****WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS THREAD. LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILERS.
I MEAN IT. *****
As I write this, it is approximately two weeks into June, which means that the 2020-2021 television season is officially over, and man, it was a strange one. Just as COVID had thrown a monkey wrench into the back end of the previous television season, it messed up the roll-out of this one. Television shows not only were late returning to the air, they also had to cope with stringent safety measures designed to to protect the casts and crews from a deadly disease. As we shall see, some shows handled this disruption better than others. But some things didn't change. Like all television seasons, this one had it's ups and downs, it's hits and misses, it's shows that we loved that we will see another season of and shows that broke our hearts by being canceled too soon.
Following is my take on the television season just past. As always, you can put up your own choices for Best and Worst, and your own Mosts; critique the choices I or others made; or just shoot the breeze about the TV season just past. The fun part of these threads for me is not just sharing my thoughts, but getting yours as well!
So, without further ado, I shall kick things off:
THE BESTS, WORSTS, AND MOSTS OF THE 2019-2020 TV SEASON
Firstly, the Bests and Worsts:
BEST NETWORK SHOW
Superstore
Ever since it premiered in 2015, SUPERSTORE always made my short list of nominees for Best Network Show – and every single year, it always got nudged out by another show. Sorry, SUPERSTORE, but the Flarrowverse was just that good! And, to be honest, it probably would have been nudged out again were it not for the fact that, thanks to the COVID-caused messed up television season, LEGENDS OF TOMORROW is airing as a summer show. But the Legends didn't air during the typical network season this year, and SUPERSTORE did. And SUPERSTORE reached new heights in this, it's final season. And attention must be paid.
Every show, whether drama or comedy, set in the present day in the 2020-2021 television season, had to cope with whether or how to integrate the ongoing COVID-19 crisis into their shows. Most of them just ignored it. Others simply nodded in it's direction by showing characters donning masks when they were indoors or in groups. Some medical shows went the route of doing a non-specific time jump to a non-COVID future, acknowledging that the pandemic was awful but now they were in a Brave New Future where everything was Back To Normal.
SUPERSTORE, on the other hand, tackled the pandemic head on, and in the process delivered up some pretty hard-hitting yet still laugh-out-loud funny episodes. The show had always made it a point to realistically show retail work as one where the people stuck in it were overworked, underpaid, and treated as unimportant cogs in a machine by a heartless, clueless corporation; while still mining humor from the ways in which the people coped with this. SUPERSTORE showed how the pandemic made alll this even worse. (In one hard hitting scene, the employees of Cloud 9 are informed that, due to COIVD-19, not wearing a mask on the job will be an immediate firing offense. When an employee asks if the company will provide the now required masks, the answer is “No”. The scene ends with the store manager reciting the the meaningless platitude that corporate has sent out to the employees they are leaving to dangle: “Cloud 9 employees are the True Heroes of the Zephyr family”).
But while it had it's share of serious moments, SUPERSTORE never forgot that it was a comedy show, and so made sure to deliver the laughs. It utilized it's excellent ensemble cast (seriously even minor characters are so well written and acted they are standouts) and it's whip-smart writing to full effect this season. In a year where so many other shows just didn't or couldn't deliver, SUPERSTORE shone. It went out on top.
BEST CABLE OR STREAMING SERIES
DuckTales
Speaking of belated kudos and going out on top...
In it's third, and sadly, final season, DUCK TALES really came into it's own. A season long plot arc had the Duck family and it's friends facing off against the evil organization F.O.W.L. and it's plots to attain it's ultimate goal – to remove all adventure from the world. The series expertly set up and played out the threat, while still finding time to give all it's characters fun side adventures and moments in the spotlight. Months before WANDAVISION aired, DUCKTALES did it's own “trapped in a sitcom” episode and got in some hilarious riffs on sitcoms past (THAT 70'S SHOW and FULL HOUSE in particular came in for some intense ribbing). And the season itself culminated in a beautifully crafted finale that sent the show off in style.
What made DUCK TALES so good this season wasn't just the excellent writing, the well-developed characters, the fantastic voice actors who embodied them, and the top-notch production values (though they certainly didn't hurt). It was the way the show found it's groove and the absolute confidence with which it executed it's moves. Unlike so many shows that come out with a dazzling first season, only to fizzle out as the showrunners lose track of what they were supposed to be about, DUCK TALES consistently kept it's eye on the ball, building on it's strengths and shoring up it's weaknesses. And in a disrupted television season that threw so many shows back on their heels, DUCK TALES never broke stride. It was that rare show where, instead of trying to be best kid's TV show it could be, or the best family TV show it could be, it was (to quote a song) simply the best TV show it could be, period. And in doing that, it became the best cable/streaming show on television. Because Family truly is the Greatest Adventure of OH NO!!! THE GROUND!!!
BEST NEW CABLE OR STREAMING SERIES
(Tie)WandaVision/The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
The MCU came to the world of the smaller screen this year, and delivered a one-two punch that showed that they had come with their game faces on. First out of the gate was WANDAVISION, which wrapped an homage to sitcoms of decades past around a story about grief and trauma. Then came THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER, which wrapped a two-fisted actioneer around a story about coming to terms with the past. In both cases the series took advantage of the longer time frame afforded by television to do deep dives into their themes. WANDAVISION was the most stylistically adventurous, while THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER was the more thoughtful. What was amazing about both of them is that Marvel could have easily done simplistic series that had their protagonists saving the world or a part thereof and still had smash hit series, instead they had the guts to explore problems that couldn't be solved by punching someone in the face. Marvel swung for the fences on these shows, and in doing so produced the best television of the year.
BEST NEW NETWORK SHOW/MOST PROMISING NEW SHOW
Superman and Lois
"Oh no", I hear you groan. "Not ANOTHER Superman show!!!" It's a legit reaction. After all, what angle could a new show possibly take on Superman and the love of his life, Lois Lane, that hasn't been done a bajillion times before? How about Superman/Clark Kent as a married couple with children, coping with the special stresses put on the family when one of it's members is Superman?
It's amazing how well that approach has worked.
What made SUPERMAN AND LOIS such a breath of fresh air this season was how it broke away from the usual CW/Berlanti-verse formula of young adults angsting their way through their love lives and the challenges of being an adult in between punching out supervillains. Superman and his wife have been there, done that. They are fully formed adults, and they have found their life mates. Their challenges come from helping their two teen sons navigate their own journeys into adulthood – a challenge made even more difficult now that one of their children has developed superpowers of his own. Oh, there is plenty of teenage angst and punching out supervillains to be had, no worries there, but it is all framed in the context of a loving family working together to solve their problems.
Of course, not everything on SUPERMAN AND LOIS worked perfectly. The plotline concerning John Henry Irons took too long to come together and often seemed like an intrusion on the more interesting stuff happening with the Kent family. And the plotline concerning evil billionaire Morgan Edge's nefarious plans to weaponize X-Kryptonite seems more suitable for a crossover event then something that might happen in Smallville. But those are small quibbles for what is otherwise a great show with a ton of potential going forward. In a landscape where CW superhero shows were getting to be a bit samey-samey, SUPERMAN AND LOIS stood out with something new, fresh and different.
BEST ACTOR
(Tie)Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, and Wyatt Russell, THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER
I really couldn't make up my mind as to which of the three lead male characters of THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER had done the the most superb job. There was Anthony Mackie, as Sam Wilson struggling to decide whether or not he should assume the mantle of Captain America and trying to come to terms with his people's past. There was Sebastian Stan, as Bucky Barnes trying to come to terms with the weight of his own personal past and chart a future for himself. And there was the newcomer to the MCU, Wyatt Russell, as the man who happily assumed the mantle of Captain America, only to hideously crack under the pressure of living up to the name. All three gentleman had delivered the goods in one scene after another. Which one to pick? In the end I threw in the towel and declared it a tie. All of them were fantastic, and all of them were outstanding, and I am looking forward to seeing where all of them go next.
BEST ACTRESS
Elizabeth Olsen, WANDAVISION
On the other hand, I had no problems deciding that Elizabeth Olsen was hands down the best actress of the 2020-2021 TV season. In the series WANDAVISION, Plsen gave a master class in acting, expertly cycling not only through different syles of comedy but also different extremes of emotion. It was amazing to watch how Wanda crumbled as her constructed reality did, heartbreaking to see her sacrifice everything to set the wrong she had done right, and inspiring to watch her find the inner stregth to carry on. All this, and she did a pretty good job battling a supervillain!
WORST SHOW/ MOST EGREGIOUS WASTE OF A TALENTED CAST
All Rise
ALL RISE was the worst kind of bad show out there ・the show that could have been good, and just kept frustratingly missing the mark. A show centering around the personal and professional lives of the judges, lawyers, clerks, bailiffs and cops who work at an L.A. County courthouse; ALL RISE centered itself around the character of Lola Character, a newly appointed black female judge determined to take a different approach to justice. The show had all the ingredients of a good show: interesting characters, quippy dialogue, and a snappy pace. But it was dogged at every turn by ridiculous plots, a presentation of the legal system so unrealistic it seems to have come from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and overall incoherence as to just what exactly this show was supposed to be.
The incoherence is what doomed ALL RISE to be such a stupid, irredeemable show. Was it supposed to be a legal version of GREY'S ANATOMY? Because it certainly had that soapy, over-the-top aspect to it. Was it supposed to be a legal version of THE OFFICE? Because it also had a ton of “comedic takes on workplace quirks” in it. Was it supposed to be a West Coast version of LAW & ORDER? Because every other episode seemed to feature (badly) a “ripped-from-the-headlines” story about a hot political topic of the moment. If the show had picked a lane and stuck to it, it might have been passable, but no, it decided to be a comedic take on workplace quirks featuring gritty takes on the injustices of the legal system that young and sexy legal professionals navigated in between the tumultuous developments in their love lives. IT. JUST. DIDN'T. WORK.
And here is the worst thing about ALL RISE – this horrible, all-over-the-road, babbling lunacy of a terrible TV show wasted a veritable Murderer's Row of acting talent. Anchoring the cast was Simone Missick, who had impressed in the Marvel Television series LUKE CAGE, IRON FIST, and THE DEFENDERS, as well as ALTERED CARBON. Appearing regularly on the show were Marg Helgenberger, Paul McCrane, Peter MacNicol, and Amy Acker. These people are practically television royalty! And their talents were completely wasted on this pathetic excuse for a television drama! It takes a special kind of incompetence to have that kind of talent on hand and not be able to write to their talents.
After two seasons of stinking up the television landscape, ALL RISE was mercifully cancelled this year. The axe fell about two seasons too late.
WORST NEW SHOW
Big Sky
BIG SKY is the worst kind of blast from the past – the umpteenth go-round of elements that by now are so worn out they are transparent, that probably were considered fresh and now when they were first attempted. But it has been a loooooooong time since they were first attempted, in the case of BIG SKY, it's been decades.
The tropes that BIG SKY so laboriously recreated were first rolled in the movie SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 30 years ago in 1991. There's the damsels in distress that the show spends an egregious amount of time being stalked and kidnapped, and the recurring scenes of them huddling, whimpering and frightened, in a cold dark place. There's the egregiously weird villain who did the stalking and kidnapping (the show changes up a bit here from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS by giving the guy – wait for it – MOMMY ISSUES! GROAN). And then there are the female protagonists doggedly trying to find the missing girls before Something Terrible happens to them. About the only thing different from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is that the creepy stalker kidnapper has grabbed his victims in order to sex traffic them rather than kill them.
Perhaps it is the been there-done there aspect of BIG SKY that causes it to commit the worst crime a “thriller” can possibly commit – it's BORING AS HELL. When the young ladies are stalked and kidnapped by Creepy Guy With Mommy Issues, the scenes aren't suspenseful – you're sitting there going, “Oh, for Pete's sake, just kidnap the girls already, we know that's what you're going to do!” Plot developments that are meant to be big shocking twists just fail to land because they are so utterly predictable. Gee, the Ryan Phillipe character is questioning a police officer in a small, out of the way town, and the officer is acting all squirrelly and weird – WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN?!
BIG SKY is the worst of all possible television worlds – the thriller that doesn't thrill, but instead is just a boring slog. Amazingly, the show managed to get renewed for another season. Another season we can all be bored to tears by it.
BEST SERIES FINALE
DuckTales
The House of Mouse broke the hearts of loyal DUCKTALES fans this year by lowering the cancellation axe on the show. The small sliver of good news from the announcement was that the DUCKTALES showrunners had the time to craft a fitting finale to the beloved series. And what a finale they gave us! From beginning to end, the love and care with which the creators crafted fitting endings to every character's story was evident. Jump up and cheer moments abounded through the finale – from Donald Duck rediscovering his love of adventure, to Webby earning her way square into the McDuck family, to Launchpad realizing that he, too, could be a superhero. But the finale also didn't stint on the quieter, character driven moments – the scene where Donald and Della discussed the changes to their relationship that would occur due to Donald's decision to go on an around-the-world trip with his beloved Daisy was truly moving. And the scenes over the end credits, with the characters metaphorically takng bows as they engaged in a skydiving adventure, would a smile on anyone's face. DUCKTALES pulled off the feat of bringing the series to a satisfying end while at the same time leaving fans wanting more. Not just the best series finale of the 2020-2021 season but one of the best of all time.
WORST SERIES FINALE
Supernatural
... aaaaand then there was the SUPERNATURAL finale. In some ways, the series finale to SUPERNATURAL being a gigantic dud was pretty much baked into the cake. For one thing, SUPERNATURAL had already delivered up a nearly perfect series finale at the end of their fifth (and last good) season, only to get renewed anyway. Also, there was really nothing left to do with the Winchester brothers that hadn't already been done. They'd already died (multiple times). They had gone to Heaven. They'd defeated almost every Big Bad that could possibly be conceived, up to and including both God and the Devil. What was there left to do?
What was left to do, according to the showrunners, was for Dean to die in the most stupid possible way and sitting around in Heaven getting monologued at.
The notion of having Dean meet his end by going down swinging was not in itself a bad idea, but having him meet his end via a piece of rebar was anticlimactic to say the least. And having Dean meet all the people he cared about so much who had predeceased him when he reached Heaven would have been a terrific scene – but COVID-19 put paid to that idea, so instead we have Afterlife Bobby Singer telling Dean that all those folks are there. About the only good idea that was executed well was Dean tooling around Heaven in Metallicar to the strains of “Carry On, My Wayward Son” while he waited for Sam to live out his life and then join him there. But one good sequence does not a satisfying finale make.
SUPERNATURAL is a case study of what happens when a television show is allowed to keep going long after it's creative juice has run out. There was no possible way it's finale could have left fans wanting more, because, by the time it ended, there was nothing left to give.
I MEAN IT. *****
As I write this, it is approximately two weeks into June, which means that the 2020-2021 television season is officially over, and man, it was a strange one. Just as COVID had thrown a monkey wrench into the back end of the previous television season, it messed up the roll-out of this one. Television shows not only were late returning to the air, they also had to cope with stringent safety measures designed to to protect the casts and crews from a deadly disease. As we shall see, some shows handled this disruption better than others. But some things didn't change. Like all television seasons, this one had it's ups and downs, it's hits and misses, it's shows that we loved that we will see another season of and shows that broke our hearts by being canceled too soon.
Following is my take on the television season just past. As always, you can put up your own choices for Best and Worst, and your own Mosts; critique the choices I or others made; or just shoot the breeze about the TV season just past. The fun part of these threads for me is not just sharing my thoughts, but getting yours as well!
So, without further ado, I shall kick things off:
THE BESTS, WORSTS, AND MOSTS OF THE 2019-2020 TV SEASON
Firstly, the Bests and Worsts:
BEST NETWORK SHOW
Superstore
Ever since it premiered in 2015, SUPERSTORE always made my short list of nominees for Best Network Show – and every single year, it always got nudged out by another show. Sorry, SUPERSTORE, but the Flarrowverse was just that good! And, to be honest, it probably would have been nudged out again were it not for the fact that, thanks to the COVID-caused messed up television season, LEGENDS OF TOMORROW is airing as a summer show. But the Legends didn't air during the typical network season this year, and SUPERSTORE did. And SUPERSTORE reached new heights in this, it's final season. And attention must be paid.
Every show, whether drama or comedy, set in the present day in the 2020-2021 television season, had to cope with whether or how to integrate the ongoing COVID-19 crisis into their shows. Most of them just ignored it. Others simply nodded in it's direction by showing characters donning masks when they were indoors or in groups. Some medical shows went the route of doing a non-specific time jump to a non-COVID future, acknowledging that the pandemic was awful but now they were in a Brave New Future where everything was Back To Normal.
