Here at Esquire, we love ourselves a good fan theory. We really do. But at the rate we see Redditors and YouTubers and your nerdy brother churning these things out, it's kind of like having Cheesecake Factory for dinner every night. It's all good! But you've had the Celebration Cheesecake for 15 straight days and your vital organs don't really work when they're drowning in whipped cream and birthday sprinkles.
All we're saying is that the great Fan Theory Machine could stand to take a break between Loki and What... If?, which is out in mid-August. But it's not. Not now, not ever. On Monday night, Marvel boss Kevin Feige held a watch party for Black Widow. And of course, he couldn't help but open up a can of shit. A fan tweeted at the Marvel Studios Twitter account, asking when we'll see Julia Louis-Dreyfus's Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, who showed up at the end of Black Widow. Feige said yes, of course, to the question—but he couldn't help but bring a random fan theory into the conversation while he was at it:
