In the '90s, I wanted to have Skeet Ulrich's babies because he was hot. Now I want to have Skeet Ulrich's babies because he's hot and the best dad on Instagram, possibly the planet. I know this because he "likes" nearly every one of his 16-year-old twins' posts and leaves them supportive comments such as "Love this shot!" and "You have the best smile [kiss face emoji]."
The kids don't even seem embarrassed. Is this what a well-adjusted childhood looks like?
Jakob and Naiia were born in 2001 to Skeet and his then wife, actress Georgina Cates. This was five years after Scream, around the time I was graduating from high-school. I guess I didn't care then that Skeet was going to be a father. I didn't even remember that he was a father when he re-entered my universe as FP Jones on Riverdale. But I've since seen the light: Skeet Ulrich is a father. He's an actor whose greatest role is Dad.
Unfortunately, I can't really have Skeet's babies. He's madly in love with his fiancé, Rose Costa. (He also gushes over her four-year-old son, Luca, whose father is James Marsden.)
I don't think Skeet or his kids would appreciate me dropping the "pig's blood" Scream gif into the family group chat all the time anyway, which I most certainly would do.
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