SUPERSTORE, on the other hand, tackled the pandemic head on, and in the process delivered up some pretty hard-hitting yet still laugh-out-loud funny episodes. The show had always made it a point to realistically show retail work as one where the people stuck in it were overworked, underpaid, and treated as unimportant cogs in a machine by a heartless, clueless corporation; while still mining humor from the ways in which the people coped with this. SUPERSTORE showed how the pandemic made alll this even worse. (In one hard hitting scene, the employees of Cloud 9 are informed that, due to COIVD-19, not wearing a mask on the job will be an immediate firing offense. When an employee asks if the company will provide the now required masks, the answer is “No”. The scene ends with the store manager reciting the the meaningless platitude that corporate has sent out to the employees they are leaving to dangle: “Cloud 9 employees are the True Heroes of the Zephyr family”).
But while it had it's share of serious moments, SUPERSTORE never forgot that it was a comedy show, and so made sure to deliver the laughs. It utilized it's excellent ensemble cast (seriously even minor characters are so well written and acted they are standouts) and it's whip-smart writing to full effect this season. In a year where so many other shows just didn't or couldn't deliver, SUPERSTORE shone. It went out on top.
BEST CABLE OR STREAMING SERIES
DuckTales
Speaking of belated kudos and going out on top...
In it's third, and sadly, final season, DUCK TALES really came into it's own. A season long plot arc had the Duck family and it's friends facing off against the evil organization F.O.W.L. and it's plots to attain it's ultimate goal – to remove all adventure from the world. The series expertly set up and played out the threat, while still finding time to give all it's characters fun side adventures and moments in the spotlight. Months before WANDAVISION aired, DUCKTALES did it's own “trapped in a sitcom” episode and got in some hilarious riffs on sitcoms past (THAT 70'S SHOW and FULL HOUSE in particular came in for some intense ribbing). And the season itself culminated in a beautifully crafted finale that sent the show off in style.
What made DUCK TALES so good this season wasn't just the excellent writing, the well-developed characters, the fantastic voice actors who embodied them, and the top-notch production values (though they certainly didn't hurt). It was the way the show found it's groove and the absolute confidence with which it executed it's moves. Unlike so many shows that come out with a dazzling first season, only to fizzle out as the showrunners lose track of what they were supposed to be about, DUCK TALES consistently kept it's eye on the ball, building on it's strengths and shoring up it's weaknesses. And in a disrupted television season that threw so many shows back on their heels, DUCK TALES never broke stride. It was that rare show where, instead of trying to be best kid's TV show it could be, or the best family TV show it could be, it was (to quote a song) simply the best TV show it could be, period. And in doing that, it became the best cable/streaming show on television. Because Family truly is the Greatest Adventure of OH NO!!! THE GROUND!!!
BEST NEW CABLE OR STREAMING SERIES
(Tie)WandaVision/The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
The MCU came to the world of the smaller screen this year, and delivered a one-two punch that showed that they had come with their game faces on. First out of the gate was WANDAVISION, which wrapped an homage to sitcoms of decades past around a story about grief and trauma. Then came THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER, which wrapped a two-fisted actioneer around a story about coming to terms with the past. In both cases the series took advantage of the longer time frame afforded by television to do deep dives into their themes. WANDAVISION was the most stylistically adventurous, while THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER was the more thoughtful. What was amazing about both of them is that Marvel could have easily done simplistic series that had their protagonists saving the world or a part thereof and still had smash hit series, instead they had the guts to explore problems that couldn't be solved by punching someone in the face. Marvel swung for the fences on these shows, and in doing so produced the best television of the year.
BEST NEW NETWORK SHOW/MOST PROMISING NEW SHOW
Superman and Lois
"Oh no", I hear you groan. "Not ANOTHER Superman show!!!" It's a legit reaction. After all, what angle could a new show possibly take on Superman and the love of his life, Lois Lane, that hasn't been done a bajillion times before? How about Superman/Clark Kent as a married couple with children, coping with the special stresses put on the family when one of it's members is Superman?
It's amazing how well that approach has worked.
What made SUPERMAN AND LOIS such a breath of fresh air this season was how it broke away from the usual CW/Berlanti-verse formula of young adults angsting their way through their love lives and the challenges of being an adult in between punching out supervillains. Superman and his wife have been there, done that. They are fully formed adults, and they have found their life mates. Their challenges come from helping their two teen sons navigate their own journeys into adulthood – a challenge made even more difficult now that one of their children has developed superpowers of his own. Oh, there is plenty of teenage angst and punching out supervillains to be had, no worries there, but it is all framed in the context of a loving family working together to solve their problems.
Of course, not everything on SUPERMAN AND LOIS worked perfectly. The plotline concerning John Henry Irons took too long to come together and often seemed like an intrusion on the more interesting stuff happening with the Kent family. And the plotline concerning evil billionaire Morgan Edge's nefarious plans to weaponize X-Kryptonite seems more suitable for a crossover event then something that might happen in Smallville. But those are small quibbles for what is otherwise a great show with a ton of potential going forward. In a landscape where CW superhero shows were getting to be a bit samey-samey, SUPERMAN AND LOIS stood out with something new, fresh and different.
BEST ACTOR
(Tie)Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, and Wyatt Russell, THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER
I really couldn't make up my mind as to which of the three lead male characters of THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER had done the the most superb job. There was Anthony Mackie, as Sam Wilson struggling to decide whether or not he should assume the mantle of Captain America and trying to come to terms with his people's past. There was Sebastian Stan, as Bucky Barnes trying to come to terms with the weight of his own personal past and chart a future for himself. And there was the newcomer to the MCU, Wyatt Russell, as the man who happily assumed the mantle of Captain America, only to hideously crack under the pressure of living up to the name. All three gentleman had delivered the goods in one scene after another. Which one to pick? In the end I threw in the towel and declared it a tie. All of them were fantastic, and all of them were outstanding, and I am looking forward to seeing where all of them go next.
BEST ACTRESS
Elizabeth Olsen, WANDAVISION
On the other hand, I had no problems deciding that Elizabeth Olsen was hands down the best actress of the 2020-2021 TV season. In the series WANDAVISION, Plsen gave a master class in acting, expertly cycling not only through different syles of comedy but also different extremes of emotion. It was amazing to watch how Wanda crumbled as her constructed reality did, heartbreaking to see her sacrifice everything to set the wrong she had done right, and inspiring to watch her find the inner stregth to carry on. All this, and she did a pretty good job battling a supervillain!
WORST SHOW/ MOST EGREGIOUS WASTE OF A TALENTED CAST
All Rise
ALL RISE was the worst kind of bad show out there ・the show that could have been good, and just kept frustratingly missing the mark. A show centering around the personal and professional lives of the judges, lawyers, clerks, bailiffs and cops who work at an L.A. County courthouse; ALL RISE centered itself around the character of Lola Character, a newly appointed black female judge determined to take a different approach to justice. The show had all the ingredients of a good show: interesting characters, quippy dialogue, and a snappy pace. But it was dogged at every turn by ridiculous plots, a presentation of the legal system so unrealistic it seems to have come from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and overall incoherence as to just what exactly this show was supposed to be.
The incoherence is what doomed ALL RISE to be such a stupid, irredeemable show. Was it supposed to be a legal version of GREY'S ANATOMY? Because it certainly had that soapy, over-the-top aspect to it. Was it supposed to be a legal version of THE OFFICE? Because it also had a ton of “comedic takes on workplace quirks” in it. Was it supposed to be a West Coast version of LAW & ORDER? Because every other episode seemed to feature (badly) a “ripped-from-the-headlines” story about a hot political topic of the moment. If the show had picked a lane and stuck to it, it might have been passable, but no, it decided to be a comedic take on workplace quirks featuring gritty takes on the injustices of the legal system that young and sexy legal professionals navigated in between the tumultuous developments in their love lives. IT. JUST. DIDN'T. WORK.
And here is the worst thing about ALL RISE – this horrible, all-over-the-road, babbling lunacy of a terrible TV show wasted a veritable Murderer's Row of acting talent. Anchoring the cast was Simone Missick, who had impressed in the Marvel Television series LUKE CAGE, IRON FIST, and THE DEFENDERS, as well as ALTERED CARBON. Appearing regularly on the show were Marg Helgenberger, Paul McCrane, Peter MacNicol, and Amy Acker. These people are practically television royalty! And their talents were completely wasted on this pathetic excuse for a television drama! It takes a special kind of incompetence to have that kind of talent on hand and not be able to write to their talents.
After two seasons of stinking up the television landscape, ALL RISE was mercifully cancelled this year. The axe fell about two seasons too late.
