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Shrek Safe Cheesecake lll is a minor (formerly main) character in the SuperMarioLogan series. He is a fan version of the titular main protagonist of the DreamWorks animated Shrek franchise (though he is much more of a stereotypical fat jerk rather than the ugly yet soft beast from the franchise which the character is based on).



He is an obese ogre who has an obsession with and addiction to Cake. He weighs about 750 pounds (mentioned in Joseph Moves In!).

In the early episodes, he was a main character. However in later episodes, he is now a minor character who doesn't appear in videos often because he basically just ate, crapped, and farted, which didnt comply with YouTube’s guidelines since 2018. However, as of October 2020, he seems to slowly be regaining his status as a recurring character, though he seems to be on and off like Black Yoshi. Though unlike Black Yoshi, his appearances are only smaller roles rather than getting episodes focused on him.

History

Shrek was born on October 17, 1960, and was raised in Waterford, Ireland.

In 2008, he moved to Florida because he had been selected to go on Main Character Judging and since he won the award.

He used to mooch off of Mario while living with him without any rent.

Shrek was originally from the DreamWorks film franchise of the same name and he won the Main Character Judging and picked Tour Guide for Today along with Mario. His longest appearance is probably Shrek life .

He also appeared in Season 2 of Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures. He makes a few cameos in the background of Logan Thirtyacre early videos such as TONY'S LIFE STORY.

He also makes a brief cameo appearance in Logan's later videos such as Bowser Junior's Cellphone, Bowser Junior's Game Night 2, Bowser Goes to the Movies!, Jeffy's Mistake!, and The Bet!.

He is also the main antagonist of Toad's Mistake 3, Shrek's Crappy Wish, Shrek's Bath Problem!,Shrek the Babysitter! and one of the two main antagonists of Toad is Cool

Personality

Shrek is obsessed with eating cheesecake and taking craps. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sexual intercourse with it in addition to eating it.

In the episode "The Ring", Shrek drank too much slippin, making him poop, and ran to the bathroom and poops all over it.

He has eaten so much cheesecake that his veins are filled with cheese, and he is obsessed to the point that he murdered Toad for eating his cheesecake. He also has diabetes and that his digestive system is destroyed, as revealed in Shrek's Diet!.

Shrek also is obsessed with taking "craps" in the bathroom. He at one point even got his own sewer just to contain his crap. His obsessions lead him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking craps, and just generally being a gross ogre.

Shrek is known to have a very short temper and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him.

This is noticeable in The Bird when Skittles eats Shrek's McDonald's and disturbs him when he is making love with/eating his cheesecake in his room.

Shrek is also shown to sometimes extremely cruel to just about everyone. He has shoved a corn-dog up Mario's butt, forced Mario to drink his diarrhea simply because Mario wouldn't give him toilet paper, brutally murdered Toad multiple times, threw Toad out of the house, made Toad eat his crap on multiple occasions, gave Toad a swirlie because he ate his cheesecake, made an extremely hurtful and mean rap against Toad with Black Yoshi, and much more.

He also calls everybody that he likes or generally doesn't dislike "donkey." Revealed in The Couch!, Shrek calls his enemies "Lord Farquaad."

Likes and Dislikes

Likes

  • Sara Lee cheesecake (a lot, borders on sexually)
  • Defecating in the toilet
  • Calling everybody "Donkey" (mostly Mario)
  • Doritos
  • Pooping
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • McDonald's
  • Pizza
  • Shrek Junior (his son)
  • Cheeseballs
  • Taco Bell
  • Mario (Sometimes)
  • Charleyyy and Friends
  • Black Yoshi
  • Woody
  • Toilets
  • Cheese Balls
  • Food
  • Corndogs
  • Farting
  • Calling Chef Pee Pee "Chef Penis"
  • Jeffy (Currently)
  • Atso's Body
  • Rosalina
  • Chocolate cake
  • Lasagna
  • Sweet peas (alternate dimension)
  • Urinating into the toilet (alternate dimension)
  • Onions
  • Popeye's Chicken Sandwich
  • Fat people
  • Spicy peppers (In Shrek's Hot Cheesecake)
  • Clean bathrooms (sometimes)
  • Oreos
  • Baseball
  • The Super Bowl
  • Teeth
  • Feet
  • Basil
  • Toilet Humor
  • Sharing His Cheesecake

Dislikes

  • Sharing his cheesecake (formerly)
  • Lord Farquaad (He also uses it as an insult towards people he hates)
  • Lack of cheesecake for him
  • Mario (Sometimes)
  • Having to go on a diet
  • Mario refusing to do favors for him
  • Running out of toilet paper
  • Toad
  • People stealing his cheesecake without asking (especially Jeffy, Bowser Junior and Toad), or eats it without asking
  • Salad
  • Cheesecake (temporarily; formerly)
  • Being in a coma
  • Getting kicked out of the house
  • Skittles (the bird)
  • Calling Mario
  • Missing Mario
  • Bowser Junior (Formerly)
  • Edible Greens
  • Healthy Food
  • Skinny people
  • Being fooled
  • Lucas Januario Koyik hating him farting or pooping
  • Tony kissing him
  • Craig Junior
  • Fiona (Currently)
  • Richard Goodman
  • Mr. Goodman
  • The Rat
  • Charleyyy
  • Green beans (just like Jeffy)
  • Jeffy (Formerly)
  • Not being in videos
  • Calling people by their real name (despite doing it to Woody)

