BAYERN OUTCLASS ARSENAL – HERE’S THE COPIUM

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We’ll start out with a bit of perspective.

That was Arsenal’s first Champions League in 7 years. It was our first quarter-final in 14 years. Only two of our starting 11 players had played in the Champions League before this season. We just lost a game to a Bayern Munich that won the CL 3 years ago – hasn’t been out of the comp in living memory – and had 8 CL winners in the game-day squad.

Below is the record of Manchester City. The most monied club in the world. Best CEO, best manager, best coaches, best data team, best players, best facilities, best scouts, highest wage bill, top 2 transfer budget… and they have won it once since 2011.

They also went out against a Madrid side that I would say would finish 4th in the Premier League at best.

There is no shame in what happened last night. We conceded 3 stupid goals in transition to a side that is way more experienced than us. We didn’t have the game management or the stardust to make it count in a tough game.

Barcelona, Atleti, and City is fine company to be keeping on the exit ramp.

At the highest level, which is where we are, it’s a game of fine margins and sometimes you come up short.

We came up short.

The plan was a good one. We kept the ball for spells but didn’t press high. Then we worked off a trigger and went hard at Bayern. Arsenal created great chances but couldn’t finish.

The second half went the way of the Villa game. We lost sight of the plan we were supposed to be executing, then we switched off and didn’t have the magic needed to bring the game back to life.

It’s hard to really put your finger on what the exact cause of that second half was. For me, it was a blend of being emotionally and physically drained, combined with a lack of experience. As the game wore on, we shrank, and Bayern grew. I didn’t feel the sense of control we’ve had all season because I don’t think it was there. The players seemed like they’d given up, even if they did have a few late chances.

Two areas really need addressing this summer if we’re going to move up a level.

I think we lack true magic at times. We have to work hard for our goals. If we’re honest, the system is the star at all times. It works because we have workhorse players who are mentally tough and can follow instructions down to a T. We have a stunning crop of players, I am not denying that, but we don’t have A-listers that change a game in a flash. Liverpool have Salah, Trent and Jota. City has Silva, KDB, and Haaland. Spurs have Park. We overperform xPTS by the lowest margin in the top 5. The only team in the top 8 close to us is Newcastle who are underperforming. What does that tell you? The system we have gives you what you deserve. We lack the wúnderbar magic our rivals have.

In close games like the one from last night, you need a bit of special sauce (not Nando’s, I’m afraid), and Bayern had Sane over two legs. We don’t have a player that turns a shit performance into a win, like a Harry Kane. If we’re shit, we lose. Even the games we’ve lost this season, there are very few we’ve lost on xG.

Bukayo Saka is that guy. He’s 22 years old. The man has been incredible. But last night was too much for him. He looked like a kid playing in an age group higher than him. He didn’t win any duels, all his dribbles failed, he had no shots, no accurate crosses, and he didn’t create any chances. It was a dreadful performance from him. In the 94th minute we were gifted a late freekick, Bukayo rushed it to put Ben White through on goal. The following corner was our last hope, we are the best at corners in the world, so what did our starboy do? Hit the man at the front post like it was 2009.

Not good enough if we want to dine at the chefs’ table.

That kind of leads me to the point I’ve been making since the start of the season. If you don’t rotate, you don’t win things. We are now suffering that in April again. When it’s the third year in a row, you have to start asking questions of our brilliant manager.

I could maybe handle ‘the manager doesn’t trust Holding, Cedric and Smith Rowe’ but I can’t handle ‘the manager doesn’t trust Partey, Vieira, Zinchenko, Tomi, ESR, Reiss, and Eddie.’

Our season is collapsing with a fully fit squad to choose from. Who is that on?

Thomas Partey has been fit for a while, he gets next to no minutes. We know he’s top-class. Why didn’t Arteta take more chances on his earlier in his rehab? Now he’s useless.

Tomi has been fit since March 31st. He’s played 81 minutes (barring last night). Why?

We signed Reiss Nelson to a £100k a week deal. He’s contributed 429 minutes in CL and EPL. What was the point of making him the Saka backup?

Fabio Vieira was Arteta’s boy. Now, he’s not. Why?

Eddie and Smith Rowe are persona non grata.

The difference between this season and last season is this season, we didn’t break anyone… we just cooked them so they can’t give their all.

Until Arteta gets to grip with his squad management, we’re always going to be stuck in April, crying about losing to teams we’re better than.

It’s painful.

I’m not sure I have much of an upside today. My gut was we’d lose to Bayern and probably end our Premier League chase on Saturday away at Wolves. I think that’s the path it’s going to go. This season was always going to be difficult to navigate. We changed our system to give us more control, we upgraded our 6, 8, and 1, and we played our first CL season.

By any standard, this season has been a roaring success.

The job Arteta has done is a miracle. Those saying otherwise have lost their damn minds. Suggest something better or faster. I’m not sure you could. Arsenal opted to do things the hard way because we don’t have nation-state cash. That meant we hired a rookie manager, signed players who weren’t ready, and took the slow route back to the top.

Check out this chart from Opta. It’s the average age of starting 11s this season in the EPL dated March 26th.

We have the third youngest starting 11 in the Premier League and we are second right now. City and Liverpool sit 10th/11th spots. There is so much growth to be had at Arsenal. We are a long way off our peak.

Players bumping the avg age at Arsenal: Jorginho 32, Trossard 29, Partey 30, Raya 28

Players bumping avg age at Liverpool: Salah 31, Alisson 31, Thiago 33, Endo 31, Robertson 30,

Players bumping avg age at City: Walker 33, KDB 32, Ederson 30, Kovacic 29, Ake 29, Stone 29, Silva 29, Grealish 28, Akanji 28

What do you notice? Our mega stars are not phasing out any time soon. Those at City and Liverpool are.

Could it be better now? Maybe. But always remember… we are chasing perfection, and perfection just lost to Madrid in a penalty shootout and it took them a long time to make it in Europe.

The path we are on is the right one. Think there’s a better one? Ask United fans. Ask Chelsea fans. Ask Newcastle fans. Ask Spurs fans. Ask Liverpool fans when the correction comes post-Klopp and everyone realises that he left because he knew it was about the tank.

Arsenal is built well, our best players are 2-3 seasons from peak, and if we continue to make great decisions, we will reach the promised land.

The journey there is the fun part, you’ll realise that when we’re defending trophies, not chasing dreams.

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Emiratesstroller

Guns of Hackney

You are someone who comes on to Le Grove whenever we lose a game
and is frankly not remotely a genuine supporter.

You are just a WUM.

Guns of Hackney

Still no argument against what I’m saying though. Come on. Prove me wrong.

Isaac

@guns, what’s going on? 😂

You’re really angry. Calm down bro! There’s life outside Arsenal sha. I understand your pain. I feel it too. I don’t enjoy the double standards used to judge the management, as I believe Arteta is not the man; he’s just there.
But I don’t think creating enemies because of the club’s issues is something worth it.
Language, please. Kids can access the site

JohnG

Guns shooting all his barrels at Tom today.

Guns of Hackney

John. I’m retaliating against Tom’s antisemitism yesterday that went unchecked.

Tom

“Tom. You came out as a terrorist supporting motherfucker yesterday and today, an absolute moron” Few terrorized the innocent more over the last few centuries than your people Huckney, although my government is doing its best to catch up. Not that you would know that of course seeing how you must’ve slept through any history courses you might’ve taken throughout that sub par education of yours. Only a complete moron would say no arm forces would ever bomb innocent civilians as a tool of terror and not a strategic military objective (Dresden, Tokyo). The best I can say for you… Read more »

Guns of Hackney

Tom. You support a clan that would, and I’ll try and put this to you in a way only your type will understand…if you went to their country and purported your shit, they would rape your women, kids, behead you and then do the same to them. Do you understand that, Tom?