WORST NEW SHOW
Big Sky
BIG SKY is the worst kind of blast from the past – the umpteenth go-round of elements that by now are so worn out they are transparent, that probably were considered fresh and now when they were first attempted. But it has been a loooooooong time since they were first attempted, in the case of BIG SKY, it's been decades.
The tropes that BIG SKY so laboriously recreated were first rolled in the movie SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 30 years ago in 1991. There's the damsels in distress that the show spends an egregious amount of time being stalked and kidnapped, and the recurring scenes of them huddling, whimpering and frightened, in a cold dark place. There's the egregiously weird villain who did the stalking and kidnapping (the show changes up a bit here from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS by giving the guy – wait for it – MOMMY ISSUES! GROAN). And then there are the female protagonists doggedly trying to find the missing girls before Something Terrible happens to them. About the only thing different from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is that the creepy stalker kidnapper has grabbed his victims in order to sex traffic them rather than kill them.
Perhaps it is the been there-done there aspect of BIG SKY that causes it to commit the worst crime a “thriller” can possibly commit – it's BORING AS HELL. When the young ladies are stalked and kidnapped by Creepy Guy With Mommy Issues, the scenes aren't suspenseful – you're sitting there going, “Oh, for Pete's sake, just kidnap the girls already, we know that's what you're going to do!” Plot developments that are meant to be big shocking twists just fail to land because they are so utterly predictable. Gee, the Ryan Phillipe character is questioning a police officer in a small, out of the way town, and the officer is acting all squirrelly and weird – WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN?!
BIG SKY is the worst of all possible television worlds – the thriller that doesn't thrill, but instead is just a boring slog. Amazingly, the show managed to get renewed for another season. Another season we can all be bored to tears by it.
BEST SERIES FINALE
DuckTales
The House of Mouse broke the hearts of loyal DUCKTALES fans this year by lowering the cancellation axe on the show. The small sliver of good news from the announcement was that the DUCKTALES showrunners had the time to craft a fitting finale to the beloved series. And what a finale they gave us! From beginning to end, the love and care with which the creators crafted fitting endings to every character's story was evident. Jump up and cheer moments abounded through the finale – from Donald Duck rediscovering his love of adventure, to Webby earning her way square into the McDuck family, to Launchpad realizing that he, too, could be a superhero. But the finale also didn't stint on the quieter, character driven moments – the scene where Donald and Della discussed the changes to their relationship that would occur due to Donald's decision to go on an around-the-world trip with his beloved Daisy was truly moving. And the scenes over the end credits, with the characters metaphorically takng bows as they engaged in a skydiving adventure, would a smile on anyone's face. DUCKTALES pulled off the feat of bringing the series to a satisfying end while at the same time leaving fans wanting more. Not just the best series finale of the 2020-2021 season but one of the best of all time.
WORST SERIES FINALE
Supernatural
... aaaaand then there was the SUPERNATURAL finale. In some ways, the series finale to SUPERNATURAL being a gigantic dud was pretty much baked into the cake. For one thing, SUPERNATURAL had already delivered up a nearly perfect series finale at the end of their fifth (and last good) season, only to get renewed anyway. Also, there was really nothing left to do with the Winchester brothers that hadn't already been done. They'd already died (multiple times). They had gone to Heaven. They'd defeated almost every Big Bad that could possibly be conceived, up to and including both God and the Devil. What was there left to do?
What was left to do, according to the showrunners, was for Dean to die in the most stupid possible way and sitting around in Heaven getting monologued at.
The notion of having Dean meet his end by going down swinging was not in itself a bad idea, but having him meet his end via a piece of rebar was anticlimactic to say the least. And having Dean meet all the people he cared about so much who had predeceased him when he reached Heaven would have been a terrific scene – but COVID-19 put paid to that idea, so instead we have Afterlife Bobby Singer telling Dean that all those folks are there. About the only good idea that was executed well was Dean tooling around Heaven in Metallicar to the strains of “Carry On, My Wayward Son” while he waited for Sam to live out his life and then join him there. But one good sequence does not a satisfying finale make.
SUPERNATURAL is a case study of what happens when a television show is allowed to keep going long after it's creative juice has run out. There was no possible way it's finale could have left fans wanting more, because, by the time it ended, there was nothing left to give.
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