Relationships

Mario

In the old era, Mario and Shrek used to get along better, but as time goes on, Mario and Shrek fight more often and their relationship has declined into a neutral status. Mario always gets annoyed at Shrek due to his constant begging for him to buy him cheesecake and walking all over him. Mario also dislikes Shrek because he calls "Donkey" and freeloads off him.

Status: Neutral

Black Yoshi

Shrek refers to Black Yoshi as "Black Donkey"

Shrek and Black Yoshi seem to get along well and could be friends. They often team up with each other (mostly to kill someone).

In The Bird, Skittles, a rare African bird that Woody adopted, ate Shrek's cheesecake and McDonald's and messed with Black Yoshi's Call of Duty (which he does like). This resulted in them teaming up to kill Skittles. Shrek stuffed him in a trash bag, tossed the bag to the side of the house, and had Black Yoshi shoot him. However, a news report then states that the bird was missing from the zoo and that a $20,000,000 reward will be given to anyone who can bring it back alive.

In Toad is Cool, he and Black Yoshi teamed up again, to oppose Toad and Ray Cheesy through a rap battle.

Status: Friends

Chef Pee Pee

In the Early episodes, Chef Pee Pee respects and gets along better with Shrek for being more tolerable then Bowser and Bowser Junior. But as time goes on in the later seasons, Chef Pee Pee finds Shrek gross and disgusting and dislikes him.

Status: Enemies

Jeffy

Shrek dislikes Jeffy, as seen in "Shrek The Babysitter!", but in "Jeffy Loses His Teeth!, they seem to actually get well with each other.

Status: Enemies/Neutral

Criminal Record

  • Theft: In No Towel, he stole a towel from the bathroom and in The Car, he, along with Black Yoshi, Woody and the Angry Birds, stole Mario's car, money and bank account.
  • Child Neglect: In Shrek The Babysitter!, after Junior and Jeffy ate his last cheesecake, he went insane, and locked them in the bathroom.
  • Murder: He's murdered Toad several times throughout the series.
  • Animal Cruelty: He stabbed Skittles which is a bird with a knife in The Bird.

Quotes

  • "OH DONKEY!"
  • "Hello, Little Donkey."
  • "Donkey! Where's my cheesecake?!"
  • "The creamy-cream Sara-Lee Cheesecake!"
  • "Donkey, give me the last piece!"
  • some-BODY ONCE TOLD ME-Oh hey Donkey!