Grow up. Look around you and start fucking listening.

Ps. You still have not answered my question about Arsenal.

Graham62

Worrying Trend says TH14.

Samir

Serious question now Pedro;

When are you going to ban Guns of Hackney?
Absolutely ruining this place.

Guns of Hackney

Samir. You’re another one who was spurting your antisemitism last evening so keep your mouth shut.

I couldn’t give a fuck if I was banned.

Tom

Ps. You still have not answered my question about Arsenal.

Guns you’re too dim for words.
I can tell you every poster’s opinion re Arsenal whichever iteration past, current or future based on their incessant circular arguments, yours included.

That’s why I find you remotely entertaining for breaking up the mundane.
I said remotely, so don’t let it get to your head.

Graham62

Still for me the most brain dead decision ever made by Arsenal FC.

Letting Martinez go.

If we had kept him, I reckon we’d be PL by now.

Just an opinion!

Graham62

PL champions!

Graham62

There are only 2 statistics that make sense to me over the past week.

Arsenal 0 Aston Villa 2
Bayern Munich 1 Arsenal 0

Who gives a Castlemaine xxxx about GX or the age of our squad or what other dribble comes gushing out.

The world has gone bonkers.

Le Grove has gone bonkers!

Graham62

Prefer dribble to drivel.

McBright is Wright

Arsenal in the month of April over the last three seasons:

2021/22:
❌ Palace 3-0 Arsenal
❌ Arsenal 1-2 Brighton
❌ Southampton 1-0 Arsenal

2022/23:
🤝 Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal
🤝 West Ham 2-2 Arsenal
🤝 Arsenal 3-3 Southampton
❌ Man City 4-1 Arsenal

2023/24:
🤝 Arsenal 2-2 Bayern
❌ Arsenal 0-2 Aston Villa
❌ Bayern 1-0 Arsenal

I hate April. #afc

Samir

Guns of Hackney

I am anti; chavs, racists, bigots.
You meet all the criteria.

rollen

All aggressive politics bulshit should be banned.
Dumb masses like you guys will sooner or later create enough hatred to start WW 3 and destruction of the planet.
There will be no football post nuclear war.

Samir

Graham
Martinez is a very special player; not only does he talk the talk, but he also walks the walk.

Should have been our long term number 1.

McBright is Wright

Don’t get your hopes too high…we hope for the better and prepare for the worst.
North London for forever…

Brian Muff

I think it would be a savvy move from Pedro to impose a one post per day limit on GoH so he can have a little think before posting. Hopefully he’ll just unload into Twitter (X) instead.

Handing over this site to this special type of dickwad is bonkers. It’s end of days stuff.

Graham62

ES I hope you are well. I’ve come on here after losing two defeats because there are things that I see that concern me immensely and always have done. Guns also sees these things, as do others. Supporting your team through thick and thin is all well and good but when trends become evident, as a supporter, I feel I have every right to voice my concerns. Being direct and honest is frowned upon these days, in case you offend someone. Le Grove has become such a place. I don’t accept bs and PR crap. I go on what I… Read more »

Emiratesstroller

Graham 62

We have lost only one game in EPL since beginning of January.

This season we have beaten and drawn our 4 games against Man City
and Liverpool.

Liverpool were beaten in two consecutive games both of which were
unexpected results.

Arsenal have had a relatively decent season and if we finish second in
league and qualify for Champions league surely that is not a bad result.

I guess you and others who post on here are frustrated, but that is not a
reason to throw the toys out of the pram.

salparadisenyc

Guns still going strong, does seem country life truly suits the man.
Unending keyboard pounding.

Call me old school but I miss the Red Truths / Marble Halls of this space who did much better with far less.

Samir

New post!

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