolley in an overcrowded, Emergency Dept.
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Fine work. Truth hurts. This is brilliant.
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A song for the dads doing their last minute Christmas shopping. Good luck and happy holidays to you all
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A teenage girl, Aoife Johnston, who was just 16 & who died of bacterial meningitis at was left on a trolley for up to 16 hours despite pleas from her distraught family. She was eventually given antibiotics which was too late. RIP Aoife.
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Glad to be of service 🫡
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I was expecting to cry at the end of @darkmaterials but I was pleasantly surprised it was @Simone1Kirby who made me sob my eyes out
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You better believe I asked for 10 million scenes with the baby.
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Who’s dressing up as a Mulefa in their school nativity?
All episodes of #HisDarkMaterials on @bbciplayer now, or catch episode 2 on BBC One Christmas eve!
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Simone Kirby is back as Dr Mary Malone in HBO/BBC’s #HisDarkMaterials, alongside James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Dafne Keen.
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SIMONE KIRBY () plays Dr. Mary Malone in the epic final season of ‘HIS DARK MATERIALS’.
New episodes premiere Mondays at 9pm EST on .
There’s a reason why you’re here. #hisdarkmaterials
#simonekirby #kahleencrawfordcasting
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Pretty much every day, 20 times a day…. 🥴
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"What am I doing?" Watching new episodes of #HisDarkMaterials tonight at 9pm EST on @HBOMax.
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Glad the scene was what you wanted it to be 😉
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I have been thinking all day about how @Simone1Kirby has been a perfect Mary from day one - and then, the marzipan scene, I think I floated away in joy, for multiple reasons. All I can say is thank you for being such a delight, both on our screens, and on social media, too!
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His Dark Materials, but instead of daemons, everyone has a muppet.
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Less than 2 hours to go until ep 1, season 3 of #HisDarkMaterials launches on and ALL EPS drop on !
Who are you most excited to see again?
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Heee heeee 🤭 (you gotta sing the WHOLE song)
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The day before season 3 drops on and discuss concluding the #hisdarkmaterials trilogy on at 8.20am
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We're still reeling from the #HisDarkMaterials Season 3 Premiere this week! Our shining cast looked fabulous, both on screen and off...
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Cards on the table. I’m a nurse, I’m on £84k a year plus expenses. My hospital has heavily subsidised bars and restaurant and best of all free car parking. I didn’t even have to study or have a degree or anything. Oh hang on, that’s MPs, not nurses
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Season 3 Premiere was a blast. Met so many great fans and got the #HisDarkMaterials family together again. 🖤 Huge thanks
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"They make the most incredible, beautiful, characterful puppets and I just had this big white head with eyes and a trunk!" 😂
Ever wondered what actors actually see when working with CGI characters?
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Tune into @BBCMorningLive today if you wanna meet a wee Zalif 
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Clare actress Simone Kirby on starring in the final run of His Dark Materials
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⚠️ The PayPal scam fooling even the most tech-savvy
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Irish actress Simone Kirby on the difficulty of playing nice as she stars in HBO’s His Dark Materials
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