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Trivia

  • Shrek's personality may be a mixture of the character Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise, and Shrek from the original Shrek franchise .
    • This can be further supported by his catchphrases he says such as "Get in my belly!", and "I have to take a crap!" along with his unusual eating diets.
    • Coincidentally, the real Shrek was played by the same actor (Mike Myers) with the same fake Scottish accent.
  • This version of Shrek plush is from Hasbro and is the Jumbo Shrek 2 Ogre Plush.
  • Shrek is the only major character to not be a human puppet due to the fact that he was not affected by the cease-and-desist letter from Nintendo, as he is a Dreamworks character.
  • Shrek eats Oreos with green filling made out of his special crap that he can only produce in his swamp. He then messily shoves the Oreo into a slice of cheesecake and eats it, including the plate. He believes the normal white filling is gross, saying it looks like someone masturbated using two chocolate cookies.
  • Shrek often calls Mario "Donkey."
    • He also calls Black Yoshi "Black Donkey", Luigi "Green Donkey", Toad "Mushroom Donkey", Brooklyn Guy "Doctor Donkey" and "Police Donkey", and Bowser Junior and Jeffy "Little Donkey."
    • He calls everyone some variation of "Donkey" except for Woody and Baby Shrek, who he calls "Junior."
    • He calls Chef Pee Pee different names involving variations of the word “penis”, such as “Chef Peehole”, “Chef Wiener”, and “Chef Cock”.
    • This is because in the Shrek movie series, he has a talking Donkey sidekick who is literally named "Donkey." However, he does not call everyone Donkey in the actual movies like he does in SML.
  • He may not love eating cheesecake specifically, but just anything having to do with cheesecake, as revealed in Bowser Junior's Game Night 2, when he takes a Headbands card with the word "cheesecake" on it.
  • Cheesecake isn't the only food Shrek has ever eaten, as he was shown to love eating McDonalds (mainly Big Macs) in "The Bird" and eating a Popeye's chicken sandwich in "Black Yoshi's Chicken Sandwich!" Despite this, Cheesecake is his food of choice.
  • On Lance's channel in the Q&A video it's revealed that Shrek has eaten over 12 billion cheesecakes in his entire life.
  • On Lance's channel in the Q&A video it's revealed that Shrek and Fiona broke up with each other, because she couldn’t handle all the craps that he was taking inside her castle so she ordered Lord Farquaad to banish Shrek from the castle then they started to break up and ever since then, he doesn’t have anyone but Sara Lee Cheesecake as he’s stressed out from eating it.
  • Shrek said In The Q&A Video On Lance's Channel,that his cheesecake is the creamiest of all cheesecake.
  • As of 2017, he has fallen out of the main cast and only appears rarely. This is because younger fans, which make up the majority of Logan's fanbase, prefer Jeffy and Bowser Junior, and thus their videos, especially Jeffy's get significantly more views than Shrek videos and Black Yoshi videos. As a result, Logan now only uses him once every few months, though he's started to appear a little more frequently as of October 2020.
  • Shrek is the only character from Main Character Judging who is still in the show.
  • Shrek believes he and Black Yoshi have the same skin colors but they don't; Shrek just loves him.
  • Shrek has been known to clog the toilet on more than one occasion and the resulting fallout ends up with a random character either dying or suffocating. Usually Toad is the victim.
  • In Shrek's Hot Cheesecake, after he eats super hot Shrimpo droppings, Shrek becomes a superhero known as Iron-Shrek, but he refers to himself as Iron-Donkey.
  • Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck.
  • Shrek believes his butt is an ATM.
  • In the alternate dimension, he takes pees instead of craps, he likes sweet peas instead of cheesecake, and he calls Mario (and possibly everyone else) "Camel" instead of "Donkey."
  • It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that Shrek's body has built up an immunity to diabetes, due to the fact that he has an immense amount of diabetes that he wasn't even aware he had.
  • Also revealed in Shrek's Diet, is that Shrek has eaten so much cheesecake in his lifetime that he has pure Velveeta cheese coursing through his veins in place of actual blood.
  • He has fed Toad his crap multiple times.
  • In Bowser Goes To The Movies!, Shrek went to see Charleyyy and Friends: The Movie, implying he's a fan of the series. He is most likely not addicted to it like Bowser is, as he has never been seen watching a single episode of the show or even mentioning it beforehand.
  • When he's very excited, he flaps his arms like a bird as if he was trying to fly. Most of the time, he does manage to hover for a little bit.
    • It's revealed in "Meet The Cast: Lance" that he can actually fly, but doesn't.
  • It is revealed in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Season 2 Episode 7 that he does not have a driver's license.
  • In Shrek's Diet!, it is revealed that Shrek should've died years ago from eating cheesecake for most of his life.
  • Shrek's full name (Shrek Safe Cheesecake III) was revealed in No Weapons Allowed.
  • In The Ring!, it is said that Shrek needs Taco Bell in order to help him poop while constipated.
  • In both Shrek The Babysitter! and The Couch!, Shrek acts like himself from his original movie.
  • Shrek could represent "Gluttony" due to his obsession of cheesecake and never allow anyone to eat or share with him.
  • Shrek is the oldest student in the Summer School series. However, it is unknown what year he was born.
  • He is one of Lance's least favorite characters along with Jackie Chu that he voices due to his throat hurting every time he voices both of them.
  • Logan reveals in the vlog that the reason why Shrek doesn't appear a lot nowadays was simply the fact that he craps in the toilet which mostly causes a video to be age-restricted.
  • Though, him pooping may be able to return as COPPA is considering adding an age directed choice for YouTubers.
  • Despite their differences, Shrek appears to be one of the few characters who live in his home that Mario seems to like.
  • It is revealed in Joseph Moves In!, that Shrek weighs 717 pounds.
  • It's revealed in a character Q&A, that Shrek has diarrhea 45 to 50 times every day.
  • Throughout the course of his lifetime, or at least during the course of SuperMarioLogan, Shrek has had numerous serious medical issues and near death experiences mainly as a result of his compulsive cheesecake eating. For example, he almost died of a heart attack in Shrek's Diet, went into a coma in Shrek's Coma, had intense diabetes for a long period of time that could have killed him at any given moment, and had no blood left in his veins by the time Shrek's Diet takes place, with it all being replaced by cheese.
  • Because of how he is a minor character since 2018, Shrek has appeared in videos rarely with him only appearing three times in 2018 and once in 2019.
    • However, as of October 30, 2020, he has made four appearances (3 being in the same month), and once in December 19, 2020.
      • This may mean that Shrek is now considered a common recurring character.
        • But as of September 2021, he had made no appearances
  • He, Mario, Bowser, Black Yoshi and Mr. Goodman are the only characters from the old era that are still in the show.
  • In Lance's Character Q&A/Talk, he’s not in videos that much anymore because he has stomach issues and he has to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds. He'll make a cameo if he doesn't have issues that day.
  • He might be a human puppet someday
    • Right now, he's the only plush in show.
  • He thinks him and Mario are twins

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